# Fictional Characters You Would Sleep With **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 28, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164 "2003-08-28T10:54:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/61 "2003-08-30T12:03:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lsura \* > \*\*James Alexander Malcom McKenzie Fraser from Diana Gabaldon’s **Outlander** books. \*\* Oh, no you don’t, **Lsura**! He’s mine, all mine, and you can’t have him!!! (There’s a new book coming out in November about Lord John Grey, did you know?) ---
**Author:** ![hlanelee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3bc359/32.png) [@hlanelee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hlanelee)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/62 "2003-08-30T15:51:33Z")
**Barbarell** **Kim Possible** ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/63 "2003-08-30T16:07:47Z")
Faye Valentine. That’s all I have to say on that topic. ---
**Author:** ![Bubbly\_Becky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f17d59/32.png) [@Bubbly\_Becky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubbly_Becky)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/64 "2003-08-30T16:13:32Z")
Mmm…batman, i think its the leather that’s such a turn on toady from neighbours Brody from mallrats ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/65 "2003-08-30T16:47:54Z")
I’m going to a particularily nasty corner of hell for this one but: Brother Cadfael! not in is soldier days but thee monk Cadfael mmmmmmm… Melrose Plant… glittery green eyes ohhhhhhh… Antryg Windrose… I like tall gawky guys with broken glasses Most of Dick Francis’ heros I was actually thinking of Derek Franklin from “Straight” last night ina sexual manner. SANDTIGER! 'nuff said Corwin and his son Merlin that would be a fun threesome Most of Anne MCCaffrey’s males Josh from “Lamb” thats another fiery corner of hell for me…fortunately I don’t believe in Christian hell Does the ancient Egyptian king Thutmose III count? He lived so long ago, ca 1479- 1429 BCE, that anything written about him is borderline fiction anyway. But man was he sessy boy! ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/66 "2003-08-30T17:09:09Z")
I’d be fighting **Steelerfan** for Susan Ivanova. She’s pretty much my ideal woman. But I’d have Jadzia Dax beckoning me away from the fisticuffs, followed by Galadriel and the mum from Spy Kids. I saw Spy kids 3-D today, and though the mum was only in it for about three minutes, damn she looked hot. ---
**Author:** ![silly\_duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@silly\_duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silly_duck)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/67 "2003-08-30T20:12:41Z")
**Mason** from Dead Like Me **Vaugn** from Alias. ---
**Author:** ![superstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@superstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superstar)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/68 "2003-08-30T23:48:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nefertiti \* > \*\*Hawkeye, from the TV series, M.A.S.H. > . \*\* You’ll have to fight me for him first. I’ve wanted him for about 17 years. Witty, suave, cute… I could go on! ---
**Author:** ![hanza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/eb8c5e/32.png) [@hanza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hanza)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/69 "2003-08-30T23:59:33Z")
What!, no mention of the delectable Wolverine???. Hugh Jackman looks like the lead singer of a very bad hard rock band, but Wolverine- uuuuuummmmmmmmmm. Mr. Darcy, obviously. I’d take the novel version, but the T.V version does have the advantage of looking and sounding like the lovely Colin Firth, so has the slight advantage. Lots of people seem to be into the male leads from Pirates of the Caribean, but I’d actaully prefer the Naval officer guy- I seem to have a thing for emotionally repressed guys with posh accents ---
**Author:** ![Cahyay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Cahyay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cahyay)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/70 "2003-08-31T04:50:40Z")
I remember being crazy about Holden Caufield when I was younger. Rhett Butler, just enough of a jerk to appeal to me. ---
**Author:** ![nevermore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nevermore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nevermore)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/71 "2003-08-31T07:28:17Z")
**hanza** , whaddya talkin’ about; I said Wolverine just a few posts ago!! Shiiiit. That’s right, that’s right; I saw him first!! **Gadfly** , hold up–man, you’re right. I think I’d do her, too…if I _was_ her, definitely, but maybe even as such. You just look at her, and think “Sex.” It’s totally involuntary. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/72 "2003-08-31T19:17:59Z")
**Belle** from _Beauty and the Beast_ **Robin Lefler** , as played by the gorgeous Ashley Judd, from several episodes of _Star Trek: The Next Generation_ As many others have said, **Willow** from _BtVS_ **Eponine** from _Les Miz_ **Judy** from _Revenge of the Nerds_ There just aren’t that many characters who properly combine brilliance, nerdiness, femininity, and sexiness. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/73 "2003-08-31T20:36:42Z")
How could I forget Fujiko Mine, from _Lupin III_. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/74 "2003-08-31T20:39:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gorsnak \* > \*\*Phedre no Delauney de Montreve, of Kushiel’s Dart \*\* Oh man I _knew_ there was someone I was forgetting! And don’t forget Joscelin. Mmmmm. Now he can be my bodyguard anyday! ---
**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/75 "2003-08-31T20:47:22Z")
Captain Jack “Lucky” Aubrey - as Russell Crowe, M&C Far Side of the World. Jack Vincennes - as Kevin Spacey, LA Confidential. John Kelso - John Cusack, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. ---
**Author:** ![pendgwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@pendgwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pendgwen)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/76 "2003-08-31T21:19:04Z")
Legolas and Aragorn from the LOTR movies. Will Turner from Pirates of the Carribean. Roux from the movie Chocolat. Francis Crawford of Lymond from A Game of Kings by Dorothy Dunnett. Ramses Emerson from the Amelia Peabody mysteries by Elizabeth Peters. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/77 "2003-08-31T22:39:44Z")
Audrey Hepburn’s Holly Golightly from _Breakfast at Tiffany’s_. ---
**Author:** ![Dizzy\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dizzy\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/78 "2003-08-31T22:44:22Z")
Cindy Murkett from **Rabbit is Rich**. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/79 "2003-09-01T00:54:18Z")
I’m a huge Pride and Prejudice fan, but Darcy has never really done it for me. Romantic yes. Lust, nope. Now, Mr. Bennett - younger of course (though I am getting to the age where a Regency gentleman with a twenty year old daughter would be my contemporary). Mr. Bennett, with his wit, his love of books. I’d make Mr. Bennett a much better wife than Mrs. Bennett ever did. ---
**Author:** ![karomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@karomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karomon)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/80 "2003-09-01T02:21:26Z")
Harry Potter: Snape is a given, and hell, why not, Lupin as well. But also the Weasley twins. They’re _cheeky_. Then there’s Jack Sparrow, and in that same vein, the barbarian dude from “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”. Somebody mentioned “Trainspotting” before - I think I might have gone for Spud. And if we’re talking video games as well, I have to mention Wakka from Final Fantasy X. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164.md?page=5)