# Fest me away!!  (or FCM is leaving Florida)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 5, 2004, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336 "2004-04-05T12:32:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/41 "2004-04-14T13:12:00Z")

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> [@Bear\_Nenno](#):
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> I might need a ride now, as my vehicle will have a big fat boot on the tire that day…
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> Anyone mind having a passenger? I’ll split gas.

I’m not positive that I’m planning on coming straight back, but if it becomes an issue (e.g., you can’t find a ride elsewhere) then let me know and I’ll arrange my plans to be able to chauffeur you.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/42 "2004-04-15T06:40:09Z")

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Aaaargh!

Will somebody bring a big radio so we can hear the draft?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/43 "2004-04-15T11:52:53Z")

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> [@Really Not All That Bright](#):
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> Aaaargh!
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> Will somebody bring a big radio so we can hear the draft?

Which draft? I thought that the NFL Draft was this weekend (April 17-18) and the Fest is next weekend (April 24). Am I wrong on one of those or has Bush instituted a military draft and you have a low draft number?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/44 "2004-04-15T11:55:04Z")

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Oops, I guess not. Well, that’s what I get for getting info from my Pops. Anyway, the draft is long and boring whilst Dopefests are full of action-packed adventure!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/45 "2004-04-15T11:58:14Z")

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Dunno about any draft, but the Fest most definitely is the 24th. I’m going to Maryland this weekend, having a private Fest \<wink wink nudge nudge\> so anyone who goes to the park this weekend will miss me.

Once I get back in town, I’ll start gathering my picnic stuff together. Gotta remember the charcoal…

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/46 "2004-04-15T12:19:32Z")

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Will it be the kind of charcoal that needs lots and lots of lighter fluid so that there will be a big ol’ _ **FWOOSH** _ when it’s lit? Cause that’s the fun kind ya know.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/47 "2004-04-15T12:25:48Z")

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**swampy** , m’dear, sometimes your really frighten me… :eek:

😛

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/48 "2004-04-15T12:31:13Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> **swampy** , m’dear, sometimes your really frighten me… :eek:  
> 😛

But what’s a cookout without a big ol’ _ **FWOOSH** _ to start it off?  
[sub]That’s the third time I’ve typed a big red bold _fwoosh_ this morning.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/49 "2004-04-15T20:39:46Z")

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I’m a definite! (Even though there’s no tetherball…)

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/50 "2004-04-16T02:02:47Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> But what’s a cookout without a big ol’ _ **FWOOSH** _ to start it off?  
> [sub]That’s the third time I’ve typed a big red bold _fwoosh_ this morning.[/sub]

I just wanted to see your fwoosh one more time, so I’m quoting you.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/51 "2004-04-16T11:16:33Z")

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YAY! Another definite! See ya there, **Lud**!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/52 "2004-04-16T12:16:43Z")

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So how many dopers are we up to now?

This is for **ReallyNotAllThatBright** :

_ **FWOOSH** _

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/53 "2004-04-16T12:59:30Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> _ **FWOOSH** _

Quit it, you’re singing my eyebrows!

Well, my PT Cruiser is s’posed to be wrapped on Monday so it looks like I should be able to arrive in the Rolling Billboard[sup]TM[/sup]. I hope that they allow advertising in state parks.\*  
\*What am I saying? A Bush is the governor. They’d probably pay me to drill for oil while I’m there!

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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/54 "2004-04-16T15:05:41Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> So how many dopers are we up to now?

Me, for one. And just 'cause:

> [@](#):
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> _ **FWOOSH** _

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/55 "2004-04-16T15:26:00Z")

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Singing eyebrows **Shibb**? Well, now we have entertainment too!

Besides **Bambi** and **RNATB** like it when I light the grill. So…

_ **FWOOSH** _

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/56 "2004-04-16T17:53:09Z")

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They’re going to kick us out of that park for sure.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/57 "2004-04-16T20:45:24Z")

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Here’s my list:\*\*  
FCM  
ThePerfectChild[sup]TM[/sup]  
TroubleAgain  
Shibb  
screech-owl  
BambiH  
ivy-clan  
Yogini, One each  
RNATB  
Bear\_N  
furt  
swampbear  
KarlGrenze  
Ludovic\*\*  
and possibly the **Bluesclan**

Did I miss anyone? I don’t see **Rue** ’s name on the list, dagnabbit!! ☹

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/58 "2004-04-17T00:38:41Z")

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**FCM** instead of balloons I think you should make a big sign that says

_ **FWOOSH** _. Wouldn’t that be fun?

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/59 "2004-04-17T00:44:57Z")

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You know… I really think someone should bring a pink tutu…

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/60 "2004-04-20T10:17:00Z")

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OK, folks, it’s just a few days away!

**KG** , can you email me your phone #? I expect we’ll leave our place between 8 and 8:30, depending upon when the kid gets back from Grad night at Disney. That gets me to your place by about 9:30 or so, but if we run late, I want to be able to call you.

Don’t forget, everyone - bring whatever you want to toss on the grill - I have charcoal - and if you can, bring something to share. Look for the balloons. Bring a suit if you want to swim in the spring. (I left my stupid suit on the boat… rats)

Fun will be had by all, dammit! :D:D:D

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