# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/421 "2010-08-17T08:36:56Z")
**My dad is getting under my nerves! Plus, how do I search for a condo? (long) Hate where you live?** Need you ask? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/422 "2010-08-17T15:12:42Z")
\*\*Ask the Dude Who can Explain David Blaine’s Magic. Neil Patrick Harris and David Bertka are expecting twins!! \*\* How do two men have twins? Magic? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/423 "2010-08-17T15:17:14Z")
\*\* Marijuana Side Effect Question I scanned my face! \*\* That sort of behaviour could be a side effect. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/424 "2010-08-17T16:28:20Z")
**Poll: Who dies first? Ask the reformed criminal.** Can’t we just ask your favorite flower? ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/425 "2010-08-17T17:46:48Z")
**I am now officially cool I scanned my face!** _All_ the cool kids are doing it. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/426 "2010-08-17T17:50:06Z")
**Woman, your dog neither speaks nor understands English You’re sick? Well, I’m a self-entitled bitch!** Sounds like that female dog just understands English all too well. At least she’s honest about not caring about your illness… ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/427 "2010-08-17T18:00:22Z")
This is just wrong but I can’t help myself. \*\*What is the most you’ve ever eaten in one sitting? “A dingo’s got my baby”: 30 years since the disappearance of Azaria Chamberlain\*\* ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/428 "2010-08-17T20:05:46Z")
\*\*Need creative ideas for funding child custody legal battle! My son is crying (kindergarten) \*\* Better hurry … \*\*How did you find the Straight Dope? I am now officially cool \*\* Preaching to the choir, man … (This last one I’m marking in spoiler space because it could be construed as making light of a Doper’s personal problem) **What is the weirdest gift you’ve gotten? So I Just Got Molested By A Family Member** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/429 "2010-08-17T20:14:22Z")
\*\*“A dingo’s got my baby”: 30 years since the disappearance of Azaria Chamberlain Odd name for a kids theme park \*\* On the contrary, I foresee great success for the “Dingo’s Got My Baby” theme park. Fun for the whole family! ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/430 "2010-08-17T21:43:20Z")
**What’s the weirdest gift you’ve gotten? Celibacy** Uh… did you get a gift receipt? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/431 "2010-08-17T22:49:05Z")
**Say something incomprehensible in the jargon of your industry! I must stop looking at crotches** **Neutering older dogs Organ donor question** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/432 "2010-08-17T22:52:53Z")
**August 2010 Weight Loss Ask the Chick Who’s Seven Months Pregnant** Alright! Just two more months and you’ll lose about 8lbs. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/433 "2010-08-18T08:08:54Z")
**I bet I’m the only person on this board who likes… I Want Your Sex… and other sexy songs…** No, I’m pretty sure lots of people like sexy songs. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/434 "2010-08-18T08:19:00Z")
Sorry about the triple post, but I thought that these two threads were perfect **Huge successes then, completely forgotten now Thoughts about the Gabor family** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/435 "2010-08-18T11:53:34Z")
**Sentence fragments you would (or wouldn’t) want in your obituary. Trap shooting on a budget** _There are certain things you shouldn’t jury rig. Your results are a crap shoot or worse._ **Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex Oh, I love the Sound of Sonic Booms in the Morning …** _I never want to hear the neighbor’s loud sex described in this way._ **Am I missing something about window A/C? Are wind turbines worth it?** _Wind turbines are not a type of AC, they just produce AC power._ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/436 "2010-08-18T13:21:49Z")
\*\* Seems Lucas didn’t only screw up the prequels… How long did the Jedi influence thing work? \*\* Through Episodes 4,5, & 6. Then it DIED!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/437 "2010-08-18T13:25:13Z")
**Oh, I love the Sound of Sonic Booms in the Morning … the Sing yer li’l ol’ heart out MMP** Not everyone wants to set their clock radio to the station playing the Ethel Merman retrospective. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/438 "2010-08-18T14:06:49Z")
\*\* Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex So I Just Got Molested By A Family Member \*\* :eek:☹ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/439 "2010-08-18T16:58:14Z")
\*\*What is the weirdest gift you’ve gotten? Hosting a foreign exchange student \*\* A Swedish foreign exchange student? Thanks, Dad! \*\*So I Just Got Molested By A Family Member I am now officially cool \*\* **Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex Yippy, I have a job…for a short while anyway…** ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/440 "2010-08-18T17:04:39Z")
\*\*So I Just Got Molested By A Family Member I am now officially cool \*\* :eek: I’ll remain boring and un-hip, thank you very much! :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=23)