# Fictional Characters You Would Sleep With **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 28, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164 "2003-08-28T10:54:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Granuaile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecccb3/32.png) [@Granuaile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Granuaile)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/1 "2003-08-28T10:54:09Z")
They can be from any discipline (film, tv, books, etc.) as long as they’re fictional. My Top Three: **Coupling** (UK) - Jeff. The pervy dork vibe he has going is strangely endearing. **Pride and Prejudice** - Mr. Darcy. Duh. **Pirates of the Caribbean** - Captain Jack Sparrow. A desert island, plenty of rum and hot, dirty pirate sex. ---
**Author:** ![Nefertiti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Nefertiti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nefertiti)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/2 "2003-08-28T11:15:50Z")
Hawkeye, from the TV series, M.A.S.H. Quigley, from the movie, Quigley Down Under. ---
**Author:** ![Fish\_Cheer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fish_cheer/32/17179_2.png) [@Fish\_Cheer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish_Cheer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/3 "2003-08-28T11:26:03Z")
Laura, from High Fidelity (the movie). ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/4 "2003-08-28T11:32:20Z")
Yufi Kisaragi from “Final Fantasy VII” and “Kingdom Hearts.” ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/5 "2003-08-28T11:53:43Z")
Enid from **Ghost World.** Muriel from **Muriel’s Wedding.** ---
**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/6 "2003-08-28T11:56:32Z")
Greebo as a man. Mrrrrrrooooooow! ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/7 "2003-08-28T12:07:11Z")
James Alexander Malcom McKenzie Fraser from Diana Gabaldon’s **Outlander** books. ---
**Author:** ![curly\_chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@curly\_chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curly_chick)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/8 "2003-08-28T13:53:16Z")
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Professor Snape ---
**Author:** ![LVBoPeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/858c86/32.png) [@LVBoPeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVBoPeep)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/9 "2003-08-28T14:01:35Z")
Great topic LOL I can’t explain some of mine… just find the characters interesting and attractive. Gus MacCrae, Lonesome Dove & Tom from The Godfather (might have something to do with Robert Duvall, but I find the characters in the book sexy as well.) I concur with Mr. Darcy and would have to definitely add Captain Frederick Wentworth (Persuasion) whose character wrote the best love letter ever. Colonel Brandon is not bad- man with a past… Stu from The Stand… can see him in a white t-shirt and jeans…good 'ol boy sex :). Sick Boy (with a condom of course)… been reading Porno (the sequel to Trainspotting)- so far he is just so damn sexy, even if everything he does is a scam. Maybe its the accent…once had a hell of a good night at The Crown & Anchor (Las Vegas) pub with part of the Scottish Air Force crew- major regret in my life that I didn’t go home with one. Rhett Butler (without the halitosis), Devlin in the Alfred Hitchcock film Notorious. Strangely, I kinda find the bad guy played by Claude Rains attractive in a sleazy, Nazi way. Roland, as a young boy with a big gun, very sexy in The Wizard & The Glass, although I didn’t find him as attractive in the other books (when he was sacrificing little boys and having parts of his hand eaten off LOL)\> ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/10 "2003-08-28T14:12:46Z")
Ukyo Kuonji. That Ranma was a fool. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/11 "2003-08-28T14:15:58Z")
Lynn Minnmei from _Robotech_ Neil Gaiman’s _Death_ The Baroness from _GI Joe_ ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/12 "2003-08-28T14:16:36Z")
Sarek, Spock’s dad, from Star Trek TOS. That voice…those eyes…that lean build…that _voice_… ---
**Author:** ![heater2000ca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@heater2000ca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heater2000ca)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/13 "2003-08-28T14:21:25Z")
Number one on the list … Aragorn, Lord of the Rings Could have something to do with seeing him in the movies I suppose. But I maintain that it’s the fictional Aragorn that I’d drawn to, since Viggo Mortenson doesn’t turn me on at all. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/14 "2003-08-28T14:21:58Z")
T’Pol ---
**Author:** ![Anniee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Anniee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniee)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/15 "2003-08-28T14:32:14Z")
Xander Cage; Triple X. A couple dozen times in a row please! ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/16 "2003-08-28T14:44:32Z")
Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Jane. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/17 "2003-08-28T15:36:35Z")
My number one, forever and always, Spike. _sigh_ He can go five hours, it’s canon. Rhett Butler Captain Jack Sparrow Hawkeye Pierce Spike Spiegal from **Cowboy Bebop**. ---
**Author:** ![acrossthesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@acrossthesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/acrossthesea)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/18 "2003-08-28T15:39:12Z")
Legolas from Lord of the Rings. Flowing blonde hair, pointy ears, and awesome archery skills…mmmm yeah. Lenny from Laverne & Shirley. Yeah I know that’s weird because he was supposed to be dirty and gross. But there’s just something about the misunderstood sensitive guitar playing guy that I like. And he was sort of cute. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/19 "2003-08-28T15:51:28Z")
Willow Rosenberg Joyce Summers I’d say Dagny Taggart but she wouldn’t sleep with me, so I will say Cheryl Taggart. Ayn shoulda got her & Eddie Willers together instead of having her commit suicide & him lose his mind. (ATLAS SHRUGGED btw) ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/20 "2003-08-28T16:11:23Z")
Shoot, my guys are going to be coming to me from Granuaile and Lsura’s beds. I want Mr. Darcy and Jamie Fraser too. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164.md?page=2)