# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/341 "2010-08-09T09:29:21Z")
\*\*Ideas for a picnic lunch? McD’s lunch in the morning? \*\* Wouldn’t be my first choice ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/342 "2010-08-09T12:42:23Z")
\*\*What’s the motive for going after Lance Armstong? Is it racially motivated? The Brits, the Scots , the Finns, the Danes, the Swedes, \*\* Yeah, when will someone go after THEM? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/343 "2010-08-09T12:43:17Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* WY or Bust: Is This a Crazy Plan? > It’s time for gay reparations. So what do you guys want? Money, 40 acres & a mule… what?\*\* > > West Virginia would welcome an influx of gay homesteaders. But remember, all of those 40 acres are uphill. ISWYDT. \*\* How much sex in World of Warcraft? Bakers Dozen\*\* Thanks for the quantification - what are the units? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/344 "2010-08-09T13:36:05Z")
\*\*How does Google or Mapquest figure out the quickest way to Point A to Point B? Taking the Inside Curve \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/345 "2010-08-09T14:44:27Z")
**Advice for sleeping in your car. What do genetic blood ties mean to you** Obviously they don’t mean very much, or I wouldn’t be sleeping in this f\*&%ing car. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/346 "2010-08-09T18:27:16Z")
**Embarrassingly simple algebra help required Light and Momentum** **What is the name for this faulty logic: Low average age of rock stars at death? Altitude Sickness?** No, that’s not it. **Knee pain** Not, not that either. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/347 "2010-08-09T19:32:43Z")
\*\*What Is Your God Like? Police totaly out of control \*\* Yep. Always with the smiting and the tasing and the profiling and the doughnuts. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/348 "2010-08-09T19:34:33Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > \*\*What Is Your God Like? > Police totaly out of control \*\* > > Yep. Always with the smiting and the tasing and the profiling and the doughnuts. Don’t smite me bro! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/349 "2010-08-09T20:17:22Z")
\*\*The wittiest spur of the moment retort you’ve ever used The weasels have a point \*\* Yep, devastatingly witty. Highly recommended for your next performance review. Not quite sequential, but: **Would A “Dark Suit” Show Blood Or Hide It? How Much Money Is In A Cell Phone Store?** We have interesting hobbies here. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/350 "2010-08-09T21:32:22Z")
**It’s my first day of law school! The weasels have a point** Wow, one day and they’ve already started corrupting you. They’re good. **Economic Craziness from the Democrats The Blood of Christ** “With this vial of divine blood, we can replicate the miracle of loaves and fishes and feed the poor! Even better, with research we believe that the miracle of water to wine can be modified to produce cheap petrochemicals instead!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/351 "2010-08-09T23:05:37Z")
**The wittiest spur of the moment retort you’ve ever used Google has failed me! What percentage of drowning victims can swim?** _That_’ll leave 'em scratching their heads! The first sentence alone is probably sufficient. “You’re a hopeless ninny!” “Google has failed me!” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/352 "2010-08-09T23:33:28Z")
**The Brits, the Scots , the Finns, the Danes, the Swedes, Paying off the National Debt - Why won’t this work?** Because when we asked them to, they told oss to f\*\*\* off in 3.75 different languages? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/353 "2010-08-10T02:16:50Z")
**Question for very tall men. Advice for sleeping in your car.** Don’t buy a used Metro? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/354 "2010-08-10T09:25:59Z")
**Pick Your Armageddon Economic Craziness from the Democrats** Very well, let the destruction of America begin! **"Never Had a Factually Innocent Defendant" – Seriously, Bricker? The Brits, the Scots , the Finns, the Danes, the Swedes,** Are all guilty. Every last one of them. **Songs to play at your funeral. Songs set in Los Angeles** But I’ve never been to LA. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/355 "2010-08-10T10:35:06Z")
**I’m (finally) pregnant! London Cabbies the "World’s Friendliest"** hey, there’s friendly, and there’s \*too \*friendly. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/356 "2010-08-10T12:09:33Z")
**Hugh Hefner is cool? Why?? Celibacy** Nawww, I’m pretty sure that’s not it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/357 "2010-08-10T12:16:09Z")
\*\* Hugh Hefner is cool? Why?? Advice for sleeping in your car.\*\* If you think Hef is cool, you’ll probably wind up sleeping in your car. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/358 "2010-08-10T14:37:03Z")
\*\*Levi Johnston for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska Look! A reasonable politician seen in the wild! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/359 "2010-08-10T15:11:40Z")
\*\* Posting Nude Pictures Under a Pseudonym "Aha! THAT’S what that Dopername means! \*\* You’ve been outed. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/360 "2010-08-10T15:59:28Z")
**It’s my first day of law school! Holy hell, I’m freakin’ DYING here!** Tougher than you expected, eh? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=19)