# Festivus Interracial Free-For-All Airing Of Greivances: Fuck All The Races! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 22, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544 "2013-11-22T17:42:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/1 "2013-11-22T17:42:37Z")
It seems like after all this time, all the races still have problems with each other… And guess what? They’re right! Fuck all the races, I’m tired of this shit, they are all full of shit in unique ways and they all can get it! Let me start it off with some personal beefs… \*\*Fuck you white people! \*\* With your lame fucking bullshit doubletalk! White people are the worst for re-labeling their bullshit. Then they actually try desperately to believe it:smack:. White people = “sure I did that, but that’s not the real me”:dubious: and “if you can’t take me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”:rolleyes: (are you fucking kidding me?) Fuck forwarding Facebook posts condemning Chinese iPhone factories… from your fucking iPhone! And most of all, **FUCK THE WHITE PEOPLE AT THE TOP OF IT ALL.** Next up, **Fuck you black people!** You’re full of shit too! Why is is that: [ul] [li]If it’s something cool, “it’s a black thing”[/li][li]But if it’s not, it’s FUCKING RACIST[/li][/ul] You think I don’t see what you’re doing there? “We’re no different, except in ways that we’re better.🆒” Fuck you you sneaky fucks, I see what you’re doing there! You’re not slick! You’re just trying to seize the advantage just like everyone else! You just want all the cool shit for yourself, just like everybody else! Stop bullshitting! Okay now, **Fuck you Indian people** This one is just a personal beef owing to my own experience: WHAT THE FUCK, INDIA? STOP SAYING YOU CAN DO THE WORK WHEN YOU CANNOT DO THE WORK. :smack: But mostly, to individual members of all the races **STOP YOUR RACE-BASED BULLSHITTING.** What to do? **Love is the answer** - why don’t you all just _go fuck amongst yourselves_, establish whatever final average color there is and rid me of having to a) listen specifically to bullshit about how _this_ race is _this_ way but _that_ race is _that_ way (sure people differ but pretty well everyone who draws the lines does so with an agenda, so fuck it all!) and b) listen to individuals bullshit about the races, and racism, for personal benefit. I can’t FUCKING WAIT until we can all move on the the next ism and I don’t have to listen to this shit anymore! Fuck you! Got any beefs with races or race-based bullshit? ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/2 "2013-11-22T17:59:09Z")
It is much too early for Festivus. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/3 "2013-11-22T18:07:53Z")
I know, nobody would buy you the big Crayola box when you were a kid? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/4 "2013-11-22T18:13:00Z")
OMG! I’m so happy to be included! (I’m of Indian descent). Usually it’s all FUCK YOU WHITE PEOPLE and FUCK YOU BLACK PEOPLE and we just get left right out of the mix! Yay! But wait…he goes on to rant about India. I am living in the States, does that mean I still don’t count? ---
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/5 "2013-11-22T18:16:25Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > It is much too early for Festivus. :smack: Holy shit, you’re right. Fuck Christmas advertising! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/6 "2013-11-22T18:17:56Z")
Fucking HUMANS! You’re all a lot of barely sentient herd animals who think you’re _special_. You’re not. ---
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/7 "2013-11-22T18:18:38Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > I know, nobody would buy you the big Crayola box when you were a kid? Fuck calling a crayon Indian Summer! ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/8 "2013-11-22T18:21:29Z")
How about just an all inclusive “FUCK ANYONE WHO IS DIFFERENT IN ANY AND EVERY WAY THAN ME!”? ---
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/9 "2013-11-22T18:21:50Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > OMG! I’m so happy to be included! (I’m of Indian descent). Usually it’s all FUCK YOU WHITE PEOPLE and FUCK YOU BLACK PEOPLE and we just get left right out of the mix! Yay! > > But wait…he goes on to rant about India. I am living in the States, does that mean I still don’t count? You can get it if you really want, fuck people of Indian descent in the states! Always on some “what about me?” shit! What about you?!! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/10 "2013-11-22T18:21:52Z")
Fucking carbon. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/11 "2013-11-22T18:22:01Z")
You ever notice that white people walk like this **||** , but black people be walking like this \*_/\*_ . ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/12 "2013-11-22T18:22:21Z")
I got a lot of problems with you people!! ---
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/13 "2013-11-22T18:25:25Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > How about just an all inclusive “FUCK ANYONE WHO IS DIFFERENT IN ANY AND EVERY WAY THAN ME!”? Fuck no, fuck me too! But fuck people who misread the fuck out things on purpose! ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/14 "2013-11-22T18:26:27Z")
Oooh. I’m British and ummm, pink. Do me, do me! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/15 "2013-11-22T18:34:17Z")
What about Asians? Fuck them, too? ---
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/16 "2013-11-22T18:34:29Z")
> [@RobDog](#): > > Oooh. I’m British and ummm, pink. Do me, do me! Fuck the pink British! With your smug shit, veiled and not-so-veiled insults, queing and your obstructionist fucking troll people. You’re a bunch of unbelievable dicks on purpose to each other while admonishing “stiff upper lip now”. Fuck ashen-faced people who just smelled a fart! Fuck pip pip tut tut and spotted dick! Fuck British banks! Fuck pink people! ---
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/17 "2013-11-22T18:38:21Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > What about Asians? Fuck them, too? Hell yes but I couldn’t find a broad enough brush… Fuck the peace sign in every photo! Asians can’t sing! ---
**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/18 "2013-11-22T18:43:14Z")
> [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](#): > > Hell yes but I couldn’t find a broad enough brush… > > Fuck the peace sign in every photo! > > Asians can’t sing! _looking over facebook_ yeah. An abundance of peace signs (mostly done sideways too :dubious: ). ---
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/19 "2013-11-22T18:48:28Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I got a lot of problems with you people!! \ What do you mean, **“you people”**? \ outrage may also be generated by someone who doesn’t really get what’s going on, but thinks that they ought to be offended :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/20 "2013-11-22T18:50:17Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Fucking HUMANS! > > You’re all a lot of barely sentient herd animals who think you’re _special_. You’re not. Awww. ☹ > [@RobDog](#): > > Oooh. I’m British and ummm, pink. Do me, do me! No way, man. I consider myself pinkish-beige, by the way. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544.md?page=2)