# Female High School Student Poops on Classroom Floor with Student Witnesses Present **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844 "2007-09-28T18:12:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/41 "2007-09-28T22:36:45Z")
I hope to get more facts and report back. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/42 "2007-09-28T22:41:04Z")
[QUOTE=Bearflag70] I hope to get more facts and report back. [/QUOTE] Color, texture, and odor? ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/43 "2007-09-28T22:41:30Z")
[QUOTE=wheresgeorge04] I call shenanigans on this. I’m not sure exactly WHO I’m calling it on, but I’m calling it. I am a guy who can very much enjoy gross-out humor, I like to smell my own farts, etc. I can’t imagine the quoted scenario, unless the ENTIRE thing was planned by ALL the kids involved, as some big “prank.” I can barely imagine this happening in the back streets of Calcutta, let alone an American classroom (if the OP is American, that is…) [/QUOTE] Agreed. They must have been the only ones in the classroom (or that part of the classroom or something) and when the shit hit the fan, they all ratted out the one together. This is just too bizarre in any high school setting otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/44 "2007-09-28T22:44:57Z")
[QUOTE=wheresgeorge04] missed the edit window… ETA : On reading the whole threads, I can “understand” the prankiness of the dude drunkenly dropping a deuce on the hood of the car, or the one dumping in the HS parking lot. But I still can’t grasp the OP behavior in anyone but truly developmentally disabled kids. Not inner-city poor kids of drug-addled parents, but full-on retarded kids. Joe [/QUOTE] Squeezed one out means pinching a loaf? I thought it was the same as rubbing one out? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/45 "2007-09-28T22:49:39Z")
[QUOTE=Unauthorized Cinnamon] \Yeah, the only way this makes sense is if the kids in question have mental problems or live in neglectful homes suffering from [Fourth Degree Squalor](http://www.squalorsurvivors.com/squalor/measuring.shtml). \ [/QUOTE] But…but I have cats! I always have animal feces in my house! I’m not sure if I should be reassured or upset by the fact that my half-assed housekeeping puts our house at only Second Degree Squalor. ☹😕 If there are people in the world living lives that make taking a squat and dropping a turd where they stand okay, and watching (and smelling) someone do that okay, then I have no comprehension of the lives these people are leading. My cats don’t do that. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/46 "2007-09-28T22:49:45Z")
I think nothing can demonstrate her breeding, better than that. What a catch she is for that lucky guy or gal. Some people you just can’t allow to roam freely in public. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/47 "2007-09-28T23:34:31Z")
Charming. When we were around eleven, me and a couple friends used to spend part of our time riding bikes & goofing off in the local church parking lot. One day, this stupid kid Matthew announced that he had to poop, and hiked down his pants and backed up against the church’s hedge - to much protest all around. We pointed out that we were only one block from home. “But I gotta go now!” Soon he said he couldn’t turn back because it was already coming out. My friend Mark walked up to him and pushed him back on his ass, making a god-awful mess. Good times! ---
**Author:** ![Flipshod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f19dbf/32.png) [@Flipshod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flipshod)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/48 "2007-09-28T23:34:55Z")
If this was some sort of prank or protest, that’s bad enough and makes me sad. But if the girl actually just casually took a shit on the floor in the presence of her peers, it’s simply unimaginable. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/49 "2007-09-28T23:53:57Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] But…but I have cats! I always have animal feces in my house! I’m not sure if I should be reassured or upset by the fact that my half-assed housekeeping puts our house at only Second Degree Squalor. ☹😕 [/QUOTE] I suppose it depends on whether you clean up the turds when you notice them, pretend they’re not there, or shove over a huge stack of junk to cover them up. My understanding is that 3rd degree is when your house begins to sustain rot damage because of the accumulated sedimentary layers. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/50 "2007-09-28T23:58:08Z")
I have to wonder what a MySpace profile might contain on her. ---
**Author:** ![UntouchedTakeaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d78d45/32.png) [@UntouchedTakeaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UntouchedTakeaway)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2007, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/51 "2007-09-29T00:04:02Z")
And to think in “To Sir, With Love”, he thought a sanitary napkin burning in a fire place was repulsive. VCNJ~ ---
**Author:** ![Tapiotar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3be4f8/32.png) [@Tapiotar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapiotar)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2007, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/52 "2007-09-29T00:06:48Z")
Can this have anything to do with the trend of the last fifteen years or so of laid-back, let the kid train him/herself toilet-training methods? Some kids are quite old, two or three or so before they are toilet-trained, and maybe that makes them so laissez-faire about it all. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/53 "2007-09-29T00:16:39Z")
[QUOTE=Tapiotar] Can this have anything to do with the trend of the last fifteen years or so of laid-back, let the kid train him/herself toilet-training methods? Some kids are quite old, two or three or so before they are toilet-trained, and maybe that makes them so laissez-faire about it all. [/QUOTE] Isn’t two or three around the normal age for toilet training? You’re making it sound like it’s over the hill. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2007, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/54 "2007-09-29T00:53:47Z")
All 3 of my kids were trained by age 3 (more like 2 and 1/2)–and none of them are laissez faire about toileting issues. IMS, voluntary control of the bowel starts at about 18 months to 2 years–it’s on a spectrum. But complete control doesn’t happen until after age 2. (my youngest is 9, it’s been awhile). I cannot help but think that this was some kind of initiation for this girl or else she has severe emotional/mental problems. Most teens are quite shy of exposing personal habits such as this. I wish the school would follow up with either a referral for the girl or appropriate punishment, if she’s found to be just doing it to act nasty. As well as the social mores aspect, it’s a public health issue. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/55 "2007-09-29T01:52:19Z")
[QUOTE=Bearflag70] How did she wipe? I should ask. [/QUOTE] Maybe she didn’t. She might have walked into the class clean-shaven, but she probably strolled out with a beard… (Wouldn’t 3-ring paper have too much potential for paper cuts…?) ---
**Author:** ![Charger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@Charger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charger)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/56 "2007-09-29T02:14:17Z")
I think an appropriate punishment would be to rub her nose in it and, from now on, periodically walk up to her and say (in mock-enthusiasm) “Wanna go outside? Do ya? Do ya wannna go outside?” In my college days, someone had shat in the men’s shower and left a note on the turd which read: “The Mad Crapper Strikes Again!” It turns out that we were the second dorm building within a few weeks to have been “struck” by this “Mad Crapper,” as it were. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2007, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/57 "2007-09-29T02:22:31Z")
[QUOTE=sturmhauke] I suppose it depends on whether you clean up the turds when you notice them, pretend they’re not there, or shove over a huge stack of junk to cover them up. My understanding is that 3rd degree is when your house begins to sustain rot damage because of the accumulated sedimentary layers. [/QUOTE] Okay, reading more closely, we’re only at the First Level of Squalor. Whew. That’s a relief. (_I_ pretend the turds aren’t there - cleaning the litter box is my husband’s job. 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2007, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/58 "2007-09-29T04:28:22Z")
[QUOTE=Tahssa] This remark just made my day. Come on you website making people. Here’s your new project. - i maid u a cookie, but i crapded on it ☹ \* [/QUOTE] Or alternately: i maid u a poo, but i eated it ☹ [sub]I can’t believe I just typed that. Coprophagia is absolutely, utterly disgusting, even if you’re a cat.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2007, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/59 "2007-09-29T04:55:01Z")
[QUOTE=Bearflag70] The custodian restored the floor to its original condition. [/QUOTE] teh poo. it _had_ a flavr. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2007, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844/60 "2007-09-29T06:35:18Z")
[QUOTE=plnnr] An appropriate punishment would have been to have her clean the bathrooms in the school for a month. [/QUOTE] But that would be corporal punishment! No, I’m not kidding. And in some states, that’s illegal. So you have to assign a metric buttload of Saturday school days, and then bargain for the bathroom cleaning as a reduced sentence. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-high-school-student-poops-on-classroom-floor-with-student-witnesses-present/420844.md?page=4)