# Fenris : Where's My Damn Cookie? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-wheres-my-damn-cookie/84013 "2001-09-27T00:28:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-wheres-my-damn-cookie/84013/1 "2001-09-27T00:28:34Z")
**Fenris** : In [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=88900) thread you stated : > [@](#): > > **Mind the oranges, Marlon?** (and a virtual cookie for anyone who gets the reference) to which I promptly and with a minimum of fanfare replied : > [@](#): > > The University Wildcats Gridiron Club I’ve been waiting patiently. No, that’s not correct. I’ve been sitting here for days waiting. Just staring at the computer, refusing to eat, shave, go to work, or perform any of the activities that might be required of a normally functioning life. The neighbors are staring to worry. The cats are packing their suitcases. Even the cockroaches are looking around for more suitable surroundings. And I believe I’m starting to crack. Dammit _I WANT MY COOKIE!!!_ C’mon … just one … just one little cookie. I promise … I’ll be good. It doesn’t even have to be an Oreo. Maybe just a Chips Ahoy that fell behind the refrigerator a few years ago. That’d do. Or a Lorna Doone. Yeah, that’s it. A Lorna Doone. No one likes Lorna Doones anyway. You bastard … cough it up! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-wheres-my-damn-cookie/84013/2 "2001-09-27T00:37:13Z")
::gives **Euty** her “cookie”:: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-wheres-my-damn-cookie/84013/3 "2001-09-27T00:48:57Z")
I got yer cookies hangin’, man! Right here! Right here! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-wheres-my-damn-cookie/84013/4 "2001-09-27T00:51:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > C’mon … just one … just one little cookie. I promise … I’ll be good. It doesn’t even have to be an Oreo. Maybe just a Chips Ahoy that fell behind the refrigerator a few years ago. That’d do. Or a Lorna Doone. Yeah, that’s it. A Lorna Doone. No one likes Lorna Doones anyway. > > You bastard … cough it up! \*\* Every time I give blood, I eat Lorna Doone’s and Tang. I like them. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-wheres-my-damn-cookie/84013/5 "2001-09-27T01:53:18Z")
Cookies are one of the things I make for a living. The cafe where I bake has two monster cookies, chocolate chip, and oatmeal with cranberry raisins. These suckers are 4 1/2 ounces each(125 mg) Send me the word and I’ll send you a cookie to remember. ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-wheres-my-damn-cookie/84013/6 "2001-09-27T01:55:58Z")
> [@](#): > > Every time I give blood, I eat Lorna Doone’s and Tang. I like them. I prefer to put these together in a blender, to make my favorite concoction: Doone Tang. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-wheres-my-damn-cookie/84013/7 "2001-09-27T03:02:18Z")
A) Sorry, **Euty** , but that’s not the answer I was looking for. but B) Since you’re such a great mod and a pal, I’ll give you a cookie in any case. ```auto SITESERVER ID=5fc834471eed18399b532afe84b01df1 baylortomlandryfitnesscenter.com/ 0 642859008 31887777 2692638720 29419430 * ``` As I have _no_ idea why this was on my system, I have no qualms about giving it to you. Simply paste it into notepad, and save it in your c:\windows\cookies directory as “(your name)@baylortomlandryfitnesscenter.txt” and you’ll have your very own cookie. Fenris \*note the “Mind the oranges, Marlon” phrase came from a psychotic comic called “D.R. and Quinch” by Alan Moore and Alan Davis. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-wheres-my-damn-cookie/84013/8 "2001-09-27T03:13:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Doone Tang. **Gasp! Choke!** \ Goddammit. I SO did not see that one coming. Scared the cats right out of the room. ---
**Author:** ![dobbinaire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@dobbinaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dobbinaire)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-wheres-my-damn-cookie/84013/9 "2001-09-27T03:27:44Z")
Ah, bummer. Here, **Euty** , since I don’t have your IRL addy I can’t send you any cookies but here’s a great cookie recipe: _FUDGIES_ 2 cups sugar 1/2 cup cocoa 1/2 cup butter or oleo 1/2 cup milk Stirring constantly, bring to a full boil over medium-high heat. Boil 3 minutes. Remove from heat and stir in: 3 cups oatmeal 1/2 cup peanut butter 1 t vanilla (optional) Stir well and drop by spoonfuls onto wax paper. Should set within a few minutes. Enjoy! Humidity can affect the boiling time. Adjust accordingly; it is ready to remove from heat when it reaches the soft-candy temp on a candy thermometer or when it forms a soft ball when dribbled into a glass of water. dob, who hasn’t had fudgies in too long a time and may soon head to the kitchen [sub]I don’t cook much now that the kids are gone[/sub]