# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/381 "2010-08-12T14:45:13Z")
**Are anyone else’s doctor visits like this? When Armadillos Attack…a Tale of Terror** Similar. Only, my doctor usually uses red rock crabs. (Hellish obscenities and damnable crustaceans!) ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/382 "2010-08-12T17:07:00Z")
**False Teeth and a Chihuahua Sentence fragments you would (or wouldn’t) want in your obituary.** Mark that one as “wouldn’t.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/383 "2010-08-12T20:24:15Z")
**How to (nicely) refuse a flakey couple wanting to join your vacation? social behavior of southern baptists** Great idea! Tell 'em you’ll work nonstop during the trip to get them saved for Jesus. They’ll suddenly realize they have other plans. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/384 "2010-08-13T01:46:04Z")
**Does your religion endorse “survival cannibalism”? How many different addresses have you had?** I’ve had to move around a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/385 "2010-08-13T08:21:48Z")
**Indie (and indie-ish) rock/folk from the last few years Iranian Protest Song - Uses Pink Floyd The Song That Vanished Completely** An indie Iranian folk protest song that vanished completely? Sounds interesting. Too bad we’ll never learn anything about it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/386 "2010-08-13T12:24:37Z")
\*\*Why Would an African American Dislike Direct Deposit? Swollen feet and ankles \*\* You need to try the low-salt direct deposit. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/387 "2010-08-13T13:40:39Z")
\*\*What’s the weirdest gift you’ve GIVEN? I Give Up! \*\* 7-Up? Throw up? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/388 "2010-08-13T13:48:35Z")
\*\*What is the weirdest gift you’ve gotten? False Teeth and a Chihuahua \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/389 "2010-08-13T17:02:15Z")
\*\* The Morality of Stripping Elves Oh, good! A New Constitutional Theory of Privacy!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/390 "2010-08-13T18:21:19Z")
\*\*Tell the story of the grossest thing you ever cleaned from your kitchen or fridge Today, I am a man. \*\* What did you clean up? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/391 "2010-08-13T20:01:16Z")
\*\* What exactly can the POTUS do? Left-handed Vulcan salute \*\* You know, Obama does look Vulcanish. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/392 "2010-08-13T22:33:37Z")
**Is the US, basically, a Scottish nation? What would it take for George W. Bush to mend his reputation?** Capturing the Loch Ness monster, or even better, being eaten by it. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/393 "2010-08-14T01:47:10Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\* What exactly can the POTUS do? > Left-handed Vulcan salute \*\* > > You know, Obama does look Vulcanish. I seem to recall reading somewhere he is a Trekkie. (I think he needs to remind America of this, to get back in their good books. Maybe start his State of the Union addresses with the Vulcan salute. And/or present it in Klingon. Or declare war on the Romulans.) ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/394 "2010-08-14T10:49:02Z")
\*\*How did conservatives create such a powerful grassroots movement recently Pineapple and Jell-o \*\* It was better than the left’s alfalfa and tofu surprise. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/395 "2010-08-14T14:11:51Z")
**Why did our prehistoric ancestors migrate out of Africa? Cats in heat** ‘Those damned cats are driving me insane with their noise! I tell you, Thag, either the cats go, or we go.’ And so humans migrated out of Africa, and the lions are still there. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/396 "2010-08-14T15:53:41Z")
**Remember me? Umm. . .no. Roadside memorials** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/397 "2010-08-15T02:45:11Z")
**Tell the story of the grossest thing you ever cleaned from your kitchen or fridge Remember that coed that vanished after police put her back on street sans car or cellphone?** :eek: **You Know You Rely on The Internet Too Much When… Maegling is born!** Too much Internet use impregnates you with maeglings? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/398 "2010-08-15T03:04:04Z")
**Quasi takes to the road When roadkill is only Mostly Dead…** 😛 (Be careful out there, **Quasi**!) ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/399 "2010-08-15T08:18:46Z")
\*\* Who lives in the Vatican? Perpetrators of horribly stupid crimes \*\* Best not to make a witty comment. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/400 "2010-08-15T14:46:17Z")
\*\* Men: How quickly do you fall asleep after sex? What else would you look for in a bookstore?\*\* Besides opportunities for sex and a cozy spot for a nap afterwards…hmmm…no, I can’t think of anything else I need in a bookstore. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=21)