# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/361 "2010-08-10T17:43:14Z")
**If you plan to lose it at work-- beat this: Caught a homeless guy hiding in my office (and doing something unpleasant)** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/362 "2010-08-10T18:03:43Z")
\*\*If you plan to lose it at work-- beat this: Celibacy \*\* While singing Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” at the top of your voice. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/363 "2010-08-10T19:20:09Z")
\*\*What do you refuse to do out of principle? tipping when there is a delivery charge. \*\* I see a flamefest on the horizon. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/364 "2010-08-10T19:22:08Z")
**How do you find a good psycho therapist? Psychologists/Psychiatrists in Calgary? Do you have a narcissistic mother or sibling? How has this affected you?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/365 "2010-08-10T21:02:21Z")
**Sentence fragments you would (or wouldn’t) want in your obituary. Washington state man pulled over with corpse in truck** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/366 "2010-08-10T22:37:02Z")
**The Truth Is We Are All Animals, so… What would it take for George W. Bush to mend his reputation?** “_MEAT!_ Bush-man bring meat for the Pack, Pack forgive!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/367 "2010-08-11T00:15:38Z")
**Hugh Hefner is cool? Why?? "He’s just a cat and a monocle away from being a Bond villain."** C’mon, just because he has a mansion, just because he has a bevy of beautiful assistants, just because his name is often associated with the shaggin’ 60s, just because…okay, let me rethink this one. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/368 "2010-08-11T01:49:09Z")
**Lack of Cheques in other countries The Brits, the Scots, the Finns, the Danes, the Swedes…** I see them all, but no Cheques! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/369 "2010-08-11T06:53:12Z")
**Caught a homeless guy hiding in my office (and doing something unpleasant) A good reason to keep your dog hungry** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/370 "2010-08-11T13:16:28Z")
**How do you volunteer for jury duty? Washing wet clothes** Yeah, you’ve got to do a couple loads of laundry for the judge to get on the really good juries. **All that old stuff on the walls at Cracker Barrel Do dogs have self-control?** They won’t let me and Bubba in anymore because he kept peeing on the tractor wheels and stuff. **How sensitive are you about your height? Question for very tall men.** Stop it! Just…stop it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/371 "2010-08-11T13:56:10Z")
\*\* Boy did I have those lyrics wrong! Favorite “Rock” Instrumental \*\* Ratman? Whipout? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/372 "2010-08-11T14:30:43Z")
\*\*Who are Native Americans? The Brits, the Scots , the Finns, the Danes, the Swedes, \*\* Umm… no. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/373 "2010-08-11T15:44:14Z")
**Should I Be Worried (Cats)? Man arrested for alledgedly marinating cat in trunk of his car** Marinate, stuff, broil, fricassee…anyway you slice it, you don’t have to worry about those cats anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/374 "2010-08-11T18:58:23Z")
\*\* Besides QB, who can you build an NFL team around? Bakers Dozen \*\* Need more than two alternates ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/375 "2010-08-11T19:25:30Z")
**Dramatic wedding cancellation stories When Armadillos Attack…a Tale of Terror** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/376 "2010-08-12T05:17:09Z")
**Innocent people have been executed–does this change your stance? R.I.P. Ady Gil [Sea Shepherd boat]** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/377 "2010-08-12T08:22:17Z")
**Funny thing happened in the lunch line today I’m (finally) pregnant!** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/378 "2010-08-12T08:55:08Z")
**A question for theists who believe in an omniscient God How does the insurance claim process work in general?** Sorry, it’s so complicated not even God himself can explain it. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/379 "2010-08-12T10:09:10Z")
**If you plan to lose it at work-- beat this: It’s too nice to work.** Oh, never-mind then. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/380 "2010-08-12T13:45:16Z")
\*\* Are anyone else’s doctor visits like this? Man grows pea plant inside lung. \*\* No, I’d guess that was unique [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=20)