# Festivus Interracial Free-For-All Airing Of Greivances: Fuck All The Races! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 22, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544 "2013-11-22T17:42:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/41 "2013-11-22T21:27:02Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > The Asians don’t want us, Trion. You’re kind of dating yourself with that sentiment. We lump you in with arab terrorists now unless we mistake you for Mexican, you know, because you’re brown. > [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](#): > > What to do? **Love is the answer** - why don’t you all just _go fuck amongst yourselves_, establish whatever final average color there is and rid me of having to We could take away everybody’s baby at birth and assign babies randomly to people who want kids. It would solve a lot of problems and accelerate the blending of the various races. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/42 "2013-11-22T22:11:35Z")
Damn Antarcticans. Don’t think for a second you’re off the hook. I swear, if I have one more _Annie Arctie_ trot out their tired old “Ooh, we aren’t spoiled by mega-malls and mega-churches and fast food frijoles and ship-sized shoe shops”… ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/43 "2013-11-22T22:17:15Z")
And don’t get me started on the Gorns… ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/44 "2013-11-22T22:27:18Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Fucking HUMANS! > > You’re all a lot of barely sentient herd animals who think you’re _special_. You’re not. Yeah we are! Captain Kirk said so like a dozen times! ---
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/45 "2013-11-22T22:54:40Z")
> [@G0sp3l](#): > > I agree with everything you said, except about the black people you know nothing of our work. > > … and the dick thing. According to my wife, of ALL the men she’s slept with my dick is the smallest. Which is odd because of ALL the men I’ve slept with my dick is the biggest. Sounds like a love match. And my brother from a slightly genetically different mother, all props to black people but I don’t need to know of your work, for all I know you could all be living works of art, I don’t give a damn, it’s not about all that, it’s all good either way. It’s just that anybody who wants to identify their race as the best, then when a member of another group challenges that, screams racism, is clearly bullshitting. No more bullshitting! Also, Fuck the racist ass lady who wouldn’t let Oprah see the purse, the big ass deal made of it all and all the stupid ass talking heads who had to weigh in! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/46 "2013-11-23T14:31:34Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > OMG! I’m so happy to be included! (I’m of Indian descent). Usually it’s all FUCK YOU WHITE PEOPLE and FUCK YOU BLACK PEOPLE and we just get left right out of the mix! Yay! > > But wait…he goes on to rant about India. I am living in the States, does that mean I still don’t count? I thought you were Mexican? 😃 FUCK the CONCEPT OF RACE! Really! Some people take it way too far and have confused the concept of nationality with race. Korean is not a race! Jamaican is not a race. German is not a race. Even if you were correctly identifying races, using that identity only creates problems. That’s all it does. The concept of RACE is one of the most detrimental to humanity there has ever been. If you identify yourself as a particular RACE, you are a bad person. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2013, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/47 "2013-11-23T20:08:07Z")
I don’t know but I’ve been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/48 "2013-11-24T02:47:33Z")
Is there a Festivus carol for fuck all the races? To the tune of “Climb Every Mountain,” since “Come All Ye Faithful” is too predictable. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/49 "2013-11-24T03:22:29Z")
Fuck all you **AB** s.:mad: For fucks sake, is it _that_ much to ask to **not** choose my _one and only_ option for all restroom needs as your _first_ and primary option for your needs when you have multiple other options available? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/50 "2013-11-24T03:25:32Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Fuck all you **AB** s.:mad: For fucks sake, is it _that_ much to ask to **not** choose my _one and only_ option for all restroom needs as your _first_ and primary option for your needs when you have multiple other options available? What are ABs? Ambulators? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/51 "2013-11-24T03:41:26Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > What are ABs? Ambulators? Ha! I’ve never even thought of that one before. You’re not far off, actually. It’s “Able-bodieds”. It’s a common term in the disability community. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/52 "2013-11-24T03:50:51Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Ha! I’ve never even thought of that one before. You’re not far off, actually. It’s “Able-bodieds”. It’s a common term in the disability community. Cool. Learn something new every day… ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/53 "2013-11-24T20:51:07Z")
> [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](#): > > Sounds like a love match. > > And my brother from a slightly genetically different mother, all props to black people but I don’t need to know of your work, for all I know you could all be living works of art, I don’t give a damn, it’s not about all that, it’s all good either way. > > It’s just that anybody who wants to identify their race as the best, then when a member of another group challenges that, screams racism, is clearly bullshitting. No more bullshitting! > > Also, > > Fuck the racist ass lady who wouldn’t let Oprah see the purse, the big ass deal made of it all and all the stupid ass talking heads who had to weigh in! um, other than me being a black man, everything I wrote is smoke. I just love a good rant. ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/54 "2013-11-25T04:26:04Z")
**Fuck you, Ferengis!** Always going on about how big your lobes are. IT’S A GENETIC TRAIT! Of course you have big lobes, your entire race has big lobes, shut the fuck up about it already. And while you’re at it, stop acting like having your ears rubbed is the same thing as getting a hand job. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/55 "2013-11-25T04:56:47Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > What are ABs? Ambulators? Ass Bangers. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Dord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3be4f8/32.png) [@The\_Dord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Dord)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/56 "2013-11-25T05:01:12Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Fucking HUMANS! > > You’re all a lot of barely sentient herd animals who think you’re _special_. You’re not. For a moment I thought you said “Fucking HUMMUS!” :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/57 "2013-11-25T05:03:10Z")
> [@RobDog](#): > > Oooh. I’m British and ummm, pink. Do me, do me! Bend over… ---
**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/58 "2013-11-25T05:07:09Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Fuck matter! And anti-matter too, while you’re at it! But not both at the same time! ---
**Author:** ![all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@all\_timestamps\_displayed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all_timestamps_displayed)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/59 "2013-11-25T06:14:42Z")
[QUOTE=Gosp3l] um, other than me being a black man, everything I wrote is smoke. I just love a good rant. [/QUOTE] all good, everything I write is smoke > [@Ambivalid](#): > > Ha! I’ve never even thought of that one before. You’re not far off, actually. It’s “Able-bodieds”. It’s a common term in the disability community. Bahaha! I knew you guys talked shit! Okay two things: [ol] [li]What the fuck disability community? I’m a human being you know. My lack of apparent disability doesn’t define me. But I have to call you guys “disability community” I can’t say “wheelers” or some more cool sounding shit without being offensive? Like a typical AB, I bet? [/li] (It’s all good though this one I don’t really give a shit about, long ago I decided to adopt a “call people what they want because who really gives a fuck?” stance towards that sort of thing, it saves all kind of time otherwise spent giving a shit about trivial things, which could otherwise be spend productively giving a shit about other trivial things.) [li]Just goes to underscore that EVERY single time there _this_ group and _that_ group, the two groups talk shit about one another.[/li][/ol] Next up, fuck everybody who profits from propagating “US VS THEM”!!! [ul] [li]FUCK WARMONGERS AND WAR PROFITEERS[/li][li]FUCK “RACIAL LEADERS”[/li][li]FUCK BUZZFEED[/li][li]FUCK VIRALITY[/li][li]FUCK TROLLING ASS “JOURNALISTS” AND EDITORS[/li][li]FUCK POLITICIANS[/li][li]FUCK OFFICE POLITICIANS[/li][li]FUCK EVERY ORGANIZATION WHO SELLS YOU ON THE IDEA OF SCARY ASS SOCIETAL PROBLEMS, FOR WHICH THE SOLUTION IS TO SEND MONEY[/li][li]FUCK PEOPLE WHO USE CAUSES TO GET LAID[/li][li]FUCK “CAUSES”[/li][/ul] Bonus: Fuck white people who complain about not being able to use words like “niggardly” because “did you know its meaning doesn’t have anything to to with race?” STOP WASTING MY TIME, USE ANOTHER WORD, SHUT UP. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544/60 "2013-11-25T07:09:46Z")
A racist screed I can actually get behind? Now this I like. But I agree it’s too early for Festivus. Don’t tell me you already put up your pole!? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/festivus-interracial-free-for-all-airing-of-greivances-fuck-all-the-races/674544.md?page=4)