# Fictional Dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 3, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237 "2008-07-03T22:14:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/81 "2008-07-09T22:22:13Z")
**Whistlin’ Dixie** Tom Clancy’s character - Jack Ryan ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/82 "2008-07-09T23:07:26Z")
[QUOTE=Darth Sensitive] **Whistlin’ Dixie** Tom Clancy’s character - Jack Ryan [/QUOTE] **Ivan Emmetovich, Ph.D.** Ignatius J. Reilly ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/83 "2008-07-10T00:04:50Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] **Ivan Emmetovich, Ph.D.** Ignatius J. Reilly [/QUOTE] Emperor Ig. Jesus Christ. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/84 "2008-07-10T00:11:04Z")
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/85 "2008-07-10T00:20:22Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] Emperor Ig. Jesus Christ. 😃 [/QUOTE] **SonnyBoy** what? Dr John Dorian (Scrubs) ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/86 "2008-07-10T00:21:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Jesus Christ Carpenter on Wood Kyle Broflofski ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/87 "2008-07-10T00:30:49Z")
[QUOTE=cmkeller] Carpenter on Wood Kyle Broflofski [/QUOTE] Prince Kamehehe Biatch and the obvious follow-up Eric Cartman ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/88 "2008-07-10T00:33:20Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] Dr John Dorian (Scrubs) [/QUOTE] Sport Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife (Kelso’s nickname for him in early episodes; he later admitted he called all newbies that because he didn’t want to ever have to remember their names) ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/89 "2008-07-10T00:36:31Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Sport Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife [/QUOTE] NoBullets Frodo Baggins ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/90 "2008-07-10T00:44:54Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] NoBullets Frodo Baggins [/QUOTE] **Precious Mule** (as in “drug mule”- get it?) I’ll rejoin the threads with Eric Cartman ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/91 "2008-07-10T01:46:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Eric Cartman Big Boned Sideshow Bob ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/92 "2008-07-10T02:00:44Z")
[QUOTE=cmkeller] Sideshow Bob [/QUOTE] **DieBartDie** (I expect he gets banned quickly) Peter Parker ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/93 "2008-07-10T02:10:55Z")
[QUOTE=wevets] Peter Parker [/QUOTE] **Annulled** Satan ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/94 "2008-07-10T02:12:54Z")
[QUOTE=Der Trihs] **Annulled** Satan [/QUOTE] **CouldItBe…?** Dr Benjamin Franklin Pierce (and please _ **do not** _ say “Hawkeye”) ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/95 "2008-07-10T02:13:08Z")
[QUOTE=Der Trihs] **Annulled** Satan [/QUOTE] [del] **GuessMyName** [/del] Too late. > [@anyrose](#): > > Dr Benjamin Franklin Pierce (and please _do not_ say “Hawkeye”) **TheEgoThatWalksLikeAMan** King Arthur ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/96 "2008-07-10T02:15:31Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] **King Arthur** [/QUOTE] **Cuckold Swordstone** Vincent Vega ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/97 "2008-07-10T20:20:32Z")
**GottaTakeACrap** Simon Cowell ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/98 "2008-07-10T20:39:45Z")
I don’t think Simon Cowell is fictional, dude. Sniper (cuz he, y’know… Gimme a break, I’ve never watched the show) Thomas Covenant ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/99 "2008-07-10T20:53:42Z")
[QUOTE=Silver Tyger Girl] I don’t think Simon Cowell is fictional, dude. [/QUOTE] Shucks, how did I miss that? Um…Eleanor Vance (Haunting of Hill House). ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/100 "2008-07-10T20:54:15Z")
[QUOTE=Silver Tyger Girl] Thomas Covenant [/QUOTE] **Unbelievable!** Dave Lister [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237.md?page=6)