# Fictional Characters You Would Sleep With **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 28, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164 "2003-08-28T10:54:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/81 "2003-09-01T04:40:29Z")
What, no love yet for Major Samantha Carter? Dana Whitaker from Sportsnight. Daenerys Targaryen. Rita Fiore from the Spenser books (what, you think I’d suggest Susan Silverman?). Ellie Dunn from _Heartbreak House_. Not specifically the Amy Irving version, but she’d do. Lucy Warfield from Superman IV (what an awful movie, though). ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/82 "2003-09-01T05:29:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wilson \* > \*\* > Daenerys Targaryen. > \*\* Bear in mind here that her only previous male lover was Khal Drogo… that’s some might big, err, shoes you have to fill there. I was thinking about it, and of the female characters from ASoIaF, most are either: (a) still children (Arya and Sansa) (b) disturbing (Lysa Arryn (sp?), the red prophet woman) (c) evil (Cersei) (d) intimidating as all hell (Daenerys) or (e) too motherly, plus also disturbing (Catelyn) Theon’s sister, whose name I’ve forgotten, however, is quite an attractive number. But speaking of fantasy, I vote for **Molly** from the _Assassin_ books by Robin Hobb. Her relationship with Fitz just _gets_ me far more than just about any other one I’ve read. Oh, and while we’re tempting death, I vote for **Mandy** , the hot frequently-naked lesbian assassin from _24_. (Assuming that she’s putting aside her sexuality and seducing me in order to gain access to classified information that I have, or something. I’m guessing she’d succeed 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Bellestar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b19c9b/32.png) [@Bellestar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellestar)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/83 "2003-09-01T05:48:48Z")
Legolas (something about the pointy ears…) Aragorn (oh yeah, buddy. all sweaty and yummy) Rick O’Connell (Brenden Fraser is just too cute) Westly (from The Princess Bride) Severus Snape (played by Alan Rickman, naturally) Remus Lupin (oooh, a werewolf…) Draco (fast forward about 7 years. Tom Felton is a cutie now but he’ll be gorgeous when he gets older Rhett Butler (don’t know what it is, but I’d pounce on him) Mr. Big (from Sex and the City) That list should give me good dreams tonight. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wordy\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d2c977/32.png) [@Wordy\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wordy_One)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/84 "2003-09-01T06:00:04Z")
Agent Michael Vaughn from _Alias_ Josh from _Clueless_ Lloyd Dobler from _Say Anything_ and Special Agent Dale Cooper from _Twin Peaks_ I seem to have a bit of a thing for fictional federal agents. ---
**Author:** ![Sparrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Sparrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparrow)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164/85 "2003-09-01T12:58:05Z")
Major Richard Sharpe, as played by Sean Bean [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-characters-you-would-sleep-with/198164.md?page=4)