# Fetish... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 3, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233 "2005-05-03T15:02:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBoneyKingofNowhere)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/41 "2005-05-06T16:12:38Z")
> [@Sengkelat](#): > > There are some fetishes that I find gross, but at least they’re somewhat understandable in that they involve someone’s naughty bits. But the stepping-on-cellphones fetish at [www.smashmyphone.com](http://www.smashmyphone.com) is inexplicable. (I’m still not sure if it’s real or not) The link is entirely safe for work, since there’s no nudity or any sort of sexual content at all. I was scrolling through this seeing if anyone remembere the link to the girl smashing cell phone site, and ding dind ding, here it is. I don’t know if it’s real or not, but it cracks me up either way. Maybe it’s the seriousness of the site, with clips, etc… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/42 "2005-05-06T16:41:33Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > I’m just generally kinky, without any particular fetish. Well . . . a fondness for men in skirts, but that’s just an extension of my preference for effeminate men, which is an extension of my dominant tendancies. I like reading about other people’s kinks and fetishes because it reminds me that there are other weird people out there. Are you a guy? Please tell me you’re a guy. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/43 "2005-05-06T16:45:57Z")
I’m a little surprised that there has been almost no mention of water sports yet. It’s a fairly widely varied kink, with lots of facets. I once found a message board for people into various bits of this (as was I, somewhat). While there was the standard golden shower kink, by far the largest attractions were self-peeing in public and desperation. One woman admitted to relieving herself in her car while stuck in traffic. She enjoyed the feeling of her wet clothes all the way home, where she satisfied herself. Board members hooted and hollered over that for a week. One guy told about when his ex came over for a visit, and he got off (without touching himself) when his ex created a yellow spot in her white trousers while talking to him. Another guy enjoyed filling a diaper while sitting in class. I’ll admit that the thread about paying $5001 for Britney Spears’ pee aroused my curiousity. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/44 "2005-05-06T17:08:31Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > Are you a guy? Please tell me you’re a guy. No, tragically, I’m a gay man trapped in a lesbian’s body. ☹ Otherwise, **matt\_mcl** , you’d have heard from me long ago. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/45 "2005-05-06T17:17:01Z")
I once saw a web site for the fetish of wearing neck and back braces. I thought that was kind of weird. As for me, it’s been a while since I’ve even had sex so now I have a tight t-shirt fetish. Any woman in a tight t-shirt and BAM! Actually the other day I saw the funniest nipple bumps in history. Why were they funny. Well she was wearing a t-shirt that read. Canadian Hockey Rocks (bump bump) What am I 12 years old? Yes, yes I am. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/46 "2005-05-06T17:24:33Z")
So many posts about so many fetishes, and no one has yet mentioned the TWIN BODY-POWERED PROSTHESES WITH DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS!!! ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2005, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/47 "2005-05-06T17:34:40Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > No, tragically, I’m a gay man trapped in a lesbian’s body. ☹ Otherwise, **matt\_mcl** , you’d have heard from me long ago. 😉 So, how you doin? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/48 "2005-05-06T17:49:29Z")
Then there are people who are turned on by: People being “flattened” a la Wile E. Coyote People being turned to stone People (women, especially) being stuck in mud, quicksand, etc. People being covered in food If it was a matter of contemplating licking the food off your mate I could understand the last of these, but the compulsion seems to go well beyond that. people are welcome to their kinks, as long as nobody gets hurt, but I have a hard time understanding some of these. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/49 "2005-05-06T18:04:49Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > Damn **DocCathode**. I always pictured you as a quiet, mild mannered guy. And um… kind of dull. > **" Beware the Doc Cathode! Mild mannered Jewish guy, by day. Evil Fucking Clown, by night."** ME TOO! I figured him for a Clark Kent type, and now…well…the hard candies thing… It’s almost as upsetting as finding out your favorite radio personality doesn’t match the voice. ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/50 "2005-05-06T19:16:37Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Without saying too much (The SDMB has rules, you know), a few years ago I was at the supermarket buying bagels and whitefish salad. I was approached by a woman, let’s call her Anna, who had a true fetish. In the proper medical sense, a fetish is something the person cannot achieve sexual arrousal and fulfilment without. What most people call a fetish is better termed a kink. Anna’s fetish was Jewish men. My casual use of “Oy gevalt.”, my occasional use of Yiddish syntax, the sight of me eating a nice piece of gefilte fish, these things drove Anna into a frenzy. Her computer was full of Photoshopped pictures-she made the models noses bigger, added yarmulkes, tallit, payos. > > In the end, I stopped seeing her because Anna was not herself Jewish. What would my mother have thought? I’m the first to post this? > [@Steven Wright](#): > > One day I got on the bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl. I sat beside her. > > I said, ‘Hi’, And she said, ‘Hi’, and then I said, ‘Nice day, isn’t it?’. > > And she said, ‘I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem.’ > > So I asked, ‘What’s the problem?’ She replied, ‘I can’t tell you. I don’t even know you.’ > > I said, ‘Well, sometimes it’s good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus.’ > > So she said, ‘Well, my analyst said I’m a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys… By the way, my name is Denise.’ > > I said, ‘Hello, Denise. My name is Bucky Goldstein.’. I have a fairly healthy vanilla sex life. Some kink, but no fetishes. Once was part of someone else’s water-sports fetish, but left quickly. Might have gone along if I was asked first, but getting a mouthful of pee when you aren’t expecting it is, well, wrong. If you are into fetishes, and want to read about others, I suggest going to [the man.](http://thestranger.com/current/savage.html) -Tcat ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/51 "2005-05-06T20:21:16Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > No, tragically, I’m a gay man trapped in a lesbian’s body. ☹ Otherwise, **matt\_mcl** , you’d have heard from me long ago. 😉 DAMMIT. :sad: I’m a femme guy who likes others, and it is frickin impossible to get a date around here, since most guys are all about teh butch. Will you please start some kind of info campaign letting them know they don’t know what they’re missing? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/52 "2005-05-06T21:50:56Z")
The most unusual fetish I’ve ever personally encountered was a guy I (VERY briefly!) dated several years back. He confessed he was “into bodily fluids.” He was especially turned on by all the zits & blackheads I had on my back at the time. He took extreme pleasure in popping them for me. (He even licked one of them!) Later, during sex, he asked me if I would just open my mouth and let him dribble a lugie into it. I said no. (I know there is a certain amount of spit-swapping during kissing, but just having a guy drop a wad into my mouth was too much.) He even told me his fantasy was to be lying on the floor while ten or more guys gathered around him in a circle while jerking off - and have it especially arranged so that he was being continually shot in the face with cum for a prolonged period of time. My own fetishes tend to be run of the mill - bondage & discipline, S&M, leather. I have an especial kink for cowboys, the grittier & dirtier the better. I’m usually the bottom ‘slave’. Or at least was in the past, haven’t ‘played’ for some time. (Not that I’m not into it anymore, mind you, just haven’t had found the right new master!) A bit off-topic, but just thought I’d share this: One of my routine A.A. meetings is geared towards men & women in recovery who are also into the leather S&M lifestyle. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/53 "2005-05-07T15:49:53Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > DAMMIT. :sad: I’m a femme guy who likes others, and it is frickin impossible to get a date around here, since most guys are all about teh butch. Will you please start some kind of info campaign letting them know they don’t know what they’re missing? If you think that’s hard, try finding a straight femme guy! Oo, I hope my BF never finds this thread . . … ---
**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/54 "2005-05-08T01:04:02Z")
One of my favorite pasttimes is to pick up a copy of the _Village Voice_ and read some of the most bizzare personal ads ever written. My favorite was in the “men seeking men” section, with the straightforward title “Oral for panties”. The deal was the guy was willing to perform oral sex on a man with access to dirty panties in exchange for the chance to smell- not to keep, mind you- said dirty panties. I promptly made it into a pin and put it on one of my jackets. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/55 "2005-05-08T04:59:18Z")
Light bondage. Blood. Better yet, both. ---
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/56 "2005-05-08T05:09:01Z")
> [@huk24](#): > > Then show me what you got! I will take this challenge! I once worked for a certain pay-for-performance search engine, and we checked every site for content. Every.single.site. We also checked every porn site to be sure there wasn’t any kiddie porn, rape, beastiality, or incest. Ever.single.pic.and.story. Porn gets very very dull after 40 hours/week. Meanwhile, we always giggled whenever we found strange fetishes. Some of our favs: - ballon poppers (into the balloons themselves popping, NOT the person popping) - ladies in casts - stepping on animals - squishing donuts and fruit between the toes - mummification, real or fake - plushies - clown porn! - adult babies - lactation porn and on and on and on and on… ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/57 "2005-05-08T06:13:02Z")
Some of the fetishes I’ve seen while browsing the portal of evil forums include things as incomprehensible as women pressing gas pedals. Not even in bare feet or naked or anything. Just women, feet on the gas and pressing. One of the most disturbing ones I came across was a woman who wanted her arms and legs to be amputated, to have her breasts enhanced with plastic surgery and to have her lips and various other parts plumped to impossible proportions with collagen, so she could be used as an immobile sex toy. That was all kinds of creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/58 "2005-05-08T07:29:50Z")
Dorrance #12 Stainless Steel Hooks!! ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/59 "2005-05-08T07:33:45Z")
How about an abortion fetish? [http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.tasteless/msg/4348ffdf941867b2](http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.tasteless/msg/4348ffdf941867b2) (please tell me this is just a fictional story and not real! :eek: ) ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233/60 "2005-05-08T09:21:30Z")
Don’t bet on it just being a story. Half the time the story exists because there’s someone out there that wants to know about it. Some people are really, really scary. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetish/302233.md?page=4)