# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/221 "2010-07-28T01:35:36Z")
\*\*AAAAAHHHH, the world is going to end next year!!! Doper Party 5/21/11. \*\* :D:D:D CURSES!! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/222 "2010-07-28T01:53:53Z")
**Well…it’s back to unemployment for me Unheartfelt condolences** Bummer dude. Hope you can get another job doing…whatever it was you did around here. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/223 "2010-07-28T10:21:35Z")
**Tiny, Insignificant Things That Tick You Off So a plane crashed in my backyard this morning** That’s hardly insignificant! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/224 "2010-07-28T12:33:26Z")
\*\*Ever been tied up? The Dinosaurs Died Out …From… \*\* Yes, it’s true. Dinosaur bondage has been well-documented in the fossil record. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/225 "2010-07-28T19:23:31Z")
**Things the opposite sex just doesn’t get. Tell me about Phi Beta Kappa** You wimmin wouldln’t understand. **How do tourists annoy you? Taking empty popcorn tubs out of the garbage and getting free refills.** It really pisses me off when they pile out of the tour buses and do this. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/226 "2010-07-28T21:00:50Z")
**A question for diabetics What age did you first see porn?** and how did it affect your insulin levels? **How pushy to be when applying for a job Ever been tied up?** That might be a little too pushy…unless the job is in Diabetic Porn (Band Name!) **How does one get a job as a nurse? Is this a dumb idea?** not as dumb as a job in Diabetic Porn… **What’s the ice cream truck playing where you are? Tell me about being a landlord** By the heavy metal band “Diabetic Porn” ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/227 "2010-07-28T22:14:54Z")
**Some Ethanol Production Questions. Need help from Dope chemists, poisoners** **Looking for a job: where to go now? Am I going to go into labour soon?** _Blue collar job._ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/228 "2010-07-28T23:10:45Z")
**Your 11 Year Old Daughter is Getting Sexted by a 13 Year Old Boy: What Do You Do? You put WHAT in your mouth?** Now, now - let’s not be judgmental. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/229 "2010-07-28T23:50:46Z")
**Tell me about temping… AAAAAHHHH, the world is going to end next year!!!** Oh well, not much point looking for a permanent job then… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/230 "2010-07-29T01:28:49Z")
**Why do I do this? (Angry Fantasies) Things to do on vacation in NY with a 15 month-old** Whatever you do, DON’T carry out you angry fantasies on him/her. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/231 "2010-07-29T01:33:48Z")
From IMHO: **You put WHAT in your mouth? Much Ado About Bisexuality** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/232 "2010-07-29T01:53:09Z")
**I am your better. Do as I say. Let’s Debate Afghanistan In The Pit.** Sir, yes sir! Right away sir! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/233 "2010-07-29T05:50:19Z")
**Interpret this dream using your arcane knowledge Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in feud with sea monster. Newslink** It means you’re late for your Calculus final and besides, you never went to class anyway. Good on you though - none of my dreams ever made the news. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/234 "2010-07-29T06:53:39Z")
**How pushy to be when applying for a job You put WHAT in your mouth?** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/235 "2010-07-29T09:52:11Z")
**How to ship a large package-- please help! Super Strong Concrete** _The shipping weight will cost you a fortune._ ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/236 "2010-07-29T10:53:44Z")
**Why are “math people” this way? Anyone Have Any Advice For Looking After a Three Legged Cat?** _One little brain fart and Schrödinger’s Cat is missing a leg._ **Going out of the country for 1st time: Things I need to know? Am I going to go into labour soon?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/237 "2010-07-29T10:58:06Z")
**Going out of the country for 1st time: Things I need to know? Am I going to go into labour soon?** You should definitely find that out before leaving the country. ETA: Crap, didn’t see that you beat me to it **Harmonious Discord**. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/238 "2010-07-29T13:11:24Z")
**I’m going to run a half-marathon! Unheartfelt condolences** Hey, break a leg. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/239 "2010-07-29T13:49:38Z")
\*\*What involuntary bodily functions are you really, really great at? You put WHAT in your mouth? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/240 "2010-07-29T13:54:29Z")
\*\*Your Favorite “Seinfeld” Episode? Le Diner de Cons / Dinner for Schmucks \*\* When I was a litle girl in Poland, I had a pony. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=13)