# Fenris, Ya Jew Bastard, I Gots A Clarification For Ya! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 11, 2002, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375 "2002-07-11T05:06:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/41 "2002-07-12T18:32:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*I don’t wanna be a bitch. Can I be something else? \*\* Tart. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/42 "2002-07-12T19:47:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kamandi \* > \*\* > > Tart. \*\* How about “man mattress” that has a certain ring to it. . . 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/43 "2002-07-13T02:59:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kamandi \* > \*\* > > Tart. \*\* I thought maybe ‘Twat’. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/44 "2002-07-13T03:25:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*I don’t wanna be a bitch. Can I be something else? \*\* I always thought _trollop_ had a nice ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/db5fbb/32.png) [@Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fred)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/45 "2002-07-13T05:03:20Z")
[redneck] Ma! I durn be cornfused! I thought them Jews and them queers was workin’ together to overthrew us decent folks. But then them there Jew and them there homo-sec-chewal be exchangin’ words of an in-sultan character! [/redneck] ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/46 "2002-07-13T05:10:42Z")
Scotti, no lemonade, but I did just bring in a pot of sun tea, a little ice and honey and a veggie tray and it could be a decent bit of a sit down. C’mon, I have space on the porch swing… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/47 "2002-07-13T14:50:28Z")
Come on now boys, can’t we behave like gentlemen here? Ok you Hairy witty bastard come over here right now. And you Gay witty bastard you get yer ass over here too. I just have one thing to say Which one of you bastards is my father? Ok everybody how about a big group hug now? ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/48 "2002-07-13T15:31:51Z")
Wait, now I’m lost. Are **Esprix** ’s signature threads now “Ask the Gay Bastard?” Is **Fenris** now the Metatron Bastard? Board searches are going to get really confusing. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/49 "2002-07-13T21:06:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*Scotti, no lemonade, but I did just bring in a pot of sun tea, a little ice and honey and a veggie tray and it could be a decent bit of a sit down. > > C’mon, I have space on the porch swing… \*\* Aw, thanks honey! I LOVE iced tea, and I could use a bit of a sit down on a porch swing. I was up all night doing a fundraiser event for the American Cancer Society…the Relay for Life. If they ever have one in your neck of the woods, please try to go to the 11:00PM Luminary Service…it is quite a moving and beautiful tribute to survivors of cancer and for those who are fighting the battle…and a fitting memorial to those who lost the fight. My family has a team every year in memory of my mom and brother. Thanks for the iced tea, could I have a little lemon instead of the honey? Love you, darling! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/50 "2002-07-14T06:53:16Z")
Er, about that crush thing… What? I’m too young? Duh-rat. ::goes off sulking:: ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375/51 "2002-07-15T03:49:06Z")
Don’t worry, sweetie, you qualify nicely, being both too young AND too far away. I’ll put you on my short list of likely candidates. \<\\> [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-ya-jew-bastard-i-gots-a-clarification-for-ya/118375.md?page=2)