# Filet o' Fish:  Worst Fast Food Ever?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 26, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215 "2011-08-26T20:25:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/41 "2011-08-27T04:09:00Z")

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In the early nineties, it was all I would eat at McDoinalds, if McDonalds was my only option. (Is that an endorsement? I’m not sure.)

Not as bad as a Big Mac, Quarter Pounder, or “Hamburger,” anyway. The Filet-o-fish at least doesn’t seem like a sad parody of something that ought to be better. (Though even then I could never bring myself to ask for one by it’s trade name - it’s just too goddamned silly. “I’ll have a fish sandwich.”)

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**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/42 "2011-08-27T04:30:36Z")

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One of the best meals I ever ate was a Filet-o-Fish and fries at the McDonald’s in Algeciras, Spain after 4 months of eating nothing but Spanish food. Mmm, good old American-flavored grease!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/43 "2011-08-27T04:36:13Z")

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In eleven years, this is my most controversial thread. Doesn’t make them taste better.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/44 "2011-08-27T04:47:56Z")

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> [@salinqmind](#):
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> I guess I’m all alone here, because I like BK fish. Though whenever I order one at the drive thru, I have to go park and wait until they cook it and bring it out to me. I bought some frozen White Castle burgers for my husband and heated them per instructions, and I have seldom seen him become so ill. He was sick for two days. I don’t know what all that was about, but I guess I’m taking frozen White Castle burgers out of rotation.

**salin** -I like Big Fish too! When I’m not in a burger mood, they are great. _Hides head in shame_

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/45 "2011-08-27T05:03:01Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> You’re not supposed to enjoy a filet-o-fish. You eat them to do penance.

This should move to QD. A Pre-V-II part of me understands this. Few people today understand Penance as the Mortification of the Flesh. Eating crab or lobster instead of steak is hardly mortifying.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/46 "2011-08-27T05:32:25Z")

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Filet-O-Fish, extra tartar sauce, extra rehydrated Onions. Some packet ketchup to dip in.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/47 "2011-08-27T05:34:08Z")

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Extra Cheese, if you wanna suck the Filet-O-Teet.

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**Author:** ![Cara\_mel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@Cara\_mel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cara_mel)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/48 "2011-08-27T05:38:41Z")

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Filet o’ fish is not the worst, it’s the best.

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**Author:** ![Eugene\_of\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@Eugene\_of\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eugene_of_Sandwich)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/49 "2011-08-27T05:49:09Z")

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I patronize MickeyD’s so rarely I usually go with my default order of a Big Mac and a Royale w/cheese. But I do enjoy tossing down a FoF or two with a large order of fries and frosty beverage every year or two. And then I’m good.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/50 "2011-08-27T05:59:18Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> In eleven years, this is my most controversial thread.

Imagine what would have happened if you had pitted them instead?

🙂

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/51 "2011-08-27T06:15:20Z")

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> [@lavenderviolet](#):
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> Back before I became a vegetarian, I used to occasionally get very strong cravings for a Filet O Fish. The more tartar sauce the better. I kind of miss it, but not enough to try vegetarian fish substitutes (especially because I generally don’t like fish - the FoF was an exception).  
> The McRib was pretty awesome too actually. Thankfully, there’s a company that makes a [pretty tasty vegetarian version of a McRib patty](http://www.morningstarfarms.com/MorningStarFarmsHickoryBBQRiblets_16331.html) so I don’t really miss the McRib.

I can’t believe someone gave my exact answer about the FoF. I was even getting a craving while reading the thread. But I’d probably get sick if I ate one now.

I’ll have to try those McRibs sometime.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/52 "2011-08-27T15:03:59Z")

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> [@salinqmind](#):
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> I guess I’m all alone here, because I like BK fish.

I don’t have them as often as the MacDonalds version but it was pretty good (the gross looking image in a previous post notwithstanding). At the very least it’s bigger than the FO’F.

I remember when they called them The Whaler.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/53 "2011-08-27T16:26:51Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Alice, you do realize you just described using a deep-fried filet with a dollop of tartar sauce and maybe some pickle slices on a bun in a role normally held by dry toast and some warm 7-Up? You have a cast iron constitution.
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> ETA: I forgot the highly digestible :rolleyes: plastic cheese.

Another reason I eat it is because it doesn’t upset my stomach, so I can see **Alice** ’s point. The processing of food actually makes it more easily and rapidly digestible, and I think the filet-o-fish is probably one of the most easily digestible offerings there is.

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/54 "2011-08-27T16:42:23Z")

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The Wendy’s fish sandwich is **good**. Just saying.

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/55 "2011-08-27T16:48:33Z")

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> [@Quimby](#):
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> I don’t have them as often as the MacDonalds version but it was pretty good (the gross looking image in a previous post notwithstanding). At the very least it’s bigger than the FO’F.

An odd phenomenon, and maybe it’s just me, but the BK fish is too big for me, and yet I’ll eat 2 Filet-O-Fish’s in a sitting.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/56 "2011-08-27T20:13:06Z")

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> [@Quimby](#):
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> I don’t have them as often as the MacDonalds version but it was pretty good (the gross looking image in a previous post notwithstanding). At the very least it’s bigger than the FO’F.
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> I remember when they called them The Whaler.

I remember when BK sandwiches (the big ones anyway) came in beige boxes, with the name on the front flap.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/57 "2011-08-27T20:41:32Z")

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[http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/\_ylt=AoaG\_1uXjBNwy0HwWoHvFnZgbqU5/SIG=12iqqp70g/\*\*http%3A//thestir.cafemom.com/food\_party/101170/kfcs\_double\_down\_legitimate\_menu](http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=AoaG_1uXjBNwy0HwWoHvFnZgbqU5/SIG=12iqqp70g/**http%3A//thestir.cafemom.com/food_party/101170/kfcs_double_down_legitimate_menu)

This. The KFC “Double Down” sandwich. :dubious: My arteries are hardening just thinking about this monstrosity.

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/58 "2011-08-27T21:04:35Z")

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> [@jamiemcgarry](#):
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> [http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/\_ylt=AoaG\_1uXjBNwy0HwWoHvFnZgbqU5/SIG=12iqqp70g/\*\*http%3A//thestir.cafemom.com/food\_party/101170/kfcs\_double\_down\_legitimate\_menu](http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=AoaG_1uXjBNwy0HwWoHvFnZgbqU5/SIG=12iqqp70g/**http%3A//thestir.cafemom.com/food_party/101170/kfcs_double_down_legitimate_menu)
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> This. The KFC “Double Down” sandwich. :dubious: My arteries are hardening just thinking about this monstrosity.

Meh. It’s too much food for one sitting for me, but I’m sure it’s reasonably tasty. Bacon, cheese, fried chicken…what’s not to love? The only really notable thing about this sandwich is that it lacks a bun.

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/59 "2011-08-27T21:42:17Z")

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Had a Filet 'O Fish for lunch today. It was yummy.

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**Author:** ![Doody\_Pants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@Doody\_Pants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doody_Pants)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/filet-o-fish-worst-fast-food-ever/594215/60 "2011-08-27T21:52:37Z")

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On the rare occasion that we get McD’s, the only thing my usually not-picky 7 year old son will eat is a Filet O Fish with no cheese or tartar sauce. He thinks a “giant fish stick” in a bun is the best thing ever. They are just ‘meh’ for me.

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