# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/321 "2010-08-07T10:24:17Z")
**Laurence Fishburne daughter in porn? Kill it with fire** Porn or his daughter? :eek: **How do you find a good psycho therapist? Is it ever acceptable to use the term “retarded” when referring to a dumb person?** Not to a good psycho therapist it isn’t ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/322 "2010-08-07T17:51:25Z")
**So I just got bit by my neighbor’s dog How did they know?!** The screaming and blood were probably a clue… **Is Afghanistan “Worth It”? Will Bush Bashing help?** Nope, it still won’t be worth it. But go ahead and bash him anyway, it’s fun! **I think I have found the Love of my Life! Celibacy** Well, that’s thinking outside the box. **Hugh Hefner is cool? Why?? The Voice of Satan** Ah, he sold his soul. I knew it! ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/323 "2010-08-07T18:40:28Z")
**I think I have found the Love of my Life! Celibacy** Whatever turns you on (or off) . . . ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/324 "2010-08-07T20:11:51Z")
> [@OttoDaFe](#): > > **I think I have found the Love of my Life! > Celibacy** > > Whatever turns you on (or off) . . . That’s obviously what someone who’s joining a religious order would say. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/325 "2010-08-07T20:36:41Z")
Not a sequential thread, but a funny juxtaposition of thread title and last user posted: **anyone heard from twickster?** \*Last new post:\*Today 02:23 PM by twickster Problem solved … ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/326 "2010-08-07T21:57:35Z")
**Who profited from the subprime crisis/recession? Primates and Twins** Not who you’d think! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/327 "2010-08-07T22:34:11Z")
**Dirty talk: Do you like it? What are your recollections of the “Sputnik moment”?** Oh yeah baby. There was a lot of thrust, and then I went into orbit, if you get my drift… **Girls who wear flowers behind their ears/in their hair… How Many Names Will You Answer to in a Crowded Room?** Hey Rose, Petunia, Lilly, whatever your name is, come here a minute. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/328 "2010-08-08T02:52:55Z")
\*\* Poll: The Voice of Satan Need help on wedding!\*\* Oooh, let’s see. Black velvet gown? Lovely, my child. Dogs, pigs and goats as bridesmaids? Excellent. Don’t forget the high priest’s traditional invocation as you approach the altar: "Oh Satan, Spirit of the Earth, God of Liberty, open wide the gates of Hell, and come forth from the abyss by these names:“Satan! Beelzebub! Leviathon! Asmodeus! Abaddon!” You may kiss the bride. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/329 "2010-08-08T06:41:05Z")
**Where do all these porn actors come from? Tall plants for my room** :eek: Those tall plants contain pods. Destroy them if you can. Until then, don’t fall asleep or you’ll be absorbed by a duplicate who will go into the porn industry! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/330 "2010-08-08T07:04:52Z")
Just seen in MPSIMS: **Sexual obsession & mid-life crisis; this can’t end well** **How you doin’: the Doper romance thread.** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/331 "2010-08-08T07:08:54Z")
Cafe Society: **critique my banana bread recipe? Kill it with fire** So…too much nutmeg? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/332 "2010-08-08T12:45:09Z")
\*\*What’s for dinner tonight? The tripple whammy of sugar, salt and fat \*\* So that’s the whole obesity thing explained. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/333 "2010-08-08T15:53:29Z")
\*\* WY or Bust: Is This a Crazy Plan? It’s time for gay reparations. So what do you guys want? Money, 40 acres & a mule… what?\*\* West Virginia would welcome an influx of gay homesteaders. But remember, all of those 40 acres are uphill. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/334 "2010-08-08T17:45:37Z")
**Ideas for a picnic lunch? How do you decide what’s for dinner? What’s for dinner tonight? critique my banana bread recipe?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/335 "2010-08-08T19:43:06Z")
**Misleading trailers that ruined the movie for you Sherlock Holmes and The Klan** The movie didn’t have Sherlock Holmes or the KKK in it at all! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/336 "2010-08-08T20:45:21Z")
**Help with writing numbers as words M-o-o-n spells TEN???** ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/337 "2010-08-09T03:37:24Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* WY or Bust: Is This a Crazy Plan? > It’s time for gay reparations. So what do you guys want? Money, 40 acres & a mule… what?\*\* > > West Virginia would welcome an influx of gay homesteaders. But remember, all of those 40 acres are uphill. Uhhh, WY = Wyoming, W **V** = West Virginia. I was reading expecting a rather decent Brokeback Mountain joke, and was sorely disappointed. I want my money back. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/338 "2010-08-09T03:41:26Z")
\*\* Happy birthday, Bob, BTW, there’s a helicopter in your yard… This week’s MMP Sentence fragments you would (or wouldn’t) want in your obituary. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/339 "2010-08-09T05:31:13Z")
\*\* What kind of jobs did special forces do in the Vietnam war? Cake…Cold or room temp? \*\* That was a job given to the _very_ special forces. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/340 "2010-08-09T05:58:24Z")
**What Is Your God Like?** **Girlfriends and porn** And don’t leave out the beer. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=18)