# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/441 "2010-08-18T17:46:06Z")
> [@Mama\_Zappa](#): > > \*\*So I Just Got Molested By A Family Member > > I am now officially cool \*\* > :eek: > > I’ll remain boring and un-hip, thank you very much! :eek: Ack - didn’t notice that at least 2 others had posted the exact same juxtaposition. This one is NOT one that bears repeating! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/442 "2010-08-18T18:00:36Z")
**White man passes as black in 19th century NYC I am now officially cool** They had wiggers even back then? Who knew? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/443 "2010-08-18T18:51:14Z")
**Sentence fragments you would (or wouldn’t) want in your obituary. Hosting a foreign exchange student** Well, we _thought_ Raghib was down in the basement working on his science project… ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/444 "2010-08-19T02:55:19Z")
\*\*O Doperi qui Latinitatem regunt! Adjuvate me! Applying different surfaces to balls\*\* Whatever floats your boat, dude. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/445 "2010-08-19T06:04:18Z")
**I’ve got a new job. I’ve got a job!** Yeah, and I’ve checked to make sure it wasn’t the same poster twice. There’s been several of those lately, woohoo! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/446 "2010-08-19T06:42:26Z")
\*\*Stupid Republican idea of the day You’re sick? Well, I’m a self-entitled bitch! \*\* I guess that the GOPs stand on Medicare taken care of. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/447 "2010-08-19T12:05:54Z")
\*\*Yippy, I have a job…for a short while anyway… I must stop looking at crotches \*\* _Looking at customer crotches all the time will likely get you fired._ **Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex Old Love** _It’s not likely to get you any more sex._ **If you were going to panhandle for money at highway offramp or intersection, what would you wear? Relatively inexpensive fragrant body wash?** _Don’t let your smell give you away as having money._ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/448 "2010-08-19T12:36:11Z")
**Need song suggestions for a wedding. Chain Lightning, only romantic Rush song?** Well alright if you want to get all gooey, but I’d recommend “Enter Sandman” or “Why Don’t We Do It In The Road”. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/449 "2010-08-19T14:01:57Z")
\*\*What is the weirdest gift you’ve gotten? Unexpected “ow!” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/450 "2010-08-19T16:13:39Z")
**We’re pulling out of Iraq. Unexpected "ow!"** We got the unexpected “ow” by going _into_ Iraq. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/451 "2010-08-19T16:35:30Z")
**Toilet paper vs. hand: is the latter really more sanitary? What can I do to make my finger less smelly?** … ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/452 "2010-08-19T18:28:52Z")
**Why does Michael Nesmith still have such a stick up his ass about the Monkees? What can I do to make my finger less smelly?** Ummm… how do you feel about the Monkees? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/453 "2010-08-19T18:30:46Z")
\*\* I love my dog (mostly)–advice sought for barky pooch Is your spouse your best friend?\*\* Unfortunately she’s barky too. She and the dog both love belly rubs, however. **What’s up with child rearing today? Potential starvation** Yes, using food only to reward good behavior is an excellent training philosophy. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/454 "2010-08-19T18:50:23Z")
**What can I do to make my finger less smelly? Toilet paper v hand: is the latter really more sanitary?** _This is the point of toilet paper._ ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/455 "2010-08-19T18:55:25Z")
**Whats up with child rearing today? Ask the 35 Year Old who has for a year now (and counting) been Dating a Teenager** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/456 "2010-08-19T19:09:33Z")
**Fast meal ideas First Oral Sex Scene on Network TV** It may not be fast food, but it sure is eating out. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/457 "2010-08-19T19:21:31Z")
**Easy way to de-stinkify cat crap? I just stupidly destroyed a pan.** Once you incinerate the crap I guess it doesn’t stink. **Id this recent men’s hairstyle? Funeral Fashion** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/458 "2010-08-19T19:40:32Z")
\*\*Why does Michael Nesmith still have such a stick up his ass about the Monkees? Musicians Whose Weakest Works Get the Most Airplay \*\* Asked and answered ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/459 "2010-08-19T19:43:45Z")
> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#): > > **What can I do to make my finger less smelly? > Toilet paper v hand: is the latter really more sanitary?** > > _This is the point of toilet paper._ Reminds me of a couple of stupid jokes that were around when I was a kid. The first one was something like: Kid 1: “Which hand do you use to wipe your butt with?” Kid 2: “I use my left hand.” or “I use my right hand.” Kid 1: “Really? Because I use toilet paper” (It’s funny when you’re 8) Or another one, which I forget exactly how it goes, but it’s almost the opposite. You pretend to be a Martian, shake another kids hand, get them to say that they use toilet paper, then mention that on Mars you use your hand. Again, funny when you’re 8. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/460 "2010-08-19T19:54:21Z")
\*\*This One’s for Der Trihs, Pay Attention. The Insomnia Thread \*\* Jaysus… you got that right! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=24)