# Fictional Dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 3, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237 "2008-07-03T22:14:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/121 "2008-07-12T11:48:48Z")
If KF is real– Dr. Victor Frankenstein ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/122 "2008-07-12T11:59:23Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] Dr. Victor Frankenstein [/QUOTE] **Bolt That Sucker On** ( a _Far Side_ reference ) Willy Wonka ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/123 "2008-07-12T12:12:56Z")
[QUOTE=Der Trihs] **Bolt That Sucker On** ( a _Far Side_ reference ) Willy Wonka [/QUOTE] **TheCandyManCan** I was not thinking of Kinky Friedman, country singer and author. I was thinking of the fictional detective **Kinky Friedman** ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/124 "2008-07-13T14:39:56Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] **TheCandyManCan** I was not thinking of Kinky Friedman, country singer and author. I was thinking of the fictional detective **Kinky Friedman** [/QUOTE] Okay, then, he’d be **Fictional Counterpart**. Niles Crane ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/125 "2008-07-13T14:54:25Z")
**SeattleShrink** Nick Fury, SHIELD Honcho. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/126 "2008-07-13T14:58:05Z")
[QUOTE=Wargamer] Nick Fury, SHIELD Honcho. [/QUOTE] **AngryEyepatch** Link, from legend of Zelda (furryman’s above got skipped) ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/127 "2008-07-13T15:14:37Z")
**ShutUpGoddamnedFairy!** Inigo Montoya ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/128 "2008-07-13T15:21:43Z")
[QUOTE=Darth Sensitive] **ShutUpGoddamnedFairy!** Inigo Montoya [/QUOTE] **NotLeftHanded** Obi-Wan (Ben) Kenobi ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/129 "2008-07-13T16:43:59Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] Obi-Wan (Ben) Kenobi [/QUOTE] **Jedi\_Knight** Dr. Johnny Fever, of WKRP ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/130 "2008-07-13T16:50:21Z")
[QUOTE=Spoons] Dr. Johnny Fever, **SpottedCondom** Gandalf the Grey ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/131 "2008-07-13T16:56:11Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Gandalf the Grey [/QUOTE] **Stormcrow** Les Nessman ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/132 "2008-07-13T20:25:36Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] **Stormcrow** Les Nessman [/QUOTE] **Newscopter Nes** Elastigirl/Mrs Incredible ---
**Author:** ![Sleel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Sleel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleel)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/133 "2008-07-14T01:22:05Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] **Newscopter Nes** Elastigirl/Mrs Incredible [/QUOTE] **Flexibellen** [Philip Lynx](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flinx) ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/134 "2008-07-14T01:44:22Z")
[QUOTE=Sleel] **Flexibellen** [Philip Lynx](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flinx) [/QUOTE] PipFriend **Columbo** ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/135 "2008-07-14T01:54:47Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] **Columbo** [/QUOTE] **OneEyedJack** M. Didius Falco ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/136 "2008-07-14T22:17:04Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] **M. Didius Falco** [/QUOTE] Roamin’ Legionaire Returning to one used earlier but not replied to **Al Swearengen** ETA:A note to would-be nitpickers: I know technically Swearengen was real, but any connection between the historical Al Swearengen and the HBO’s DEADWOOD A.S. other than both lived in Deadwood is mostly coincidental. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/137 "2008-07-14T22:28:20Z")
Fooey. Real is real. In his place, I offer the Baroness (of the comics/tv series GI Joe). ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/138 "2008-07-15T00:02:05Z")
[QUOTE=furryman] Link (Legend of Zelda) [/QUOTE] **Well Excuse Me Princess** 😃 Mario Mario ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/139 "2008-07-15T14:28:52Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Al Swearengen **Swearagain** > [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > I offer the Baroness (of the comics/tv series GI Joe). **DeCobray** [QUOTE=dotchan] Mario Mario [/QUOTE] **Hammertime!** [Col. Flagg](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Flagg)? ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237/140 "2008-07-15T15:35:38Z")
[QUOTE=Lute Skywatcher] **SwearagainDeCobrayHammertime!** [Col. Flagg](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Flagg)? [/QUOTE] **I see Red People** Boo Radley [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-dopers/455237.md?page=8)