# Fenris, Ya Jew Bastard, I Gots A Clarification For Ya! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 11, 2002, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375 "2002-07-11T05:06:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/1 "2002-07-11T05:06:02Z")
Just to be clear, [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2261399#post2261399) was a joke. If you’ll notice, I didn’t even say anything to **Fenris** before I said, “I meant it.” It was in response to him saying he doesn’t assume anti-Semitism when he reads things, and then I, _ever so wittily_, said that was how I meant it - that is to say, nothing. Er, something like that. See? Now stop confusing the two of us, ya Dope bastards! Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/2 "2002-07-11T05:11:56Z")
Geeze, chill out you cocksmoking fag bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/3 "2002-07-11T05:44:44Z")
Mmmm… cocksmoking… Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/4 "2002-07-11T05:47:25Z")
A little astroglide would fix that right up, guy. ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/5 "2002-07-11T05:57:53Z")
If you smoke after sex, you’re going too fast? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/6 "2002-07-11T08:28:06Z")
So, lemme get this straight. The Gay Bastard starts a threat explaining how something he said to the Jew Bastard in another thread was a joke. A Baltimore Bastard is quick on the draw with a witty comment, which is accepted at, uh, face value by the aformentioned Gay Bastard. Then some Canadian Bastard drops in with a sexually tinted comment, lowering the barriers for some Iowa Bastard to do the same. And then some Dutch Nazi Mod Bastard sums it all up. Right? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/7 "2002-07-11T09:20:16Z")
And then the SPOOFE Bastard comes in and pokes everyone with his Toothbrush O’ Death. ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/8 "2002-07-11T09:45:46Z")
Esprix, you great M&M-chorfing eejit, don’t you see that you’ve played right into Fenris’s hands? Only yesterday the bastard was whining that he didn’t have a Pit thread with his name in the title. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/9 "2002-07-11T09:59:00Z")
Evidently the “pornolize” link on the home page was a mistake. Look what it did to this thread. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/10 "2002-07-11T11:09:28Z")
> [@](#): > > The Gay Bastard starts a threat explaining how something he said to the Jew Bastard in another thread was a joke. A Baltimore Bastard is quick on the draw with a witty comment, which is accepted at, uh, face value by the aformentioned Gay Bastard. Then some Canadian Bastard drops in with a sexually tinted comment, lowering the barriers for some Iowa Bastard to do the same. > > And then some Dutch Nazi Mod Bastard sums it all up. Right? Good lord, don’t any of you people know who your parents are? ---
**Author:** ![S.Mussberger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@S.Mussberger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/S.Mussberger)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/11 "2002-07-11T11:14:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\*And then the SPOOFE Bastard comes in and pokes everyone with his Toothbrush O’ Death. \*\* 😃 Standing ovation 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/12 "2002-07-11T13:44:41Z")
Fargin’ bastiges! ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/13 "2002-07-11T14:07:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by S. Mussberger \* > \*\* > > 😃 Standing ovation 😃 \*\* Sorry, but I don’t have my contact lenses in yet…and in the context of this thread I thougt you said “standing ovulation”. Just move along…ignore this post. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/14 "2002-07-11T14:30:30Z")
So Fenris and Esprix could “conceivably” have the same dad? ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/15 "2002-07-11T14:36:49Z")
…and another witty aside from the Texas Bastard… [sub]sorry, this NC bastard couldn’t resist[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/16 "2002-07-11T15:00:46Z")
Hell, look at 'em. They could have starred in Twins. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/17 "2002-07-11T16:48:55Z")
You’re all a bunch of bastards and/or bitches. Really. That’s why I love you. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/18 "2002-07-11T16:55:20Z")
Well, I wasn’t joking. I can’t stand Latvians. I also hate Lithuanians and Lichtensteinians. I like the three stooges, but I despise Larry. My least favorite Sesame Street skit was Billy Idol singing “I’m a rebel ‘L’, singing la, la, la”. I thought Star Trek: The Next Generation would be much better if they got rid of Levar Burton. Come to think of it, I can not abide anyone or anything that begins with an “L”. (I’m looking at you, **lieu** ). My parents were mauled by a pack of wild llamas when I was eleven, and I have hated that degenerate letter ever since. Or maybe it’s just the Lithium the doctors make me take. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/19 "2002-07-11T16:58:02Z")
All of you killed Kenny! You bastards! ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/20 "2002-07-11T17:15:25Z")
**Esprix** , you queertronic, blanket-holding, thumb-sucker! I _knew_ you were kidding! And no-one could possibly confuse us: One of us is a studly, macho, hairy-chested man-about-town. And the other one is gay. 😉 Fenris [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375.md?page=2)