# Finally! A smart sequential thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/181 "2010-07-25T19:42:29Z")

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**I really hate feeling like crap.**

**List of things NOT to do while 36 weeks pregnant.**

**Aaahh!**

**Bugger. I had to go to the emergency room Friday night.**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/182 "2010-07-25T19:50:42Z")

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**Meet the 2012 Olympic mascots  
Full Frontal Nudity**

Alright! Now that’s what I’m talking about!

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/183 "2010-07-25T19:59:55Z")

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**Chicago Underworld  
If you are inclined to sell your blood where can you sell it, and how much is it typically worth?**

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/184 "2010-07-25T23:20:46Z")

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\*\*Go to first new post He’s Not Ready For A Child, And I’m Sad.  
Found my brother-in-law’s diary in my wife’s underwear drawer \*\*

**My Mid-life Crisis  
Aaahh!**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/185 "2010-07-26T00:48:32Z")

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\*\* Is there a socially acceptable way to tell someone their breath smells?  
Fun Stuff to do With a Laser Pointer\*\*

Works great on flatulence too.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/186 "2010-07-26T01:15:12Z")

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**Time lapse video of Lois the Corpse Flower blooming  
Is there a socially acceptable way to tell someone their breath smells?** - See the above.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/187 "2010-07-26T08:29:50Z")

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**Little sounds that cause terror in your adult self.  
Aaahh!**

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/188 "2010-07-26T08:32:42Z")

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**Interpret this dream using your arcane knowledge  
Eight shades of bizarre: a donkey flies in Russia**

I don’t even know where to begin.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/189 "2010-07-26T11:08:18Z")

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**Things not to say during a break-up conversation  
Full Frontal Nudity**

**You steal a camera during MY Workshop? Fuck you, you piece of messed-up shit !  
RO: Palestinian jailed for being Palestinian**

**The awful CAPS FOR EMPHASIS disease  
Fallujah children’s 'genetic damage’**

I didn’t realize it was caused by a genetic condition.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/190 "2010-07-26T12:20:02Z")

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\*\* How long for garlic to leave your system?  
Mass Mosquito Extinction (need answers fast!) \*\*

You’re an environmental disaster! Come breathe in my yard.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/191 "2010-07-26T12:29:47Z")

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\*\*Practical Tips for Camping  
Your favorite colonoscopy prep regimen? (need answer fast) \*\*

#1: Get your own tent.  
#2: Camp in another state.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/192 "2010-07-26T13:00:00Z")

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/193 "2010-07-26T13:08:37Z")

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**Okay, what’s a “hot mess”?  
Burt’s pee bottle in Semi-tough**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/194 "2010-07-26T13:33:32Z")

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\*\*What happens after you get arrested?  
Homosexuality & Heterosexuality \*\*

Notice which one comes _first_. You have to earn conjucal visits.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/195 "2010-07-26T14:11:33Z")

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A Great Debates threesome:

\*\*What was the first totalitarian regime?  
Are we being fair to Hitler?  
Where’s the most racist/xenophobic area in your country? In the world? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/196 "2010-07-26T14:14:46Z")

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I’ll see your three…and call.

\*\* Could the U.S. become a fascist state?  
What was the first totalitarian regime?  
Are we being fair to Hitler?\*\*

No, this is being dreadfully unfair to Hitler, who’s the fascistingest of all.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/197 "2010-07-26T14:37:42Z")

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\*\* The Mini Un-Rant Thread - Your Place to Squee

Aaahh! \*\*

[Sir Ector] No – It’s “Squee!” , in the center of your mouth[/Sir Ector]

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/198 "2010-07-26T16:05:17Z")

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**Niagara Falls Info  
Poll: Men: do you ever pee sitting down?**

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/199 "2010-07-26T17:04:29Z")

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**What surprises have your pets brought home for you?  
Found my brother-in-law’s diary in my wife’s underwear drawer**

So _that’s_ how it happened.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/200 "2010-07-26T17:14:06Z")

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\*\*My Evening with the Out of Control Dog  
Bugger. I had to go to the emergency room Friday night.  
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Rough dog!  
ETA: you know it would be even funnier if they are read without the line break:  
\*\*My Evening with the Out of Control Dog Bugger. I had to go to the emergency room Friday night.  
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