# Fictional Characters You Would Sleep With **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 28, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164 "2003-08-28T10:54:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/41 "2003-08-29T02:25:11Z")
I third (or is it 4th?) Jamie Fraser and Mr. Darcy. Also the vampire St. Germain from Chelsea Quinn Yarbro’s books. Miles Vorkosigan, or maybe Gregor Vorbarra. Rupert Giles. I’ll probably think of more later. StG ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/42 "2003-08-29T02:35:31Z")
Sam from **Benny and Joon**. He’s just so darn sweet! And he’s Johnny Depp. Which helps. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/43 "2003-08-29T03:05:13Z")
\*\*Captain Jack Sparrow \*\* \*\*Mr. Darcy Martin Riggs Terry Thorne \*\* (Proof of Life) The hot guy Molly Ringwald was after in 16 Candles. Whatever \*\*Anthony LaPaglia’s \*\*mafioso’s character in Betsy’s Wedding is named. \*\*Westly/Dread Pirate Roberts \*\* \*\*Jake \*\* in Silverado. And his brother \*\*Emmett \*\* too. Any male lead in a \*\*Lynn Kurland \*\* novel. Mwrrrrrrrwaaahh! ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/44 "2003-08-29T03:38:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Jake in Silverado. And his brother Emmett too. Oh god! Me too!!! ---
**Author:** ![Phrogge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4da419/32.png) [@Phrogge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phrogge)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/45 "2003-08-29T03:43:44Z")
Lord Peter Wimsey Horatio Hornblower, as portrayed by Ioan Gruffud Jean-Luc Picard Dittoes for Hawkeye, Rhett, Han, Mr. Darcy. ---
**Author:** ![Phrogge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4da419/32.png) [@Phrogge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phrogge)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/46 "2003-08-29T03:46:39Z")
Lord Peter Wimsey Bret Maverick Horatio Hornblower, as portrayed by Ioan Gruffud Jean-Luc Picard Dittoes for Hawkeye, Rhett, Han, Mr. Darcy. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/47 "2003-08-29T04:07:51Z")
If I had to choose just one woman, it would be Mavis, Mao Tsu-hsi and Stella Maris from _Illuminatus!_ ---
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/48 "2003-08-29T04:19:49Z")
Enoch Root ---
**Author:** ![Delly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Delly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delly)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/49 "2003-08-29T04:26:00Z")
Im convinced I posted to this thread already, maybe I wasnt logged in at the time… Anyway: Legolas & Aragorn Micheal from Roswell Louis from Interview with a Vampire Jack Sparrow\* Will Turner\* Angel Doyle, the character from season one of Angel I could go on, but Il shut up for now… \*I just saw this movie and loved the two of them, Depp was brilliant though! ---
**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/50 "2003-08-29T05:40:10Z")
\*_Oz_ from Buffy (excuse my while I go to a happy visual place…) Also Season 2-3 Xander Angel Remus Lupin Narrator from _Fight Club_ Donnie Darko ---
**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/51 "2003-08-29T05:51:38Z")
This has got to be a double-layered fantasy; Even if it were possible to do so, I would be **so** outclassed in all cases: Heinlein’s **Podkayne** **Mary, Dowager Duchess of Cumberland** in Randall Garrett’s Lord D’Arcy series **Rhea Paixao** from Spider & Jeanne Robinson’s “Starmind” sigh ---
**Author:** ![cajela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cajela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cajela)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/52 "2003-08-29T05:59:00Z")
ooh, ooh, ooh - Elizabeth Bennet AND Mr Darcy! And I’m seconding a lot of the list, and I’m sure I’ll think of more as soon as I hit submit (ooh, that sounds rUUUUde): Death, Dream, and above all, Desire John Constantine, Lucifer Faith, Giles, Spike, Jenny Calendar, Vamp Willow, Drusiila (but only if suitably restrained) Peter Wimsey Amelia Peabody (tee hee) Hawkeye Pierce Frank N Furter, Magenta Snape only if played by Alan Rickman. Miles Vorkosigan, Bel Thorne Honor Harrington Daniel and Jack from Stargate. G’Kar I can see, too, but I couldn’t go past Ivanova! Aeryn Sun from Farscape Morticia Addams Servelan from Blake’s Seven ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/53 "2003-08-29T05:59:07Z")
Susan Ivanova from **Babylon 5.** I’m also agreeing with the Lady Jessica Atreides (the Saskia Reeves version, the other two are not quite my type.) Ghanima Atreides, or her aunt Alia Chani! (Kodetova, not Young) Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore from Eroticon 6. (HHGTTG) Gillian Boardman, from _Stranger in a Strange Land_ Also from Heinlein: Wyoming Knott Friday ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/54 "2003-08-29T06:00:06Z")
Do…um…_animated_ characters count? If so, I…kind of have a few I can think of… ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/55 "2003-08-29T06:28:15Z")
Oh man… so many to do so little time… most of the ones I like have been picked (In no particular order: Aragorn, Legolas, Spike, Angel, Edward (Anita Blake), Professor Snape, Wesley, James Fraser) Hmm so who does that leave? Frost and Doyle(Her Majesty’s Darkness) - LK Hamilton Merry Gentry series Darien - Sailor Moon Masterharper Robinton and F’lar - Dragonriders of Pern Madmartigan - Willow Sephiroth - Final Fantasy VII I believe it is (I don’t play FF I just find him hot) Rick O’Connell - The Mummy Wolverine - X-men duh… from the movies of course… Hmm… others but I can’t think right now. The mind (and libido) has gone on meltdown. ---
**Author:** ![Granuaile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecccb3/32.png) [@Granuaile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Granuaile)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/56 "2003-08-29T07:40:05Z")
**Ranchoth** , Graphic novels, anime and the like are totally acceptable. ---
**Author:** ![RobuSensei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/919ad9/32.png) [@RobuSensei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobuSensei)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/57 "2003-08-29T11:02:20Z")
Hmm. I’d have to say Urd, the elder sister from Oh My Goddess! True, it’d probably be the death of me, but at least I’d die happy. ---
**Author:** ![MidnightRadio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@MidnightRadio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MidnightRadio)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/58 "2003-08-29T11:14:06Z")
Roland from the _Dark Tower_ books, of course. Older Roland, not younger Roland. Although the missing fingers thing might give me second thoughts… I’ll say Roland from _The Gunslinger_ to be safe. Xander from _Buffy_. Also Giles. But, for some reason, not Spike. Can’t say why. And Willow, if I were straight. She’s just so _adorable_! ---
**Author:** ![nevermore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nevermore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nevermore)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/59 "2003-08-30T05:34:05Z")
Clark Kent/Superman from **Lois & Clark** …yeah, he wore lip gloss, but DAMMIT he was hot!! The Prince of Shapeir from the Quest for Glory games. Just looks like he’d be a good shag, all heroic-like and stuff. Nicholas D. Wolfwood of **Trigun**. All. freakin. week. Wolverine, for the more animalistic urges. And, of course, Xanatos from Gargoyles…Christ, I’d have sex with his _voice_. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/60 "2003-08-30T06:07:28Z")
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