# Finally! A smart sequential thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/241 "2010-07-29T15:28:19Z")

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**Pro-Life=Fundamentalist Moron  
More SDMB arguments I’m sick of**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/242 "2010-07-29T18:37:56Z")

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**Lethal over the counter medicines?  
Mass Mosquito Extinction (need answers fast!)**

The problem isn’t finding something lethal. It’s getting them to swallow the pills.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/243 "2010-07-29T19:52:17Z")

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\*\*What fictional things scared you as a child?  
Darth Vader and the destruction of the first Death Star \*\*

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/244 "2010-07-29T20:34:17Z")

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\*\*Tiny, Insignificant Things That Tick You Off

If I hear the words “I only date tall guys” one more time… \*\*

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**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/245 "2010-07-30T02:25:27Z")

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From Cafe Society:

\*\*I bet I’m the only person on this board who likes…

Howard Stern\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/246 "2010-07-30T02:44:49Z")

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**Ask a Light Rail Operator  
What involuntary bodily functions are you really, really great at?**

Hope it’s not hiccuping, I like a smooth ride.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/247 "2010-07-30T04:06:48Z")

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**What fictional things scared you as a child?**  
**Howard Stern**

I knew that dude wasn’t real.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/248 "2010-07-30T05:41:40Z")

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\*\*If I hear the words “I only date tall guys” one more time…  
Tiny, Insignificant Things That Tick You Off \*\*

You know, you can turn down short men without calling them insignificant and annoying.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/249 "2010-07-30T08:14:17Z")

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**Now that Ricky is out, what celebrities “everybody knows” are gay remain?  
Howard Stern**

I really don’t think so.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/250 "2010-07-30T12:05:09Z")

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**What is causing this stink?  
Do bystanders have a legal obligation to prevent suicide?**  
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You put WHAT in your mouth?  
Is Sarah Palin doing a good job?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/251 "2010-07-30T15:07:32Z")

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**F@\*& you Shirley Sherrod!  
McDonald’s Restaurant Rest Rooms - AIIIEEE! The FILTH!**

She’s taken her prehensile rectum to McDonald’s? The woman must be stopped.

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/252 "2010-07-30T19:32:58Z")

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**Lies you’ve told your kids  
“I don’t have any naked pictures of you.” Porn discussion.**

:eek: :eek: :eek:

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/253 "2010-07-30T19:45:32Z")

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**There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing…  
Time Travel Question…**

_You need to leave before the viking invasion._

**Dog has pancreatitis - need advice. TMI doggy wise.  
Do The Chinese Think We Are Idiots?**

_Yes! They would just eat the dog. Problem solved._

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/254 "2010-07-30T23:21:43Z")

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**When you hear on the news: gang member kill rival gangster?  
Tell me your moving horror stories.**

So, as the Bloods were helping me move my furniture into the U-Haul, a car-full of Crips drove by and shot one of the movers. :eek:

I’m never having gangstas help me move again.  
**Are black women generally less attractive then white women?  
Why can’t I find people I like?  
The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread**

Stop being prejudiced, give black women a chance, and maybe you’ll find someone you like.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/255 "2010-07-31T04:40:22Z")

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\*\*Porn/erotica preferences  
Tell me about your experience with sleep aids. \*\*

It was going to be the greatest porn movie ever! But I dozed off right after the goat crashed the sorority party.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/256 "2010-07-31T08:13:30Z")

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\*\* There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing…  
Unheartfelt condolences\*\*

It’s your own silly fault!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/257 "2010-07-31T10:32:01Z")

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**superheroes who kill their opponents  
THOR trailer leaked online**

Thor? He’s not thor, he’s dead.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/258 "2010-07-31T14:32:23Z")

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**Is this legal? Sexual harassment question  
Can men ejaculate without orgasming? TMI, I suppose.**

**The thing that finally got you to start exercising?  
My 4 month old girl’s head is too big to lift!**

_My, you are extremely out of shape._

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/259 "2010-07-31T14:40:20Z")

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**How Much Are YOU Personally Willing To Pay To End Illegal Immigration?  
My Life**

Kamikaze border patrols? :eek:

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/260 "2010-07-31T17:44:16Z")

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**What do I need to know before challenging a Wolverine?  
Left-handed Vulcan salute**

Yes, proper etiquette before going into battle is to acknowledge the enemy.

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