# FIFA World Cup 2026 - discussion etc

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** football-soccer-fifa\
**Created:** [October 14, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962 "2025-10-14T15:43:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3941 "2026-07-11T22:25:14Z")

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Sorloth as a 6’4" “winger” is never going to get to that through ball.

Wonder if Norway could just time some balls over the top for Haaland to go get it. Chuck it up for Megatron and he’ll win.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3942 "2026-07-11T22:27:24Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> Wonder if Norway could just time some balls over the top for Haaland to go get it. Chuck it up for Megatron and he’ll win.

Has that happened ever once in build-up? Seems like the time to try.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3943 "2026-07-11T22:29:22Z")

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Not this game, but I’m seeing Haaland 45 yards from goal with Norway dinking it around and it just feels like Odegaard chipping something just over Stone’s head would be really dangerous.

I feel like a lot of his goals for Dortmund were like that.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3944 "2026-07-11T22:30:23Z")

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Who has been the bigger influence on this game so far, Kane or Haaland?

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**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3945 "2026-07-11T22:31:11Z")

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I like England’s lineup in general but if the midfield is troubled this much by Norway’s pressure, how are they going to handle what’s thrown at them the next two games (assuming they advance)? With the exception of Odegaard, who I have loved long time, that’s not a murderer’s row in the Norwegian midfield.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3946 "2026-07-11T22:31:27Z")

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Haaland through his influence on the defensive posture, IMO. Neither’s had a ton to do on the ball.

Apparently England’s goal started with a deflection off the overhead camera’s cable. Ugh.

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3947 "2026-07-11T22:32:31Z")

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I think the answer is, we wouldn’t (cope). Strong ball playing midfields have been our Achilles’ Heel for about a million years.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3948 "2026-07-11T22:33:02Z")

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1-1 hydration break. It looks like there will be a bunch of substitutions.

The hydration break worked well for Norway last time.

There will be a goodly amount of extra time at the end of this.

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3949 "2026-07-11T22:35:47Z")

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While I well sympathize for the universal disdain of hydration breaks, I’m glad they’re happening for this blistering Miami game.

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3950 "2026-07-11T22:36:58Z")

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Yes it is 100% merited here. Just not in an air conditioned stadium at room temperature.

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3951 "2026-07-11T22:40:15Z")

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Good heavens that was a scrum.

Norway had 3-4 chances there.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3952 "2026-07-11T22:40:18Z")

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At first glance I thought the penalty claim was BS, but if you were sadistic, Konsa was pushing the attacker’s head down with his forearm.

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3953 "2026-07-11T22:42:48Z")

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nevermind

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3954 "2026-07-11T22:44:39Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> Haaland through his influence on the defensive posture, IMO.

Haaland is like one of those 3D diagrams of gravity deforming a plane; everything kind of deforms around him.

On the other hand, Kane actually tracks back/defends, and he’s had a few key defensive plays. But I’d still say Haaland.

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3955 "2026-07-11T22:47:49Z")

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They showed Magnus Carlsen at the game…

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3956 "2026-07-11T22:48:13Z")

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Nice midfield Norwegian throughball to set up that last play.

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3957 "2026-07-11T22:48:31Z")

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Not looking good for England if it goes an extra 30. They look more worn. Wonder if it’s the altitude change.

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3958 "2026-07-11T22:48:57Z")

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Followed by a terrible chess analogy by the Fox announcers: “both sides still have their king on the board!”.

Yes. That is how chess works…

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3959 "2026-07-11T22:50:17Z")

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Fine deking by Saka to set up a close call on goal.

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fifa-world-cup-2026-discussion-etc/1023962/3960 "2026-07-11T22:50:38Z")

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Wow. Close call.

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