# Female Dopers, Help?! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 28, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-dopers-help/177944 "2003-05-28T03:50:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![indecisive1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/41988e/32.png) [@indecisive1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/indecisive1)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-dopers-help/177944/41 "2003-05-30T12:53:06Z")
Ah, Greadain… you are a brave man indeed! I cannot wait to see what all the ladies have to say to you. My advice to you is if you must suck on lynne’s neck, stay low. It’ll be much easier for her to hide the ugly little badges of sex. ---
**Author:** ![Lynne\_kilii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d26b3c/32.png) [@Lynne\_kilii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynne_kilii)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-dopers-help/177944/42 "2003-05-31T04:49:47Z")
And they’re all gone now. thanks for the help, folks ---
**Author:** ![Greadain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5daacb/32.png) [@Greadain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greadain)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-dopers-help/177944/43 "2003-05-31T05:22:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by indecisive1 \* > \*\*Ah, Greadain… you are a brave man indeed! > I cannot wait to see what all the ladies have to say to you. > > My advice to you is if you must suck on lynne’s neck, stay low. It’ll be much easier for her to hide the ugly little badges of sex. \*\* Thanks for the support, indecisive1. I will do what I can to stay low (like, below the top of her tank top…). And as to “brave,” bravery is the halmark of the foolish man. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-dopers-help/177944.md?page=2)