# Fictional popes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-popes/948049>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 4, 2021, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-popes/948049 "2021-08-04T21:31:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2021, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-popes/948049/61 "2021-08-12T19:38:08Z")

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Played by – Shirley the python.

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**Author:** ![Clark\_Cello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Clark\_Cello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark_Cello)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2021, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-popes/948049/62 "2021-08-12T20:29:31Z")

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The Gabriel Allon books by Daniel Silva have a couple of fictional popes. The first is preceded by John Paul II. I don’t think it ever specifically says “John Paul II”, but it is clearly him. This alternate universe then takes a turn and a pope that is clearly not modeled on Benedict in any way is instead elected, and later, his chief of staff is.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2021, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-popes/948049/63 "2021-08-12T23:21:15Z")

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National Lampoon news item headline: **John Paul** Elected Pope; George Ringo Miffed.

About that same time, Bill Murray is reading items on SNL Weekend Update when he stops to complain about how sloppy the presentation is getting: Look! “John Paul [II] Elected Pope” - We did this last month!

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**Author:** ![tim-n-va](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim-n-va/32/3001_2.png) [@tim-n-va](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim-n-va)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-popes/948049/64 "2021-08-18T16:12:56Z")

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The Borgias.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-popes/948049/65 "2021-08-18T16:17:35Z")

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[Historical](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Alexander_VI). (sorry if you meant it ironically and doubted the finer aspects of the historical authenticity of the series)

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-popes/948049/66 "2021-08-18T16:25:07Z")

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How did we get to 64 posts without John Cleese?  
[Why Michelangelo Didn’t Paint the Last Supper  
 ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Aj7W3g1qo)

I’m the bloody Pope! I may not know much about art, but I know what I like!

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**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-popes/948049/67 "2021-08-18T17:25:40Z")

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Post #22

> [@Banksiaman](#):
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> We also have the Monty Python Michelangelo sketch with John Cleese as the Pope.

Straight Dope axiom: as soon as you type the words “How did we get to post…” you’re in trouble!

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-popes/948049/68 "2021-08-18T17:58:39Z")

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Sorry: you’re quite right. I did scan through the thread, but missed that one.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-popes/948049/69 "2021-08-18T18:04:46Z")

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> [@carrps](#):
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> Played by – Shirley the python.

Well, I guess you _can_ call her “Shirley.”

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