# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/281 "2010-08-03T17:24:06Z")
**More weird shit in everyday life WTF? My hair is stabbing me in the foot!** _Use less spiking glue._ **SDMB Photo geeks, is there something else I could have done to get this shot? Dinosaur with smaller forelimbs then T-Rex?** _Bummer it didn’t work out dude._ ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/282 "2010-08-03T17:28:25Z")
\*\* Happy birthday, Bob, BTW, there’s a helicopter in your yard… This week’s MMP More weird shit in everyday life \*\* \*\*Why did you put gum in the waterless urinal? Ask the guy who just got a vasectomy. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/283 "2010-08-03T17:51:13Z")
**Meet Dixie… the New Doper Dog! Army Dog Story** Now this I gotta hear. ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/284 "2010-08-03T19:39:09Z")
\*\*The Dirty Trick \*\* \*\*I’m (finally) pregnant! \*\* sponsered by Trojan ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/285 "2010-08-03T21:40:39Z")
\*\*Let’s haggle over carpeting Poll: Blonde or Blond? \*\* Depends on if it’s a man or a woman! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/286 "2010-08-04T00:22:17Z")
\*\*Sexual obsession & mid-life crisis; this can’t end well Bad customers…Bad Bad Bad Customers \*\* You’ll need to be…disciplined. No receipt for you! ---
**Author:** ![maggenpye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@maggenpye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maggenpye)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/287 "2010-08-04T03:12:17Z")
**Sexual obsession & mid-life crisis; this can’t end well Have you ever wished you didn’t love a given person?** Strangely apt - I am going to hell for laughing when I saw it. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/288 "2010-08-04T04:30:08Z")
\*\* Has Obama spent a million dollars to hide his birth certificate? Hispanic vs Latino vs Chicano? \*\* Isn’t it supposed to Kenyan? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/289 "2010-08-04T12:27:22Z")
\*\*Gross insect stories? Adventures in Etymology \*\* I think you’re missing an “n”. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/290 "2010-08-04T13:48:28Z")
**Sexual obsession & mid-life crisis; this can’t end well Laurence Fishburne daughter in porn?** Yay I don’t think Mr. Fishburne wants you drooling over his daughter. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/291 "2010-08-04T14:35:29Z")
\*\* Why haven’t these liberal things been banned? Why hasn’t this thing been banned yet?\*\* Banned name! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/292 "2010-08-04T15:00:57Z")
\*\* More weird shit in everyday life Drunk Kills Nun \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/293 "2010-08-04T16:22:05Z")
**A remake of The Magnificent Seven Laurence Fishburne daughter in porn?** Would this be the long awaited, “The Magnificent Seven Inches?” ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/294 "2010-08-04T16:51:01Z")
\*\*Sexual obsession & mid-life crisis; this can’t end well He’s Not Ready For A Child, And I’m Sad. \*\* That first one seems to be compatable with a lot of others. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/295 "2010-08-04T17:06:54Z")
**Ask the guy who just got a vasectomy. Chavez, you glorious loon!** The Americans _made_ me do it!!! **pop goes the weasel Origin of nautical terms** This is a new one on me. “Hard-a-port”, “Furl the topsails” and “Arrrr!” have obvious derivations, but “pop goes the weasel” is inexplicable, unless Bozo’s Clown Ship sailed the seven seas. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/296 "2010-08-04T18:40:25Z")
\*\*Upstairs neighbor is a peeping tom (listener), what should I do? Dirty talk: Do you like it? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/297 "2010-08-04T19:46:25Z")
**Men: Do you prefer Porn or your woman? Poll: Okay, let’s be honest: what are you addicted to?** ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/298 "2010-08-05T02:26:40Z")
\*\*Say something incomprehensible in the jargon of your industry! Bad customers…Bad Bad Bad Customers! \*\* Sorry, not incomprehensible, and pretty universal. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/299 "2010-08-05T05:39:15Z")
\*\* Posting Nude Pictures Under a Pseudonym Toe Typing Saves the Day\*\* I didn’t do it! See, those aren’t my fingerprints on the keyboard! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/300 "2010-08-05T08:35:49Z")
**What surprises have your pets brought home for you? Help me name my new kitten** I’m totally reminded of [one of my favorite cartoons ever](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnEeCOZMbko). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=16)