# Feydeau, you asked for it..now come and get it! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 28, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666 "2005-03-28T21:00:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/61 "2005-03-30T03:33:42Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > And…\*\*Anaamika \*\* sitting safely off to one side with the goats, snickering. …and Mariah, the surviving squid, in her tank, plotting a way to get someone’s goat. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/62 "2005-03-30T03:44:50Z")
…and **Hal** , sitting in the lab, tinkering with with the RG Mark IV, muttering “I _told you_ there was a reason I stay outta the squid room…” ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/63 "2005-03-30T04:20:15Z")
\*_Keapon \*\* \* trundles in with a coffee pot hanging from a metal pole_. Sorry, I’m late guys. But you see, first the water wouldn’t boil, then I couldn’t find the coffee, and finally, when I thought I had everything, I realized that the enema nozzle was missing. Naturally, I raided **Hal** ’s locker, but it wasn’t there. All I could find was this used speculum :eek: and I figured, heck, that’ll have to do. \* - Glances around at the mayhem. \* Uhh… did I miss something? **Anaamika** , there’s a tenta- … **sees Sunspace gesturing wildly** … uhh, never mind… ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/64 "2005-03-30T04:37:21Z")
> [@Keapon Laffin](#): > > **Anaamika** , there’s a tenta- … **sees Sunspace gesturing wildly** … uhh, never mind… Boy I’ve caused a lot of trouble here, tonight, haven’t I? _snickers_ Well, that’ll just teach you, I’ve had more fun than - _three beats of silence_ AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAARRRRR- _sound of screaming cuts off_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/65 "2005-03-30T04:42:16Z")
:: SPLOOSH! :: :: bubbles rise from Mariah’s tank. Somehow they sound like laughter :: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/66 "2005-03-30T20:41:20Z")
Ok…I think everyone in here has been officially re-initiated. 😛 Round up the goats! It seems the party is a bust. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/67 "2005-03-30T22:06:01Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Ok…I think everyone in here has been officially re-initiated. 😛 > Round up the goats! > It seems the party is a bust. :Stops **Blind Date** music:: Oh well… Come on then goatys…time to go home…No, you stay here Rex… :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/68 "2005-03-30T22:26:16Z")
Mariah, let go of **Anaamika**. (Goodness, your tentacles are getting long. You didn’t used to be able to reach all the way out of the tank like that…) ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/69 "2005-03-30T22:45:10Z")
::walks in…alone Why didn’t he listen? I told him he shouldn’t go through the door at the end of the… ::looks around Ummm. I have to go now. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/70 "2005-03-31T00:32:08Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Mariah, let go of **Anaamika**. > > (Goodness, your tentacles are getting long. You didn’t used to be able to reach all the way out of the tank like that…) No! Me and Mariah are getting along…just _fine_. \*giggles maniacally. ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/71 "2005-04-02T08:07:02Z")
Hey! You guys have no patience. I was getting the Vaseline. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/72 "2005-04-02T09:56:53Z")
Sorry you had your chance. Besides we’ve just cleaned up the mess, Mariah has eaten Rex and Sally, Agnes ran for the hills, and we’re missing 3 members and a guest. (Do you know how hard that is to explain to **Lynn**!?) I guess you’re stuck as one of the uninitiated… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/73 "2005-04-02T13:56:37Z")
No. We will not givwe up. There is always a way. :: glances around :: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/74 "2005-04-04T21:18:05Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > No. We will not givwe up. There is always a way. > > :: glances around :: Hey…they had a valid excuse! Now break out the goats and put fresh batteries in the squid. We’s some a-nishi-ationing to take care of, folks! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/75 "2005-04-04T21:23:32Z")
Don’t know why I quoted **Sunspace** instead of **tick** , but there you go. too many freaking buttons nowadays, mutter, rant, etc… ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/76 "2005-04-04T22:24:43Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Now break out the goats and put fresh batteries in the squid. > We’s some a-nishi-ationing to take care of, folks! 😛 Have you ever considered changing your user name to **harmful**? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/77 "2005-04-04T22:27:11Z")
But I like for it to be a surprise! : innocent whistling smiley : ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/78 "2005-04-05T02:24:19Z")
I’m here. Shall we begin? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/79 "2005-04-05T02:44:07Z")
'Dere he is! And he’s currently online! Get 'em before he gets away again! \ Ok folks, he’s all set and ready for some initating! Be back in a jif…gotta go get the RoboGoat Mark VI… …no, wait…Mark V…or…wait, no, that destroyed in the Backward Thread, but…did that happen yet?? Ahhh, crap! ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666/80 "2005-04-05T02:45:56Z")
> [@Feydeau](#): > > I’m here. > > Shall we begin? Well, I’ve still got the PVC “straws.” Hand me that Vaseline… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feydeau-you-asked-for-it-now-come-and-get-it/296666.md?page=5)