# FIFA Women's World Cup Final: USA v. Japan Commentary Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 17, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361 "2011-07-17T18:01:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/1 "2011-07-17T18:01:03Z")

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Thought I would create a new thread for the watchers of today’s game. Go USA!

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/2 "2011-07-17T18:05:50Z")

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Watching the pre-game commentary, it looks like they’ve substantially switched up their positioning to a much more defensive stance. They’re really depending on Wambach to get those crosses with some support from newly starting Cheney.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/3 "2011-07-17T18:59:40Z")

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Should be 3-0 US in the 13th.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/4 "2011-07-17T19:01:19Z")

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No kidding, a ton of pressure by the US early on.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/5 "2011-07-17T19:05:32Z")

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They need to score one so frustration doesn’t set in.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/6 "2011-07-17T19:14:50Z")

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HOLY COW!

Come on Abby!

Where’s a gust of wind when you need one?!?!?!?!

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**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/7 "2011-07-17T19:15:03Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> They need to score one so frustration doesn’t set in.

Exactly. Frustrating their opponents despite having close calls is the way Japan has beaten the supposedly better teams.

Although I predict that the US will manage to score on a corner one of these times, even though Japan’s done a good job in the previous games as well.

_edit: That miss was just really unlucky, so maybe the US will be encouraged to keep trying._

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/8 "2011-07-17T19:15:55Z")

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Good lord they’ve had a lot of close shots. Let’s get one in!!!

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**Author:** ![deanc2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/53a042/32.png) [@deanc2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deanc2000)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/9 "2011-07-17T19:20:50Z")

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As I was watching I just noticed there was something missing…I realized I didn’t have a headache from the stupid vuzuvelas from the men’s world cup.

Someone must have really put their foot down about those terrible things.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/10 "2011-07-17T19:21:48Z")

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Something tells me Germany is more proactive about controlling the environmental aspects of the World Cup than the South Africans. But we are all thankful.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/11 "2011-07-17T19:22:11Z")

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Twelve shots in 30 minutes is nuts. The US could have 6 and not even be that lucky for it.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/12 "2011-07-17T19:23:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Twelve shots in 30 minutes is nuts. The US could have 6 and not even be that lucky for it.

…I think you hear us knockin’…

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/13 "2011-07-17T19:33:19Z")

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Tied 0-0 at half time, US has outshot Japan by a huge margin, 12-4 at the end of this half. The US looks to be dominating the possession so far, but man oh man have they had a lot of close shots. They really need to capitalize on those opportunities early in the second half!

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/14 "2011-07-17T19:50:54Z")

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Crap that last one was close.

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**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/15 "2011-07-17T20:09:53Z")

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Alex Morgan!!!

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/16 "2011-07-17T20:10:17Z")

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W00T!

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/17 "2011-07-17T20:10:39Z")

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1-0 USA on a goal by Morgan! FINALLY!

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/18 "2011-07-17T20:11:23Z")

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[QUOTE= me]  
…I think you hear us knockin’…  
[/QUOTE]

…and I think we’re comin’ in!!!

Goooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllll!!!

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/19 "2011-07-17T20:18:09Z")

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Too bad about Cheney’s ankle but it looks like Morgan might really be finding her spot here.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-womens-world-cup-final-usa-v-japan-commentary-thread/589361/20 "2011-07-17T20:21:46Z")

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Terrible clearing by the defense. 1-1

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