# Fictional Dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 3, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237 "2008-07-03T22:14:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/21 "2008-07-04T16:11:40Z")
[Linus Larrabee](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2490734592/tt0047437): **Garage Robber** ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/22 "2008-07-04T16:14:39Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] **SerenityNow** George Costanza [/QUOTE] **Can’tStandYa** John Rambo ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/23 "2008-07-04T16:30:11Z")
[QUOTE=VarlosZ] John Rambo [/QUOTE] **DoWeWinThisTime?** or **NothingIsOver** Chandler Bing ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/24 "2008-07-04T16:33:55Z")
ChnadlerBong Gandalf ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/25 "2008-07-04T17:25:33Z")
[QUOTE=picker] ChnadlerBong Gandalf [/QUOTE] MstrWzzrd Lindsay Funke ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/26 "2008-07-04T18:12:08Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Lindsay Funke [/QUOTE] **SLUT** Ralph Wiggum ---
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/27 "2008-07-04T18:28:39Z")
**unpossible** Hans Solo ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/28 "2008-07-04T18:32:15Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] Ralph Wiggum [/QUOTE] **ChooChooChooseMe** Henry Rollins ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/29 "2008-07-04T18:34:36Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] After reading I’m afraid I can’t bring myself to continue. [/QUOTE] Don’t let Wiki’s analysis of a character actually put you off reading a David Gemmell book. He has to be one of the best fantasy writers around, and if that isn’t usually your bag, you couldn’t ask for a better introduction to maybe change your mind. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/30 "2008-07-04T18:35:56Z")
Whoops! [QUOTE=Qwisp] Hans Solo [/QUOTE] **Leia’sOwn** Henry Rollins ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/31 "2008-07-04T20:26:53Z")
[QUOTE=brujaja] Henry Rollins [/QUOTE] **TalkIsCheap** Mr. Magoo ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/32 "2008-07-04T20:29:48Z")
[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach] **TalkIsCheap** Mr. Magoo [/QUOTE] **Where’s [Waldo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Magoo#Characters)?** The Joker from _Batman_ ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/33 "2008-07-04T20:41:07Z")
**ServiceW/Smile** Douglas Ramsey (aka Cypher) ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/34 "2008-07-04T20:41:22Z")
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/35 "2008-07-04T23:05:08Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] **ServiceW/Smile** Douglas Ramsey (aka Cypher) [/QUOTE] **BabelFisher** Alan Scott, The Golden Age Green Lantern ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/36 "2008-07-04T23:22:56Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] **BabelFisher** Alan Scott, The Golden Age Green Lantern [/QUOTE] **No Hal Jordan** Ampersand, the monkey from Y: The Last Man ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2008, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/37 "2008-07-05T03:49:47Z")
**One of the Boys** John Carter of Mars. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/38 "2008-07-05T03:52:51Z")
[QUOTE=RealityChuck] **One of the Boys** John Carter of Mars. [/QUOTE] **DeepThoat** Mycroft Holmes, from The Moon is a Harsh Mistress And the first person to suggest **Adam Selene** will get hit with a trout. ---
**Author:** ![Septima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Septima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Septima)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2008, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/39 "2008-07-05T10:27:35Z")
**Not-Stupid** Manuel O’Kelly Davis ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/40 "2008-07-05T12:26:53Z")
[QUOTE=Septima] **Not-Stupid** Manuel O’Kelly Davis [/QUOTE] **Loonie** Andrew Vachss’s [Burke](http://www.vachss.com/av_novels/burke_novels.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237.md?page=3)