# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/261 "2010-07-31T20:53:55Z")
**I thought this was cute for recently engaged… Non-stick cast-iron** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/262 "2010-07-31T21:46:35Z")
\*\* Wankers who whine about tourists in their towns Why do we have stop signs?\*\* It’s because of the @#$% TOURISTS! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/263 "2010-08-01T04:53:40Z")
**There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing… Its my one year anniversary!** So, did you forget to buy her a gift or did you buy her a bad one? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/264 "2010-08-01T05:11:39Z")
**What might this animal have been? Is my daughter too young to start shaving her legs?** I’m guessing she should have started quite awhile ago. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/265 "2010-08-02T02:09:25Z")
Main page sequential: **Meet Dixie…the new Doper Dog Why hasn’t this thing been banned yet?** We’re tough on animal acts. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/266 "2010-08-02T13:50:10Z")
**What causes heart attacks? Adding extra monitors to a pc running Vista.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/267 "2010-08-02T17:53:30Z")
\*\*Getting to know (prospective) in-laws Dick = Richard. Is that a generational thing? \*\* I’ve always thought that my brother-in-law = dick. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/268 "2010-08-02T19:24:13Z")
\*\*Most Dangerous Means of Transportation? Chelsea motherfucking Clinton… \*\* That’s not very nice! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/269 "2010-08-02T19:49:10Z")
**If I hear the words “I only date tall guys” one more time… There is a dead cat in the front yard** :eek: Dude, you’re mental! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/270 "2010-08-02T20:11:29Z")
**Time Travel Question… What is this weird bug?** First we’ll need to see a photo and second we need to know what time period you got it from. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/271 "2010-08-02T20:21:12Z")
\*\*What’s the best restaurant you’ve ever been to? Jane Austen’s Fight Club \*\* But I can’t talk about it. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/272 "2010-08-02T21:09:17Z")
\*\*Ask the guy who just got a vasectomy. I’m (finally) pregnant! \*\* I’d get a refund if I were you … ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/273 "2010-08-02T23:13:14Z")
\*\* Chelsea motherfucking Clinton… You’re in denial that you knocked her up\*\* It’s one of my many faults. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/274 "2010-08-03T04:37:25Z")
**Is This A Fox In My Yard? Ask the guy who just got a vasectomy.** How the hell would he know? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/275 "2010-08-03T05:46:03Z")
**Poll: Blonde or Blond? What’s the name of a woman who has black hair?** This is a trick question, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/276 "2010-08-03T07:10:05Z")
\*\*What does the French phrase “comme ci, comme ca” mean to you? Nice burps. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/277 "2010-08-03T10:20:08Z")
**Why haven’t these liberal things been banned? Hamburgers Or Cheeseburger?** You’d best stick to Freedom Fries \*\*How long would you wait before having sex with someone? Hispanic vs Latino vs Chicano? \*\* Give me three South American Ladies, a bottle of Viagra and a stopwatch. I’ll get back to you. Eventually. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/278 "2010-08-03T13:10:26Z")
**Be on the lookout for aurora borealis tomorrow Westboro Baptist Church’s new target** Yes, God hates the aurora borealis. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/279 "2010-08-03T13:37:24Z")
\*\*The Offensive Joke Thread Drunk Kills Nun \*\* Well, it’s no _Aristocrats_, but it has potential. ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/280 "2010-08-03T15:06:04Z")
\*\* Sexual obsession & mid-life crisis; this can’t end well \*\* \*\* Drunk Kills Nun \*\* The Coen brothers are looking at this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=15)