# Festival of the Dope Persuasion (Bay Area) Nov. 3rd

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 10, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253 "2007-10-10T19:17:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/61 "2007-10-16T22:39:51Z")

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hey bitches, can someone add “november 3rd” to the subject line?

thankkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuu

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/62 "2007-10-16T23:42:09Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
speak for yourself. the only way I’m going to deal with meeting you fictional interweb people in the real world is by getting carnival freak wasted  
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Word, homes. I’ll be there with my drinking shoes on. Missed the last dopefest because I was prepping for a wedding, but now the honeymoon’s over. The husband may not come along, he’s not a doper and was kind of bored at the last one we went to, though he didn’t admit it. Maybe someone can give me a ride afterward to BART? Or perhaps to El Cerrito?

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/63 "2007-10-17T00:16:10Z")

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I can drive peeps to BART, dunno about El Cerrito though. Might need the blood of the firstborn for that.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/64 "2007-10-17T02:10:02Z")

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Mrs. WeHaveCookies and I can tentatively make a commitmentesque penciling-in-like-action towards joining y’all.

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**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/65 "2007-10-20T00:02:52Z")

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I don’t suppose anyone is coming from the Sacramento area? 😃

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/66 "2007-10-20T00:09:33Z")

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Who’s going to book the bounce house?

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/67 "2007-10-20T00:10:38Z")

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:dubious:

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/68 "2007-10-20T00:35:16Z")

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[QUOTE=garygnu]  
Who’s going to book the bounce house?  
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ix nay on astle cay ounce bay. upsets hay londebear bay

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**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/69 "2007-10-20T01:29:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Ghanima]  
Word, homes. I’ll be there with my drinking shoes on. Missed the last dopefest because I was prepping for a wedding, but now the honeymoon’s over. The husband may not come along, he’s not a doper and was kind of bored at the last one we went to, though he didn’t admit it. Maybe someone can give me a ride afterward to BART? Or perhaps to El Cerrito?  
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I live in El Cerrito, happy to give you a lift to/from.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/70 "2007-10-20T01:57:08Z")

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We could all wear those inflatable sumo suits instead…

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**Author:** ![zuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9c0ed/32.png) [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/71 "2007-10-20T13:40:41Z")

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I’ve noticed over the years that dorks who use the term “bridges and tunnels” are almost 100 percent newbs. And most of them are not from a coast city, but usually from one cowtown or another.

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**Author:** ![HillKat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/838e76/32.png) [@HillKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HillKat)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/72 "2007-10-23T20:52:47Z")

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Hey, I thought for a minute this thread had disappeared…

Now that I found it…am I invited???

I’m primarily a thread-killing lurker, but may be able to get the TomKat out and join ya’ll. if that’s okay, especially if the weather is nice and we can bring the bike.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/73 "2007-10-23T22:09:41Z")

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Everyone’s invited!

Except carnies.

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/74 "2007-10-23T22:48:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF]  
Everyone’s invited!

Except carnies.  
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Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbages…small hands.  
**Valgard** , thanks so much for the lift! Fabulous!

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/75 "2007-10-23T23:48:42Z")

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I’ll try to make it.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/76 "2007-10-29T18:09:26Z")

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Instead of merely a gratuitous bump, here is a picture of a [deep-fried cheeseburger](http://www.flickr.com/photos/santos/55206748/). Carry on.

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/77 "2007-10-29T18:17:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF]  
Instead of merely a gratuitous bump, here is a picture of a [deep-fried cheeseburger](http://www.flickr.com/photos/santos/55206748/). Carry on.  
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I’ll do my best to make it. I’m in the middle of moving apartments right now and I may be dead. If I do go, I’ll see all of you guys there except for the bridge and tunnel people who are mad at me for saying bridge and tunnel. How are we supposed to find each other? I’m NOT asking the host for the Cecil Adams party or whatever. It’s just too much.

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**Author:** ![qubed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f07891/32.png) [@qubed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/qubed)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/78 "2007-10-29T18:23:11Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
I’ll do my best to make it. I’m in the middle of moving apartments right now and I may be dead. If I do go, I’ll see all of you guys there except for the bridge and tunnel people who are mad at me for saying bridge and tunnel. How are we supposed to find each other? I’m NOT asking the host for the Cecil Adams party or whatever. It’s just too much.  
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But you started this thread. There’s really no excuse. You can’t just “try your best to make it”.

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/79 "2007-10-29T18:37:47Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
I’ll do my best to make it. I’m in the middle of moving apartments right now and I may be dead. If I do go, I’ll see all of you guys there except for the bridge and tunnel people who are mad at me for saying bridge and tunnel. How are we supposed to find each other? I’m NOT asking the host for the Cecil Adams party or whatever. It’s just too much.  
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Excuse me, but \*this \*bridge and tunnel bitch offered to buy you a beer. Now who in their right mind would turn down a free beer? Besides, I’m not mad at you for saying bridge and tunnel, but here’s a tip - If you’re going to use city lingo and buzz words like a big city girl, make sure you use them correctly. 😉 And we’ll be easy to find. Most likely the biggest group in the place, since like I said, it’s usually empty. And there’s not really a host or anything at Jack’s anyway.

Don’t be dead. Being carnival freak drunk is much more fun.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festival-of-the-dope-persuasion-bay-area-nov-3rd/422253/80 "2007-10-29T18:57:40Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
I’ll do my best to make it.  
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What the fuck is this shit?

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