# FINALLY! A new Sequential Threads thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412 "2015-11-12T21:56:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/1 "2015-11-12T21:56:31Z")
**Would you turn in your significant other for a crime? When do you leave you house in the morning and when do you return?** My wife wants to know. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2015, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/2 "2015-11-12T22:02:47Z")
**I’m a Baby of the Atomic Bomb — and So Are You Why are middle-aged white Americans dying/killing themselves?** Radiation poisoning? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/3 "2015-11-13T00:04:16Z")
**Universal Health Care in Colorado! They changed my granola bar** But… But they _said_ if we liked our existing healthy(-ish) snack, we could keep it! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/4 "2015-11-13T00:44:24Z")
\*\* Trudeau’s Cabinet Anyone seen this sort of chronic procrastination behaviour before? \*\* If it keeps on like this, Trudeau’s Kitchen won’t ever be done! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/5 "2015-11-13T02:55:37Z")
\*\*More Shodan Training Issues (from Leet the Wonder Dog) This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/6 "2015-11-13T07:18:15Z")
**We’re both bi and we want to add another man in the mix So, I got laid off today…** Maybe a Threesome will help make you feel better. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/7 "2015-11-13T08:00:34Z")
**Things you know that it never occurred to you others wouldn’t know… When do you leave you house in the morning and when do you return?** You mean to say the rest of you _don’t_ follow my every move with breathless anticipation? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/8 "2015-11-13T18:17:30Z")
\*\* It’s Edmund Fitzgerald Day Gale Force Winds - A Blustery MMP \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/9 "2015-11-13T18:44:45Z")
**Positive Gun News of the Day I’m getting married!** Was a shotgun involved? ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/10 "2015-11-13T19:10:18Z")
**What are the words to “Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts.” Pure random silliness thread?** That’s a good start. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/11 "2015-11-13T19:14:54Z")
\*\* SSDs and motherboards Racial/ Other Insensivity based on mistaking a name - can this be discussed thoughtfully?\*\* No, I did _not_ call you a motherf\*\*\*\*r with STDs! But after thoughtful consideration… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/12 "2015-11-13T19:18:45Z")
\*\* If I put this uranium ore down my underpants what would happen? New type of popup, and how to block it \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/13 "2015-11-13T19:53:54Z")
**Positive Gun News of the Day Universal Health Care in Colorado!** WOOHOO! Now you don’t have to care _where_ the bullets go! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/14 "2015-11-13T21:19:14Z")
**Homeschool family not educating kids expecting rapture: what should happen in court? I dont understand religion…** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/15 "2015-11-13T21:52:13Z")
**WTF is going to Hit the Earth within a month(?) New Cat** Some people suspect that cats are aliens. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/16 "2015-11-13T22:32:19Z")
\*\* It’s Edmund Fitzgerald Day I’m getting married! \*\* “Fellas, it’s been good to know ya.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2015, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/17 "2015-11-14T00:50:36Z")
**The Ethics of Zoos I dont understand religion…** Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you said ‘The Ethics of **Zeus** ’. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2015, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/18 "2015-11-14T01:50:46Z")
**Scores killed in explosions and shootout in Paris. Hostages being held.** **Christmas, Jesus and God are doomed…** Well no, but maybe Ramadan. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2015, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/19 "2015-11-14T06:17:20Z")
\*\* If I put this uranium ore down my underpants what would happen? Various causes of death–enumerating\*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2015, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412/20 "2015-11-14T06:36:27Z")
**If There Were Intelligent Life on Mars The Ethics of Zoos** “…the majestic silverback gorilla. Now in this next cage we have one of the very few specimens of _Homunculus viridis Martianis_ in captivity. Careful! Don’t get too close to the force-field!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-new-sequential-threads-thread/737412.md?page=2)