# Fighting sequential thread titles since 1973
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 6, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224 "2006-02-06T13:23:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/1 "2006-02-06T13:23:41Z")
**What is in the layer that forms on top of boiled milk?
Fantasy/sci-fi molecules**
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### Author:  [@mkl12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkl12)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2006, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/2 "2006-02-06T13:28:34Z")
So, anyone doing anything fun today?
A police officer pointed a gun at me today
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/3 "2006-02-06T20:56:50Z")
Cafe Society:
\*\* How was Evita received in Argentina?
Wrong music \*\*
Asked and answered
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/4 "2006-02-06T21:05:41Z")
I searched “Fluffernutter” and got this:
\*\* Least Likely Causes of Death in Elephants
Biker Gang of Fools\*\*
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2006, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/5 "2006-02-06T21:39:16Z")
GQ:
**How do I give my company two weeks’ notice?
Unrestricted Submarine Warfare**
Isn’t that a bit…harsh?
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### Author:  [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2006, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/6 "2006-02-06T21:58:08Z")
**Thank Og the Air Force is run by pussies.
Airplane mistakes I have made. (long)**
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2006, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/7 "2006-02-07T09:05:25Z")
> [@Ludovic](#):
>
> GQ:
>
> **How do I give my company two weeks’ notice?
> Unrestricted Submarine Warfare**
>
> Isn’t that a bit…harsh?
No, the fuckers _deserve_ it! :mad:
😃
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2006, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/8 "2006-02-07T18:39:49Z")
IMHO:
**What won’t you wear?
Anyone else wear Garanimals?**
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/9 "2006-02-08T01:48:48Z")
GQ:
\*\*penis question- hope this is appropriate
Are police officers always “on duty”?
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/10 "2006-02-08T02:00:33Z")
An oh-so-wrong sequence from the BBQ Pit:
**Ever get the feeling that a buttfuck was imminent?
This was so righteous!**
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### Author:  [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/11 "2006-02-08T13:06:09Z")
Two from IMHO:
\*\*I Need Butt Muscle.
Bare Necessities
WOW. French face transplant lady…
I don’t WANT to smell like Paris!\*\*
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/12 "2006-02-08T15:06:13Z")
Right now, in MPSIMS.
**Is your penis length longer or shorter than average?
What’s your pocketknife?**
Well, one can certainly negate the other, eh? :eek:
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2006, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/13 "2006-02-08T15:30:07Z")
Right now in the Pit:
\*\*Ever get the feeling that a buttfuck was imminent?
Fucking Body Armor? Again?\*\*
I guess that would help. Especially the pants.
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2006, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/14 "2006-02-08T15:30:39Z")
\*\*Cutters: Give them clean blades to “self harm”?
Things that are none of your business but make you go "Ugh!’ anyway? \*\*
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### Author:  [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/15 "2006-02-08T18:27:02Z")
**Dear Mr. Quixote…
Is your penis longer or shorter than average?**
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### Author:  [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/16 "2006-02-08T20:12:23Z")
Go to first new post GOP chairwoman calls for ‘complete review’ of NSA eavesdropping
Ever get the feeling that a buttfuck was imminent?
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### Author:  [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/17 "2006-02-08T20:17:58Z")
Dearest Mr. Quixote…
Envy Me
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### Author:  [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/18 "2006-02-09T01:42:27Z")
BBQ Pit:
\*\*Ever get the feeling that a buttfuck was imminent?
Get bent. B-E-N-T. Bent. \*\*
Well, I do _now_…
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/19 "2006-02-09T02:05:56Z")
In MPSIMS
It’s The Sausage Creature’s Birthday!
Latest on Fred Phelps
Kiwi Dopers: Interested in a Get-Together?
The Siren Call of McDonalds
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2006, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fighting-sequential-thread-titles-since-1973/343224/20 "2006-02-09T02:20:21Z")
I won’t put chemicals into my body.
Broccolini: a genetically modified food or not?
A before & after:
The Aristocrats joke
Is it legal to do this?
How do skiers learn to long jump without crippling themselves?
Impacted earwax
What is my car heater up to?
So I’m Watching “The Gong Show Movie” . . .
Movies that just plain piss you off
Have you ever really hated someone?
A Blue Screen of Death (Computer Question)
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