# Fenris, a question

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 17, 2004, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872 "2004-01-17T01:57:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/21 "2004-01-17T19:30:39Z")

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What was the banning offense?

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**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/22 "2004-01-17T19:34:54Z")

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> [@KidCharlemagne](#):
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> What was the banning offense?

Well, there is an age limit of 13.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/23 "2004-01-17T19:36:45Z")

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Pulling the “angry young man” schtick all the time, and reacting to folk around here like someone of 13 or below. That was his theme. And so he was damned for it. I do agree with **Lynn**.

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**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/24 "2004-01-17T19:38:36Z")

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> [@KidCharlemagne](#):
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> What was the banning offense?

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> Lynn Bodoni  
> Administrator  
> Kurdt Kobain, I don’t care how old you say you are. You are simply not emotionally mature enough to be on this message board. If you ARE as old, chronologically, as you say you are, you may never be mature enough to post on the Straight Dope Message Board.
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> Goodbye.
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> Lynn  
> For the Straight Dope

Oh, and **Ice Wolf** , I do believe that **Wolfian** was referring to **Atreyu** ’s mention of phi, not KK’s last thread.

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/25 "2004-01-17T19:39:44Z")

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Was this post the immediate cause of the banning?

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/26 "2004-01-17T19:43:41Z")

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Heh. Cool, **gluteus maximus**. Was wondering what the heck “phi” had to do with it. 🙂

And it was the straw that finally snapped the camel’s back in two, **KidCharlemagne** ,

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**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/27 "2004-01-17T19:45:11Z")

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**KidCharlemagne** , have a browse back through KK’s posts (most of his threads are in the Pit)… you’ll get the idea pretty quick.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/28 "2004-01-17T19:46:12Z")

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> [@KidCharlemagne](#):
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> What was the banning offense?

I am getting good at predicting impending doom! 🙂

**KidCharlemagne** : The final straw was that he had a signature that contained references to drug use, one referred to injecting the stuff.

Kurk Kobain (why bother to bold his name) was so dense, that he ignored warnings that the sig was easy to interpret as encouraging drug use.

Interesting to see that the board software allows moderators to remove only the post sig and not the post, this is what is happening in the linked thread; just imagine an idiotic sig under **all** his posts.

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/29 "2004-01-17T20:43:27Z")

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215 posts in such a short time. _sniff_ He was so young. He had so much more adolescent assholesome fuckwipery to share.

Kurdt, we hardly lik—I mean, we hardly knew ye. 😃

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**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/30 "2004-01-17T20:50:25Z")

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Hey! I thought Lynn said no more art!

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**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/31 "2004-01-17T20:54:54Z")

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> [@KidCharlemagne](#):
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> What was the banning offense?

I am certainly not an expert nor a mod-mind reader, but I’d just have to say that the “ **don’t be a jerk** ” rule was flagrantly violated _every_ time this youthful enthusiast even _thought_ about posting.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/32 "2004-01-17T20:56:24Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> I am getting good at predicting impending doom! 🙂
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> **Interesting to see that the board software allows moderators to remove only the post sig and not the post, this is what is happening in the linked thread; just imagine an idiotic sig under all his posts.**

I think all you have to do in that case is access the offending profile and remove the sig. Take my posts, for instance. I have no sig, so it looks like I’m shutting it off, when in fact I simply don’t have one.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/33 "2004-01-17T21:10:10Z")

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> [@gluteus maximus](#):
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> Hey! I thought Lynn said no more art!

She said no more BIG art.

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/34 "2004-01-17T21:12:31Z")

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> [@gluteus maximus](#):
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> Hey! I thought Lynn said no more art!

I’m not sure if this qualifies, since it’s one line in a sig and not multiple lines of mono-spaced ASCII. It’s been my sig for quite a while now, and nobody’s said anything. (Though it’s only recently popped up again with the auto-sig routine on the new board software.)

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/35 "2004-01-17T21:22:30Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> She said no more BIG art.

Specifically, no art larger than four lines.

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**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/36 "2004-01-17T21:29:27Z")

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> [@gluteus maximus](#):
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> Hey! I thought Lynn said no more art!

I was joking. That’s not to say that this is a joke thread. I’m actually a little envious of your sig, **Fish**!

**( ! )**

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**Author:** ![eli\_the\_fanatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ccd318/32.png) [@eli\_the\_fanatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eli_the_fanatic)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/37 "2004-01-17T21:37:09Z")

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Hmmm…

~ \<o\> the X /-\

You have to use your imagination… Eel eye the fan attic. It’s like one of those rebus puzzle in Highlights magazine.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/38 "2004-01-17T21:46:15Z")

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> an American in Kyoto

Hey! Are you following protocol?

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/39 "2004-01-17T22:18:08Z")

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What was KK’s signature, anyway?

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-a-question/224872/40 "2004-01-17T22:30:36Z")

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> [@gluteus maximus](#):
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> I was joking. That’s not to say that this is a joke thread. I’m actually a little envious of your sig, **Fish**! ]

Thanks. I’m discovering that those fish really leap out at me when I scroll through a page of posts. I can quickly see where I last posted.

Now I have to wear a face mask. **rimshot**

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