# Fenris, help straighten me out here. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 21, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-help-straighten-me-out-here/94541 "2001-11-21T04:47:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![IzzyR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@IzzyR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IzzyR)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-help-straighten-me-out-here/94541/21 "2001-11-21T21:10:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > Sounds like you’re just here to up your post count Well how do you know what’s in my head, you hypocrite moron? Now I see what DDG had to put up with. Your apology is accepted, idiot. And mine is offered. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-help-straighten-me-out-here/94541/22 "2001-11-21T21:13:34Z")
Apology Accepted. [sub]jerk[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![IzzyR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@IzzyR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IzzyR)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-help-straighten-me-out-here/94541/23 "2001-11-21T21:17:15Z")
Hey, look here, creep, I’m leaving work now and won’t log on again for a while. So let me just declare in advance that anything that you might conceivably say is undoubtedly idiotic, and worthy of your status as a fatheaded lowlife. And I apologize in advance for all these future insults. ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-help-straighten-me-out-here/94541/24 "2001-11-21T23:05:00Z")
**Hamlet** you are one funny piggy! I apologize to any pigs or Shakespearan characters that may have been offended by my any of my remarks. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-help-straighten-me-out-here/94541/25 "2001-11-21T23:09:52Z")
Oink! ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-help-straighten-me-out-here/94541/26 "2001-11-21T23:15:00Z")
Or, if you prefer, **tevya:** “Confess yourself to heaven; repent whats past; avoid what is to come; and do not spread the compost on the weeds to make them ranker.” ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-help-straighten-me-out-here/94541/27 "2001-11-21T23:16:19Z")
or: Fuck Off. I’ll leave it up to you. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-help-straighten-me-out-here/94541/28 "2001-11-22T00:41:58Z")
My head hurts. Fuck you all. [sub]I’m sorry. Not.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-help-straighten-me-out-here/94541/29 "2001-11-22T01:49:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > \*\*or: > > Fuck Off. > I’ll leave it up to you. \*\* I’ll take number 2 please! P.S. Where’s my apolgy? ☹ You swine! I heartily apologize for. It was really uncalled for. Doody head. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-help-straighten-me-out-here/94541/30 "2001-11-22T21:47:49Z")
**Tevya** _(cough, bitch, cough)_ **I just wanted to take a second** _(one second of my precious life is too much to waste on you)_ **and tell you how truly sorry** _(yeah, try not at all truly sorry, ignoramous)_ **I was for my earlier behavior** _(Which was undenieably fine in my eyes)_ **I was rude** , _well-spoken_, **cruel** , _truthfull_, **and ignorant** , _and damn funny_ **Please accept my deeply felt apology** _Fuck off_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-help-straighten-me-out-here/94541.md?page=1)