# Fictional Villains That Are Less Cool Than Their Lackeys, Minions, or Muscle

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-villains-that-are-less-cool-than-their-lackeys-minions-or-muscle/536486>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 17, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-villains-that-are-less-cool-than-their-lackeys-minions-or-muscle/536486 "2010-04-17T21:54:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-villains-that-are-less-cool-than-their-lackeys-minions-or-muscle/536486/81 "2010-04-25T02:09:33Z")

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> [@Sitnam](#):
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> I don’t know what you’re smoking but Zapp is Kirk cranked to 11, he’s the epitome of confident. Who else would say, “If it’s one thing I don’t need, it’s your “I-don’t-think-that’s-wise” attitude!”.

You can’t be cool if you’re a clown.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fictional-villains-that-are-less-cool-than-their-lackeys-minions-or-muscle/536486/82 "2010-04-25T04:00:30Z")

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> [@Gustav](#):
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> Clarence Boddicker in Robocop was infinitely cooler than the douchebag whatshisname he worked for.

Dick Jones.

Clarence Boddicker was infinitely cooler than everyone else in the movie. Perhaps in the entire world of moviedom. He’s the best bad guy ever.

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