# Felony cheese making!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felony-cheese-making/424269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 27, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felony-cheese-making/424269 "2007-10-27T21:48:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felony-cheese-making/424269/1 "2007-10-27T21:48:21Z")

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[http://www.centralvalleybusinesstimes.com/stories/001/?ID=6794](http://www.centralvalleybusinesstimes.com/stories/001/?ID=6794)

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> A Southern California couple is facing criminal charges after allegedly being caught with 375 pounds of “bathtub” cheese at an open-air market…Ms. Cuenca was also arrested on felony cheese making charges.

Yes, the article states the real health problems possible with homemade cheese. But it’s still funny.

And I think “Felony Cheese Making” would make a great user name. 🙂

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**Author:** ![citybadger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/45deac/32.png) [@citybadger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/citybadger)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felony-cheese-making/424269/2 "2007-10-27T21:56:12Z")

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Stockpile rennet now before it becomes a controlled substance.

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felony-cheese-making/424269/3 "2007-10-27T21:58:03Z")

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I just hope they don’t make cheese _cutting_ a felony!

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**Author:** ![ryobserver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@ryobserver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryobserver)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felony-cheese-making/424269/4 "2007-10-28T00:28:36Z")

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I really hope that doesn’t draw prison time. Imagine introducing yourself to your cellmates.

“What am I in for? Felony cheese making…”

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felony-cheese-making/424269/5 "2007-10-28T00:41:04Z")

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**SNERK**

Felony cheese making. _Felony_ cheese making! Making it a misdemeanor just couldn’t impart the serious sort of punishment the crime of making bathtub cheese could impart.

_snicker_

Bathtub cheese. Bet it goes really well with a nice prison wine.

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felony-cheese-making/424269/6 "2007-10-28T15:09:29Z")

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“I think he said ‘Blessed are the felony cheese makers…’”