# Female "ejaculation" **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 8, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898 "2003-08-08T20:17:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/41 "2003-08-16T18:30:00Z")
**Coldie** , are you volunteering to be part of a sample group for a study? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/42 "2003-08-16T20:02:36Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=10468&highlight=Female+ejaculation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=10468&highlight=Female+ejaculation) Ahhhh yep ! ---
**Author:** ![jujuju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@jujuju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jujuju)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/43 "2003-08-16T23:00:44Z")
here is something i found that i had emailed myself: > [@](#): > > Like in Yoga where one is taught to almost reverse ones breathing pattern, in sex the female needs to control another inbuilt reflex. The building of the ‘ejaculation’ does feel very much like a desire to pee and as soon as the urethra starts to tingle, second nature kicks in. When squeezed The Pubococcygeus Muscle (try get your tongue around that!), prevents the bladder leaking. It is crucial for your girlfriend to oppose this contraction and actually bear down against it. This is not an easy concept to get your head around because if you bear against the muscle that prevents you peeing, surely that means you do. Not in this instance it seems. Contraction of the muscle in this instance actually stops an orgasm from building; pretty much the same way as squeezing the base of the penis and thinking momentarily of Anne Widdecombe does in men. It does not prevent further ejaculation, just postpones it. This is the first barrier you need to deal with. Don’t be under any illusions that your girlfriend will fill your mouth with milk & honey on command. If only life were that simple. Remember the hunt for the clitoris? Well if that equalled gaining an ‘A’ level qualification, getting your girlfriend to ‘squirt’ for the very first time is like obtaining a PhD. > > The ejaculation itself does come through the urethra, the same tube used for urination. It is located just outside the vaginal opening. If you spread your ladies inner labia and trace your finger from just inside her pussy, up towards the clitoris, after about half an inch you can find a tiny hole. Almost a needle in a haystack, especially if your lady is unshaven. This is where the ejaculation fluid exits, but not where it originates. That’s the job of the ‘Skene Gland’. The equivalent to a male prostate, which produces seminal fluid in males and it’s hidden between the G-spot and the clitoris. Although some insignificant traces of urine are evident, the composition is not that dissimilar to the fluid produced by the male prostate to keep all those hungry little ‘baby-makers’ alive during male ejaculation. > > The fluid can appear like either watered down milk or can be clear in composition. It in no way offers any contraception as the fluid is expelled outside the vagina. Therefore the only conceivable purpose of female ejaculation is for pleasure. And the pleasure is intense, in many cases far surpassing any previous best. Ejaculation can take place during both a clitoral and a vaginal orgasm, thus providing a magical ‘third’ orgasm. If you are lost on the difference between a clitoral and a vaginal orgasm, you might want to ask your girlfriend; although if you really don’t know the difference, you probably wont have a girlfriend to ask. An ejaculation results from manipulation inside the vagina, as per a vaginal orgasm, but with an added jackpot. Giving the female an amazing double whammy orgasm. Sometimes after ejaculation the female can virtually pass out from the after-glow of forceful feelings. But don’t worry, unlike men, there’s usually more to follow. Give her a few minutes and she’ll be filling up like the office water cooler. that’s the most descriptive part of the article. [here be the link](http://www.geocities.com/Alice_Roissy/Female) . ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/44 "2003-08-17T02:30:33Z")
From the male point of view: I think this sounds appealing and attractive, just like the feminine juices in general, somebody could tell me any way she pleased or just surprise me and it’d be OK, I would be very pleased to find my lover doing it, and I _don’t_ like the term “ejaculate” for this because I already think of that as the male fluid and - as I am very much more attracted to females than to males - it makes me think of unattractive male fluid! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/45 "2003-08-17T04:22:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Yeah, those Euro blokes are a lot more sexually repressed than their American counterparts. Snort. > > I wouldn’t take Maastricht’s sample size of 6 as indicative of the entire male population of Europe, per se. > > Err, well, so far my contribution to this thread. \*\* That’s what you consider a contribution? Snort, yourself. I don’t believe anyone used the word repressed. But, it’s been my experience, second-hand of course, that “Euro blokes” do, in fact, tend to be arrogant, closed-minded, and selfish lovers. This has been repeatedly born out by numerous polls, which I’m sure you can Google up, if you’re interested. And, no, six is hardly a representative sampling, statistically speaking. But, six out of six is certainly an indication that the attitude is common. Since you seem to be taking this so personally, would you care to make a _genuine_ contribution to this thread, by sharing your personal experiences and views on the topic, or are you too repressed and arrogant for that? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/46 "2003-08-17T18:24:22Z")
What’s the matter with you, **Davebear**? I gather from your response, that I was right in assuming your “cultural difference” remark had a deeper implication - I was merely slightly off on what that implication was. So, European men aren’t necessarily more repressed, but they _are_ “arrogant, closed-minded, and selfish lovers”. And all this you gather second hand, but the evidence can be Googled if I should feel so inclined. What’s with the sweeping generalisations, **Dave**? You think it would be appreciated if a European poster related that all American men were sub-par lovers, or so they heard? Well, then. As far as “genuine” contributions go: I have not experienced the phenomenon at hand myself. Yet, I could not let your sweeping generalisations pass as acceptable, hence my comment. As for me taking it personally: don’t flatter yourself. Why would I? As far as I can recall, you and I never shared a night of wild passionate sex (nor do I intend to change this, no offence :)), so why would your unsubstantiated claims offend me _personally_? I just happened upon a steaming pile of BS, and called it as I saw it. It’s what we do here, at the Straight Dope. ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/47 "2003-08-17T19:47:56Z")
I don’t usually post in threads like these. But I’ll make an exception here. After 23+ years of extensive research, I can tell you that _whatever_ it is, female ejaculation isn’t urine. It doesn’t look like urine, it doesn’t smell like urine, it doesn’t, uh, taste like urine. It’s not urine! What it is, I know not. But I’m looking forward to at least another 23+ years of trying to find out.😃 🆒 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/48 "2003-08-18T03:34:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > **What’s the matter with you, Davebear?** Snort! Not a thing, what’s the matter with you, **Coldfire** , old buddy? I’ll tell you, though, I’m freaking tired of you tweaking my tail at every opportunity, while contributing NOTHING to the discussion at hand. If you’ve got a problem with me, take off the Moderator’s hat and call me out in the Pit. I’ll be happy to go toe to toe with you. Otherwise, STFU, and stop acting like a schoolyard bully. Being a moderator may give you the _power_ to be a jerk, with impugnity, but it doesn’t give you the _right_. If I say something offensive, fine, call me on it. But, you don’t need to be offensive, yourself, to do that. The line that got you all bent out of shape was a joke, and everyone knew it, even without a smilie. So, save your snorts of derision for somebody else. And, let’s stop hijacking this thread, shall we? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/49 "2003-08-18T09:26:01Z")
Ah, the “it was all a joke” routine. Well, it may be just me, but I certainly didn’t read it as a joke. Your follow-up (the whole European men are selfish lovers thing) didn’t seem to imply you had been joking either. You’re not one to forego a smilie either, if your usual postings are any indication. Eh. Whatever. Couple of other things, though.[ul][li]Where am I “tweaking your tail at every opportunity”? Other than this thread, I don’t recall directly conversing with you at all, ever. Which doesn’t mean I never did, but I find it hard to believe the moment was memorable in any way.[_]The moderator hat IS off, unless specifically stated otherwise. I wasn’t “acting like a schoolyard bully”, I saw a bullshit remark and commented on it. I can do that, you can do that, and so can any other poster on the SDMB. I wasn’t calling you names, or attacking you. Sure, I was sarcastic. But who’s the one that added insult to injury by tossing in all sorts of unsubstantiated claims, admittedly from second-hand information no less? I know you haven’t been here for as long as I have, but come on. You know that sort of thing will get you a reaction. Unless it’s all a joke. Right.[_]**[Moderator hat on] Don’t tell people to shut the fuck up in forums outside the Pit. No, disguising it as an acronym doesn’t make it any better. And you know that. [/Moderator hat off]**[_]I called you on a remark that wasn’t necessarily offensive, but it was ignorant to say the least. IMHO, I wasn’t offensive in doing so (although I certainly was sarcastic). And if the intitial post was all a joke on your behalf, then why did you aggravate things by not saying so in your first response to my remark?[_]I have no intentions of pitting you - the matter simply isn’t that important. I’ll just conclude that our senses of humour vary greatly. Either that, or you’re not being entirely honest. Whichever’s the case, if you “want to go toe to toe” with me in the Pit, you’re going to have to start the thread yourself, I’m afraid.[/ul][/li][quote] **And, let’s stop hijacking this thread, shall we?** [/quote] I will, if there’s no reason to continue the hijack. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/50 "2003-08-18T12:12:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Ah, the “it was all a joke” routine. \*\* Ah, the old “innocent man” routine. It’s wearing thin, btw. Your temper is showing through. A truly innocent man wouldn’t have needed that list you included. > [@](#): > > \*\*Well, it may be just me, but I certainly didn’t read it as a joke. Your follow-up (the whole European men are selfish lovers thing) didn’t seem to imply you had been joking either. \*\* No, that wasn’t a joke. Never said it was. Try _reading_ my posts, once in a while, instead of just spewing sarcasm. > [@](#): > > \*\*You’re not one to forego a smilie either, if your usual postings are any indication. \*\* Depends on my mood. I can’t help what you don’t notice. > [@](#): > > **Eh. Whatever.** My thoughts, exactly. > [@](#): > > **Where am I “tweaking your tail at every opportunity”? Other than this thread, I don’t recall directly conversing with you at all, ever. Which doesn’t mean I never did, but I find it hard to believe the moment was memorable in any way.** No, you’ve never bothered to follow up any of your nasty little comments. Apparently, drive-by shots are more your style. And, no, I’m sure they aren’t memorable to you, but having a Moderator call me a [whore](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3410361#post3410361) in a thread I wasn’t even participating in sure was memorable, to me. > [@](#): > > \*\*The moderator hat IS off, unless specifically stated otherwise. I wasn’t “acting like a schoolyard bully”, I saw a bullshit remark and commented on it. I can do that, you can do that, and so can any other poster on the SDMB. \*\* Yes, other posters can do that, and they do. But, whether you’re wearing your hat, or not, you’re always in full uniform as a Mod. You _have_ noticed your user status **always** says Moderator, haven’t you? Maybe you can’t change that, but it **does** make a difference, to us peons. I guess you haven’t noticed that you get away with a lot of crap because of that. Apparently, no one’s ever called you on it, before. You say we’re just two ordinary posters, huh? Fine. I inadvertantly offended you. You deliberately offended me, so I responded in kind. It happens to us regular members all the time. The only reason you’re so astonished is because it doesn’t happen to you. You wear that big neon “Hands Off!” moderator sign all the time. Deny it all you like, but it makes a huge difference. > [@](#): > > **I wasn’t calling you names, or attacking you. Sure, I was sarcastic. But who’s the one that added insult to injury by tossing in all sorts of unsubstantiated claims, admittedly from second-hand information no less? I know you haven’t been here for as long as I have, but come on. You _know_ that sort of thing will get you a reaction. Unless it’s all a joke. Right.** Unsubstantiated, again? Why don’t you just ask me for a Cite, so we can all laugh? That sure must have hit a nerve. > [@](#): > > **[Moderator hat on] Don’t tell people to shut the fuck up in forums outside the Pit. No, disguising it as an acronym doesn’t make it any better. And you know that. [/Moderator hat off]** Fine. > [@](#): > > \*\*I called you on a remark that wasn’t necessarily offensive, but it was ignorant to say the least. IMHO, I wasn’t offensive in doing so (although I certainly was sarcastic). \*\* Right. In _your_ opinion, it wasn’t offensive. And, that’s all that counts, isn’t it? > [@](#): > > **And if the intitial post was all a joke on your behalf, then why did you aggravate things by _not saying so in your first response to my remark_?** I already explained that. Try _reading_ my posts, instead just reacting to them. > [@](#): > > **I have no intentions of pitting you - the matter simply isn’t that important. I’ll just conclude that our senses of humour vary greatly. Either that, or you’re not being entirely honest.** Look who’s talking. Trust a con man to play the honesty card. > [@](#): > > **Whichever’s the case, if you “want to go toe to toe” with me in the Pit, you’re going to have to start the thread yourself, I’m afraid.** Nah. I’ve said my piece. > [@](#): > > \*\*I will, if there’s no reason to continue the hijack. \*\* BAHAHAHAhaha! The longest post I’ve ever seen from you, completely off-topic, and you end it with that! Our senses of humor definitely **do** differ, but I love irony. It’s the hypocrisy I can’t stand. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/51 "2003-08-18T12:29:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > **And, no, I’m sure they aren’t memorable to you, but having a Moderator call me a [whore](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3410361#post3410361) in a thread I wasn’t even participating in sure was memorable, to me.** Now _that_ was humour! Sure, it was at your expense. But you [seemed to take it in the spirit it was intended at the time](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3423655#post3423655). With a smilie, even. Still, I apologise retroatively if you were honestly offended by that - it certainly wasn’t my intention. Oh, well. You’re obviously looking for a fight of sorts. Why, I have no idea. The allegations tossed my way in your post are completely alien to me. I’ve been pitted over moderator decisions repeatedly, but I can’t say people regularly point it out to me that I behave like a jackass and get away with it because of my “moderator” status. So, unless that changes, I’m going to assume it’s just you, **Dave**. I could have a go at all those little jabs of yours individually, but what would be the point? I’ll see that Pit thread when it comes. I’m no mod here, but in my estimation I’d say that anything over the level of your last post would be out of line for this forum. Have fun, I’m out of here. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/52 "2003-08-18T13:07:29Z")
Boys, boys…can we get back on topic now? For the record, I’ve gushed with American and European men…makes no difference if they are attentive lovers. Be nice to each other please. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/53 "2003-08-18T16:28:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Now _that_ was humour! Sure, it was at your expense. But you [seemed to take it in the spirit it was intended at the time](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3423655#post3423655). With a smilie, even. Still, I apologise retroatively if you were honestly offended by that - it certainly wasn’t my intention. \*\* Well, there’s no smilie in my post, so why would you assume I was joking then, but not now? And, yes, it was extremely offensive. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/54 "2003-08-18T16:57:25Z")
> [@](#): > > **Thanks, but I don’t need a pimp. I do just fine as an independent. 😃** That’s a smilie, right? That was also the reason why I thought you took my joke the way it was intended. At the time, your post certainly didn’t give me the idea I had caused offense. In fact, it still doesn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/55 "2003-08-18T19:40:18Z")
Gentlemen, please! I hadn’t even planned on participating in this darn thread, but I hate to see discord. Especially in international, umm, relations. What could I do to convince you both to back into your respective corners, **Davebear** and **Coldfire**? Anything? Could you please make nice? (Sorry, I can’t regale you with any gushy tales of my own. But as someone who’s had experience with American men, with European men, and with a couple who spent part of their lives in Europe and part in the U.S., I can’t say I’ve ever noticed any corelation whatsoever between country of origin and level of consideration in bed.) ---
**Author:** ![Omnipresent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8c91f0/32.png) [@Omnipresent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omnipresent)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/56 "2003-08-18T19:46:53Z")
This is all well and good but, will someone tell me how I can make my girlfriend do this! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/57 "2003-08-18T20:21:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*That’s a smilie, right? That was also the reason why I thought you took my joke the way it was intended. At the time, your post certainly didn’t give me the idea I had caused offense. In fact, it still doesn’t. \*\* OMIGOD! I have **Coldfire** Syndrome (an inability to correctly read a **Davebear** post)! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eva Luna \* > \*\*Gentlemen, please! > > I hadn’t even planned on participating in this darn thread, but I hate to see discord. Especially in international, umm, relations. What could I do to convince you both to back into your respective corners, Davebear and Coldfire? Anything? Could you please make nice? \*\* Since you ask so nicely, I will withdraw, now. ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/58 "2003-08-18T20:49:24Z")
**Omnipresent** , e-mail me if you like and I will try to describe the trick to you both as politely as possible. It would be nearly impossible to keep this discussion clean and clinical for the public, but I don’t mind sharing off-board. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/59 "2003-08-18T21:26:14Z")
Okay Eva and I have both asked you nicely to stop bickering. This STARTED over whether or something or another about Euro guys versus American guys…I don’t care enough to even go back and read the specifics. But you guys are just carryng on to carry on. Take a deep breath and just be adults. It doesn’t matter who has the last word. Be a gentleman and let it go. Please. Being a good lover has no correlation over what country you were born in. I’m sure you are both fabulous in bed. 😉 [she gushed…] Sorry Omnipresent…I don’t know how to make your girlfriend do it…it just came natural for me. ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898/60 "2003-08-18T21:50:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > > Since you ask so nicely, I will withdraw, now. Who said anything about umm, withdrawing? I would think that would make achieving the objective of this thread’s discussion rather difficult, but then what do I know…(And how can you post if you haven’t withdrawn yet?) 😉 Seriously, I’m glad. I hope everyone can let bygones be bygones. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-ejaculation/193898.md?page=4)