# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/301 "2010-08-05T09:34:03Z")
**Computer-retarded people make me cry. Ask the bastard from IT** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/302 "2010-08-05T15:08:46Z")
**The Bicyclist Plot! I’m (finally) pregnant!** So, the plot is drive by impregnation? **Help me name my new kitten We’re getting a puppy!!!** Don’t mock the poor kitty with a name like that! \*\*If an immigrant disrepects your flag. The Voice of God \*\* “Hands off the flag. _NOW_.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/303 "2010-08-05T21:09:42Z")
**Men: Do you prefer Porn or your woman? What Is Your God Like?** Whoa, you don’t want to start messing with deities. They might grant you eternal life but forget to give you eternal youth, or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/304 "2010-08-05T23:18:54Z")
**What do you like about the gender you’re attracted to? Nice burps.** It’s true. Men are pigs, but women… they even burp genteelly. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/305 "2010-08-06T01:18:07Z")
\*\*To hell with Chelsea Clinton, Lisa Simpson is getting married today! Lisa’s Wedding was this past Sunday! \*\* Oh, damn. I guess I missed it, then. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/306 "2010-08-06T02:41:25Z")
**Celibacy I Am a Lawyer** I thought you screwed people over constantly. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/307 "2010-08-06T03:35:51Z")
**What happened to Dave Chappelle? Nazi human skin lampshades** Poor guy. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/308 "2010-08-06T08:30:08Z")
**What surprises have your pets brought home for you? Hgtv gays and illegal aliens** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/309 "2010-08-06T12:19:20Z")
\*\*Why are Oreos so addictive? Dog poop in the water supply \*\* It would explain the brown colour. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/310 "2010-08-06T12:48:01Z")
**Poll: The Voice of God Is it ever acceptable to use the term “retarded” when referring to a dumb person?** **NO. THOU SHALT USE THE TERM “DUMBASS”.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/311 "2010-08-06T14:18:05Z")
**How do you volunteer for jury duty? Jury nullification questions** Thanks, but we won’t be needing you today. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/312 "2010-08-06T14:27:32Z")
\*\*The bed is on fire with passionate love Celibacy\*\* Feast or famine, huh? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/313 "2010-08-06T15:34:20Z")
\*\* Alex Rodriguez hits 600th home run Huge successes then, completely forgotten now\*\* 2 days later, it’s like he never existed. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/314 "2010-08-06T15:56:28Z")
\*\* I Am a Lawyer Help me name my new kitten\*\* Sorry, naming kitties has been outsourced to India. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/315 "2010-08-06T16:52:11Z")
I started both these threads, now sequential: \*\* TV characters whose life is a fantasy camp. How much money would House make? \*\* House’s name came up in the first one. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/316 "2010-08-06T18:21:37Z")
\*\*Why are Oreos so addictive? Dog poop in the water supply \*\* Oreos, they’re pooptastic! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/317 "2010-08-06T18:29:49Z")
\*\*Sexual obsession & mid-life crisis; this can’t end well Topics You Can’t Shut Up About \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/318 "2010-08-06T20:10:29Z")
**Poll: Common-sensian or Reasonarian? What to name my new religion. Girls who wear flowers behind their ears/in their hair…** I guess “Hippie” was already taken, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/319 "2010-08-06T22:51:46Z")
**Poll: The Voice of Satan Favorite nursery rhyme?** _Little child, come play with me now Your soul is mine to wheedle, I’ll dunk you in a lake of fire Pop! goes the weasel._ ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/320 "2010-08-07T03:31:44Z")
**What is the argument against French healthcare? Will Bush Bashing help?** Not now that he’s out of office. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=17)