# Festivus Interracial Free-For-All Airing Of Greivances: Fuck All The Races! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 22, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544 "2013-11-22T17:42:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/21 "2013-11-22T18:52:48Z")
> [@all timestamps displayed\[/quote](#): > > You can get it if you really want, fuck people of Indian descent in the states! > Always on some “what about me?” shit! > > What about you?!! Woohoo! Finally an all-inclusive rant. I’m lovin’ it! Even the brown people get pitted! > [@lost4life](#): > > You ever notice that white people walk like this **||** , but black people be walking like this \*_/\*_ . That’s because of their massive intellect. At least I can say I am following this adage: > [@](#): > > go fuck amongst yourselves - my other half is American of Chinese descent. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/22 "2013-11-22T18:54:48Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Fucking HUMANS! > > You’re all a lot of barely sentient herd animals who think you’re _special_. You’re not. Why limit it to humans? Fuck all objects that have signaling and self-sustaining processes, in contrast to those that do not because such functions have ceased (death) or else because they lack such functions and are classified as inanimate! Hell, and fuck the inanimate objects too! And energy! And ideas! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/23 "2013-11-22T19:06:29Z")
Fuck matter! And anti-matter too, while you’re at it! ---
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/24 "2013-11-22T19:16:33Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > That’s because of their massive intellect. There you go, prime example of black people on some bullshit. Not re actual dick size, that’s not the point. But how come when we’re talking about desirable shit like biggest dick, best dancer, most rhythm, best music, best food it’s “black thing” this and “black thing” that 🆒. But if it’s something less than desirable it’s RACISM :mad:. Come on now. :rolleyes: I’m not saying there’s something about black people that makes them act that way… what am I, a fucking racist? But that’s some bullshit! ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/25 "2013-11-22T19:20:16Z")
I didn’t know that “from India” was it’s own race. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/26 "2013-11-22T19:25:31Z")
The Asians don’t want us, Trion. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/27 "2013-11-22T19:27:11Z")
Are we talking the g_ood_ fuck, or the _bad_ fuck? ---
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/28 "2013-11-22T19:27:26Z")
> [@Trion](#): > > I didn’t know that “from India” was it’s own race. Fuck **Caucasoids** , **Mongoloids** and **Negritos** and the other one! And the people who classified them! ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/29 "2013-11-22T19:33:34Z")
> [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](#): > > rid me of having to > > a) listen specifically to bullshit about how _this_ race is _this_ way but _that_ race is _that_ way Says the guy spouting bullshit about how this race is this way and that race is that way. And apprantly this guy, 🆒, is black now. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/30 "2013-11-22T19:40:51Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > The Asians don’t want us, Trion. I know how you feel. I’ve been rejected by the Australopithecus. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/31 "2013-11-22T19:44:41Z")
> [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](#): > > There you go, prime example of black people on some bullshit. Not re actual dick size, that’s not the point. > > But how come when we’re talking about desirable shit like biggest dick, best dancer, most rhythm, best music, best food it’s “black thing” this and “black thing” that 🆒. > > But if it’s something less than desirable it’s RACISM :mad:. > > Come on now. :rolleyes: > > I’m not saying there’s something about black people that makes them act that way… what am I, a fucking racist? > > But that’s some bullshit! I’ll admit to something shameful. You ready? I think non-caucasoids have weird looking pubes. There, I said it. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/32 "2013-11-22T19:48:13Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Woohoo! Finally an all-inclusive rant. I’m lovin’ it! Even the brown people get pitted! Shouldn’t you be getting back to [your job?](http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/indian-call-centers/) ---
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/33 "2013-11-22T19:48:18Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Says the guy spouting bullshit about how this race is this way and that race is that way. > > And apprantly this guy, 🆒, is black now. Don’t be dense, this is the guy spouting bullshit based on how specific members of these races behave in this way and that way, enough to form some common themes in aggregate that I pitted in order to call them out en masse. I bet you believe in white privilege, right? I know I do… (But fuck all that noise too!) 🆒 That guy is whatever I want him to be, right now he’s cool. As in the cool distinctions that people claim apply favorably to themselves… but of course only those kinds of distinctions (favorable) are okay to make. Our group is unique, but only in ways that make us better than the other groups, right? :smack: Now who’s the racist? ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/34 "2013-11-22T19:48:23Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > OMG! … does that mean I still don’t count? Well, we don’t know for certain. Let’s try it together now and see - 1…2…3…4…5…6… ---
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/35 "2013-11-22T19:57:38Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > I’ll admit to something shameful. > > You ready? > > I think non-caucasoids have weird looking pubes. There, I said it. That’s the spirit! ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/36 "2013-11-22T20:01:45Z")
I really like mayonnaise. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/37 "2013-11-22T20:13:53Z")
> [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](#): > > What to do? **Love is the answer** - why don’t you all just _go fuck amongst yourselves_, establish whatever final average color there is and rid me of having to Send me some women! I stand ready to do my part… ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/38 "2013-11-22T20:18:33Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > Why limit it to humans? Fuck all objects that have signaling and self-sustaining processes, in contrast to those that do not because such functions have ceased (death) or else because they lack such functions and are classified as inanimate! > > Hell, and fuck the inanimate objects too! And energy! And ideas! > [@Miller](#): > > Fuck matter! And anti-matter too, while you’re at it! Hey, hey, let’s not get carried away. I keep my stuff in this Universe. ---
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/39 "2013-11-22T20:24:58Z")
> [@Astroboy14](#): > > Send me some women! I stand ready to do my part… Just go where the promiscuity girls are not picking. Could I interest you in one of our spacious models in baby blue faux Fubu? Fuck stereotypes but also herd behavior! ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/40 "2013-11-22T20:55:19Z")
I agree with everything you said, except about the black people you know nothing of our work. … and the dick thing. According to my wife, of ALL the men she’s slept with my dick is the smallest. Which is odd because of ALL the men I’ve slept with my dick is the biggest. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544.md?page=3)