Not a bad idea.
Or Ann Arbor, Michigan. Or is that too on the nose?
Post number seven by the OP…
Tom Lehrer had a song (I’m Spending) Hannukah in Santa Monica with lots of rhyming Jewish holidays:
Granted, he had to manipulate the pronunciation of “Arizona” and “Mississippi” to get them to work out. But it’s worth it for the line
“Here’s to Judas Maccabeus
Boy, if he could only see us.”
Christmas in Camas (WA).
Oops. I’m usually better about reviewing the thread first 
How about Lag Baomer in Lagos?
Guy Fawkes Night in Guiseley?
Halloween in Halesowen?
You could do Easter on Easter Island:
Or, Christmas on Christmas Island:
Oktoberfest in Budapest? (Hey, it rhymes!)