# Fetishes just keep getting wierder and wierder

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetishes-just-keep-getting-wierder-and-wierder/284357>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 12, 2005, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetishes-just-keep-getting-wierder-and-wierder/284357 "2005-01-12T06:41:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetishes-just-keep-getting-wierder-and-wierder/284357/21 "2005-01-18T22:48:23Z")

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Wow. My uniform fetish is getting more and more innocent and mundane.  
Should I be glad or upset? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![cuban\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@cuban\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuban_ninja)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetishes-just-keep-getting-wierder-and-wierder/284357/22 "2005-01-19T00:39:36Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> I gotta agree that fetishes are definitely getting weirder. Just when I think I’ve seen it all a new one crops up and blows my mind. Here’s some actual fetishes I’ve seen lately, ones that people actually created websites for (sorry, I don’t have links, but I’m sure Google would turn them up).
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> -Fat girls sinking in quicksand
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> -Godzilla’s Foot fetish (there seem to be people who get off on seeing Godzilla’s feet smash stuff)
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> -Stuck cars - in mud, snow, etc.
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> I’ve seen lots more unbelieveable stuff, but I can’t think of it all right now…

Let’s see fat girls sinking into quicksand, godzilla foot fetish, STUCK CARS IN SNOW!!! are you sure you got them all???

Serves me right , having to read this weird stuff. In got into this site to find out about Nostradamus, but oh-no I had to get sidetracked. :wally :wally ;j :o 😃 :smack: 😃😕

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetishes-just-keep-getting-wierder-and-wierder/284357/23 "2005-01-19T01:41:27Z")

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You guys should see some of the shit that gets posted in the Bad Porn LJ community. You name it, there’s a fetish for it.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetishes-just-keep-getting-wierder-and-wierder/284357/24 "2005-01-19T02:04:17Z")

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I love the angry masthead chick who turns Hulk Green and Apoplexy Red. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ink\_a\_dink\_a\_dink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ec9cab/32.png) [@Ink\_a\_dink\_a\_dink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ink_a_dink_a_dink)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetishes-just-keep-getting-wierder-and-wierder/284357/25 "2005-01-19T09:18:55Z")

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There is a search engine for purely fetish related stuff. I kid you not.

If truly interested, mail me and I’ll send you the link.

\*nervous about posting links cause she got yelled at once.

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetishes-just-keep-getting-wierder-and-wierder/284357/26 "2005-01-19T11:54:47Z")

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Compared to some of the fetishes that exist, this is probably pretty mundane. But I saw a website once, devoted to guys who like to see women step in gooey substances with their sneakers. Like, when they have a layer of stretched gum between the floor and the sole of their shoe. And, like, stepping on eggs, or fruit. I don’t have any witty comments to add…just, ummmmm, yeah.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetishes-just-keep-getting-wierder-and-wierder/284357/27 "2005-01-19T12:44:46Z")

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> [@OtakuLoki](#):
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> Wow. My uniform fetish is getting more and more innocent and mundane.  
> Should I be glad or upset? :dubious:

A little of both…

I don’t want to be “normal.” ☹

Phew! I’m normal. 🙂

That’s what I do anyway.

What I want to know is how people figure out that they like this stuff. I mean, uniforms, that’s an easy one. You see hotties in uniforms all the time. (The Wal-Mart my mom goes to is close to Ft. Polk, LA. One frequently sees cute soldiers shopping there. Although not quite often enough, if you ask me.) But the quicksand thing, or the gum thing?

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**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetishes-just-keep-getting-wierder-and-wierder/284357/28 "2005-01-19T13:30:02Z")

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I have the world’s most hilarious instant message conversation saved on my hard drive. I used to have an AOL account and someone IM’d me and requested that I jump on beach balls for his sexual pleasure. He was serious…he got off on women jumping on beach balls. If it wasn’t so long, I’d post it here…it’s so bizarre and really funny.

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**Author:** ![RandomLetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@RandomLetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandomLetters)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetishes-just-keep-getting-wierder-and-wierder/284357/29 "2005-01-19T15:17:05Z")

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Well, at least they aren’t furries. :shudders:

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetishes-just-keep-getting-wierder-and-wierder/284357/30 "2005-01-19T15:29:46Z")

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One of the models was wearing a cheerleader outfit. Along with the high heels, I can see multiple fetishes being satisfied at once.

Perhaps this site will become the Wal-Mart of fetishists – everyone complains about it, but sooner or later they all wind up there.

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetishes-just-keep-getting-wierder-and-wierder/284357/31 "2005-01-19T16:00:46Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Well?

My school uniform one…

And this rather weird one(Far TMI)

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5437142&postcount=125](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5437142&postcount=125)

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**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fetishes-just-keep-getting-wierder-and-wierder/284357/32 "2005-01-19T16:04:35Z")

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> [@RandomLetters](#):
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> Well, at least they aren’t furries. :shudders:

Furries are almost normal, compared to plushies.

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