# Fess up.  Who had this haircut?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 8, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925 "2000-05-08T17:04:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/1 "2000-05-08T17:04:16Z")

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My friend told me about this website this weekend: [http://www.crystal-night.com/~bwillen/Mullet.HTM](http://www.crystal-night.com/~bwillen/Mullet.HTM)

So fess up. Who’s had the “mullet” haircut. I had it for most of my junior high years, and I’m embarrassed to admit, it even made a comeback my senior year. I can’t be the only one. Guys, girls. Don’t let me down. I know some other Dopers had or still have this fantastic coiffure.

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**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/2 "2000-05-08T17:19:10Z")

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My fault. This website is much better. [http://www.mulletsgalore.com/index.html](http://www.mulletsgalore.com/index.html)

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**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/3 "2000-05-08T17:39:35Z")

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I have to admit it because my senior picture is sporting not only a mullet but a bleach blonde mullet. It was the easiest hairstyle I ever had the pleasure of taking care of.

I also think it looks rediculous on 30-something moms like myself. (And unfortunately I HAVE seen this very thing.) I did not know there was a name for such a do. Thank you for sharing. 😛

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/4 "2000-05-08T17:50:48Z")

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It’s also known as “Hockey Hair,” though I prefer “mullet.” And I think every guy who wasn’t sporting a proper preppie 'do was wearing a mullet when I was in high school.

::shudders::

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**Author:** ![Jai\_Pey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a4c791/32.png) [@Jai\_Pey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jai_Pey)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/5 "2000-05-08T17:51:36Z")

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_sighs_  
Yeah, I had one. I thought it was one of a kind.

Oh, and at least it wasn’t an “Achey-breaky-Bad-Mistakey”… and its LONG gone.

Losing my will to post,

Jai Pey

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/6 "2000-05-08T17:53:26Z")

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If you have a mullet, you’re supposed to drive a Camaro.

BTW, I saw an Abbott and Costello lesbian pair sporting mullets the other day.

–Tim

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**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/7 "2000-05-08T18:00:09Z")

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I had a mullet when I was 8. I wanted to look like Roxette, ya know, the song from Pretty Woman, “It Must Have Been Love, but it’s over know…must have been good, but I lost it somehow.” She had a bleached blonde mullet, spiky on top. Mine was light brown.

MY goodness. All the pictures have been destroyed, so if anyone asks, it NEVER happened!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/8 "2000-05-08T18:05:27Z")

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I can’t believe it - one gawdawful trend I managed to avoid. My guardian angel does look out for me after all…

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/9 "2000-05-08T19:13:09Z")

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To go along with the Camaro as absolutely necessary accesories to the Mullet --called guido hair in my high school (we were not politically correct, so sue us)-- a muscle tee and a pack of Marlboros.

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**Author:** ![TheUnforgiven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TheUnforgiven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnforgiven)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/10 "2000-05-08T20:18:09Z")

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The Frolet??! HAHAHAHA!!! That class II mullet is friggin’ hilarious!

And I never thought I’d see a midget with a mullet (class III) taking on another midget in basketball.

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/11 "2000-05-08T21:28:26Z")

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My ex-boss still has it, and the sides are sort of feathered back to the long part.

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/12 "2000-05-08T22:16:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> To go along with the Camaro as absolutely necessary accesories to the Mullet --called guido hair in my high school (we were not politically correct, so sue us)-- a muscle tee and a pack of Marlboros.  
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So, **Biggirl** , answer the question. Did you have a Mullet. 😉 (That I would have like to have seen!!!)

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/13 "2000-05-08T22:31:18Z")

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Oh, and by the way, in case anyone is wondering, I am among the ranks of the mulletless.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/14 "2000-05-08T23:19:43Z")

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> I wanted to look like Roxette, ya know, the song from Pretty Woman, “It Must Have Been Love, but it’s over know…must have been good, but I lost it somehow.” She had a bleached blonde mullet, spiky on top. \*\*

Not so. Her hair was spiky alright, but she didn’t have a mullet at any time. Check out this picture from the single cover: [http://efter-stormen.com/rxonline/discography/images/imhbl.gif](http://efter-stormen.com/rxonline/discography/images/imhbl.gif)

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**Author:** ![Suzeanne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Suzeanne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suzeanne)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/15 "2000-05-09T00:12:00Z")

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Newp. Mine was ALL short … half an inch long on top at the longest, and maybe a total of an inch long in back, cut in defiance of my monst-- er, mother always demanding the stylist to cut it her way. First time the monster turned her back, I hacked it all off.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fess-up-who-had-this-haircut/18925/16 "2000-05-09T02:23:37Z")

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My mom made me get one in ninth grade (1985). It was part of her campaign to make me unattractive, so guys wouldn’t like me and I wouldn’t get pregnant. I finally went to a salon in the mall and got a **short** cut: up to the hairline in back and on the sides, with some length on top to spike. She blew a gasket, of course, but there was nothing she could do. Thank you, Hair Performers.
