# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/1 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")
\*\*People on the Internet sure are smart! Yeah, I’m pretty much an idiot, yes? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/2 "2010-07-09T20:56:03Z")
\*\*How did you pick your pet? Holy Crap! I had a baby!\*\* That’s one way to do it I suppose! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/3 "2010-07-09T21:26:52Z")
Lamb fries Am I nuts to give kids responsibility? ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/4 "2010-07-09T21:37:01Z")
**What Happened To The Card Table? Poor Design** ---
**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/5 "2010-07-09T21:47:14Z")
What Do Libraians Do? Ask The Chick Who’s Six Months Pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/6 "2010-07-09T21:54:02Z")
\*\*My Cat has a new jacket \*\* **Yeah, I’m pretty much an idiot, yes?** Hey, I don’t judge…😛 ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/7 "2010-07-10T07:08:17Z")
\*\* Big thanks to Ontario’s road construction crews Poor Design \*\* Yea, thanks… for NOTHING! ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2010, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/8 "2010-07-10T10:42:18Z")
\*\*Confusing situation? Yeah, I’m pretty much an idiot, yes?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2010, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/9 "2010-07-10T10:49:07Z")
**Does Gotham City permit handguns?** **Give Blood** **Confusing situation?** **Does new technology make you feel old?** **Can you perform this simple, common feat?** **Does new technology make you feel old?** **Practical Tips for Camping?** **Could you knock out an enraged chimp?** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/10 "2010-07-10T23:13:04Z")
\*\*What do librarians do? Could you knock out an enraged chimp? \*\* Heck yeah. Librarians kick ass! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/11 "2010-07-12T19:51:23Z")
\*\*Men: What Makes You Feel Appreciated? Do you want the ball? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/12 "2010-07-13T03:29:00Z")
**Ask the Guy who is Running for Office And the dumbest person on the planet is…** I’d vote for you for a dollar! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/13 "2010-07-13T03:30:00Z")
And now that I’ve posted… **Finally! A smart sequential thread! And the dumbest person on the planet is…** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/14 "2010-07-13T04:44:16Z")
**Recommend me a soft drink, please Niagara Falls Info** Thirsty, much? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/15 "2010-07-13T12:31:10Z")
\*\* Questions for the lawyers here Poll: Big Balls, Small Balls, All Balls?\*\* Enormous Ones, of course. Or maybe they’re “All Balls”. \*\* How to trick people into thinking you’re good looking Ask the Guy who is Running for Office \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/16 "2010-07-13T12:44:31Z")
\*\* Open Letter to People Who Want Publishing Advice Any of y’all want to sell your soul? \*\* If that’s what it takes… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/17 "2010-07-13T13:16:03Z")
\*\*And the dumbest person on the planet is… Dreaming of writing a Math Final. \*\* Q1. How is babby formed? A1) Three! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/18 "2010-07-13T15:40:06Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > \*\*What do librarians do? > Could you knock out an enraged chimp? \*\* > > Heck yeah. Librarians kick ass! Orangutan vs chimp; we’re cheering for the orang! (Although it seems the winner would depend on whether they’re [in the trees or on the ground](http://en.allexperts.com/q/Interspecies-Conflict-3754/2008/2/Interspecies-conflict-fights-1.htm)). ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/19 "2010-07-13T15:48:26Z")
\*\* And the dumbest person on the planet is… Yeah, I’m pretty much an idiot, yes?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/20 "2010-07-13T17:16:43Z")
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