# Fest me away!!  (or FCM is leaving Florida)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 5, 2004, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336 "2004-04-05T12:32:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/61 "2004-04-20T11:46:35Z")

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I’m pretty excited already. I’ve got the driving billboard all ready. Should be able to give any strays from the Tampa Bay area rides if they need them. I’m shopping for a pink tutu in **ChuckBorder** ’s size (what size did you say you were, Miss?) And I’m thinking of bringing a “friend”.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/62 "2004-04-20T11:50:44Z")

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A “friend”?? Are you, by any chance, an amateur ventriloquist?? I’m not going to relate the mental image I got when I read this… :eek:

I forgot to mention that Miss FairyChatMoose will be attending also. Sans tutu, because I don’t have time to make her a new outfit.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/63 "2004-04-20T11:57:10Z")

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I’m still trying to decide what to bring. Somehow I think flaming desserts from me might be unwelcomed .😃 Also, what to wear, what to wear, what to wear!

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/64 "2004-04-20T12:19:06Z")

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**FairyChatMom** , please check your e-mail listed in your profile.

Something has come up and we won’t be able to come. I’m absolutely sick about it.

☹☹

But, I would like to do something for you as you leave our fair state, so please let me know when you get my e-mail.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/65 "2004-04-20T12:22:20Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> **FairyChatMom** , please check your e-mail listed in your profile.
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> Something has come up and we won’t be able to come. I’m absolutely sick about it.
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> ☹☹
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> But, I would like to do something for you as you leave our fair state, so please let me know when you get my e-mail.

Hey, you can’t do that. You owe me a beer!

Seriously, I hope everything turns out okay. And next FloriDope is at your place.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/66 "2004-04-20T12:29:47Z")

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Well, bummer, **ivylass** … ☹

I went to my email, but it says my inbox is empty. (Yahoo can be such a pain someimes.) I hope it’s nothing too serious. You will be missed.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/67 "2004-04-20T16:11:26Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> **FairyChatMom** , please check your e-mail listed in your profile.
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> Something has come up and we won’t be able to come. I’m absolutely sick about it.
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> ☹☹
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> But, I would like to do something for you as you leave our fair state, so please let me know when you get my e-mail.

**ivy** , I hope whatever it is works out okay.

I may also have to drop out, I’m afraid. My boss has become convinced that the store cannot function without my guidance and has decided that I ought to be there all weekend. ☹

I’m trying to switch off so I can at least get my saturday back… fingers crossed.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/68 "2004-04-20T16:17:56Z")

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> [@Really Not All That Bright](#):
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> **ivy** , I hope whatever it is works out okay.
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> I may also have to drop out, I’m afraid. My boss has become convinced that the store cannot function without my guidance and has decided that I ought to be there all weekend. ☹
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> I’m trying to switch off so I can at least get my saturday back… fingers crossed.

You’ve got to be there! I was planning on picking on you the most. Er, I mean talking to you the most. Really.

Where do you work? Maybe we can organize a boycott. Besides, I’ve heard the Todd isn’t that busy on Saturday’s anyway.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/69 "2004-04-20T16:38:17Z")

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Oy, I didn’t mean to scare you guys. It’s just a family obligation that came up and we can’t get out of. I’m sick about missing your FestOff, not about the family obligation.

I’ll try and e-mail you again.

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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/70 "2004-04-20T18:24:33Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> You’ve got to be there! I was planning on picking on you the most. Er, I mean talking to you the most. Really.
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> Where do you work? Maybe we can organize a boycott. Besides, I’ve heard the Todd isn’t that busy on Saturday’s anyway.

Yeah, ditto! You can’t not come, **RNATB**!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/71 "2004-04-21T10:26:57Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> Oy, I didn’t mean to scare you guys. It’s just a family obligation that came up and we can’t get out of. I’m sick about missing your FestOff, not about the family obligation.
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> I’ll try and e-mail you again.

Second time worked. I’m really sorry you can’t make it - and not just because you make killer brownies!!

Stoopid family obligations - they’ve kept me from a few fests.

**RNATB** - don’t be a poopyhead. Get your priorities in order. Top priority is ME! 'Nuff said.

Sheesh, kids these days…

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/72 "2004-04-21T10:50:40Z")

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Incidentally, it looks like we’re going to have a partly cloudy day with temps in the mid-80s. Bring your sunscreen!

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**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/73 "2004-04-21T14:50:57Z")

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Sorry, I too cannot make it this weekend. ☹ Friends of mine just bought their first store front and need all the help they can get with prepping and decorating. It’s going to be fun, but I would like to have scheduled my volunteering for another weekend, dammit.

Anyway, I know you all will have a great time! Take lots of pictures so I can regret missing out on this weekend even more!

**FCM** I hope your move and transition go well. Fortunately you’re moving to a place with a good Doper population awaiting your arrival. Maybe you’ll convince them to have a party for you too! 😃

I hope to make the next FlaDopeFest! (So, when’s that??)

😃 Yogini

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/74 "2004-04-21T15:14:52Z")

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Soooo, the rats are starting to desert the ship, huh? 😛  
I’m not worried about finding MADfests. I’ve also got another network in the DC metro area - a group I used to chat with last time I lived up there - we used to get together for stuff all the time! Obviously, the mid-Atlantic region is far more conducive to socializing than denizens of America’s Wang.

😃

Party-poopers will not be missed. We’ll have fun without you, so nyah! 😛

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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/75 "2004-04-21T15:31:16Z")

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> [@Really Not All That Bright](#):
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> I may also have to drop out, I’m afraid. My boss has become convinced that the store cannot function without my guidance and has decided that I ought to be there all weekend.

Where do you work? I’m in the neighborhood; I’ll show up and get you fired.

Title does not dictate behavior, Dante. You aren’t even supposed to be here today.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/76 "2004-04-21T15:57:45Z")

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OK, here’s how it stands now…

**FCM  
ThePerfectChild[sup]TM[/sup]  
TroubleAgain  
Shibb  
screech-owl  
BambiH  
RNATB (maybe - who knows?)  
Bear\_N  
furt  
swampbear  
KarlGrenze  
Ludovic**  
and possibly the **Bluesclan**

Oh yeah - and from the UnaBoard, **PlanMan** was planning to attend. No fathomites live locally, except for **KG** who’s already listed.

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/77 "2004-04-22T12:41:32Z")

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Just two days left!!! I’ve already bought surprise cookies to bring to the event. Nothing fancy, but anyone can munch on them.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/78 "2004-04-22T13:10:31Z")

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If anyone from the Tampa Bay area is needing a ride, send me an email. You might be required to bring 1-3 interesting CDs though.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/79 "2004-04-22T13:55:57Z")

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Not that I’m the frettin’ type, but every time I see someone else post to this thread now, I hesitate to open and read, lest someone else is sending regrets.

Odd reaction from an optimist…

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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fest-me-away-or-fcm-is-leaving-florida/238336/80 "2004-04-22T14:57:15Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Not that I’m the frettin’ type, but every time I see someone else post to this thread now, I hesitate to open and read, lest someone else is sending regrets.
> 
> Odd reaction from an optimist…

Well, **FCM** , I hate to say this, but it looks like I might have bad news.

You’re gonna have to put up with me on Saturday. Made ya look! 😛

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