# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/461 "2010-08-19T20:35:47Z")
**Hello. I am a racist. Stop trying to convince me to buy a house!** But if you don’t, the black people will move in!!! ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/462 "2010-08-19T20:52:49Z")
**Easy way to de-stinkify cat crap? Poop eating - Just Say No!** Yeah, just say no, 'cause the crap will still smell just as bad. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/463 "2010-08-19T21:52:34Z")
**Do you like being the driver on trips? Assist me with a trip to Canada?** _I don’t know you, and are you going to pay my way?_ **First Oral Sex Scene on Network TV What do you watch on Christmas Day in the US?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/464 "2010-08-20T06:15:11Z")
**White man passes as black in 19th century NYC discrimination laws and who they DON’T work for.** People pretending to be other races? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/465 "2010-08-20T11:06:28Z")
**Snuffleupagus was finally made visible on Sesame Street because of children being sexually abused First Oral Sex Scene on Network TV** Oh, that’s–that’s just _wrong_. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/466 "2010-08-20T12:26:41Z")
**How I set my testicles afire…share your dumb story Dropping a Dime, on your neighbor?** _Sorry, I had to turn you in for these shenanigans. The neighbors shouldn’t have to witness this type of stuff._ ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/467 "2010-08-20T12:49:31Z")
\*\*And now I got a job! How I set my testicles afire… I’ve got a new job. \*\* I assume that roasting your own prunes on the job will cause most employers to terminate your employment… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/468 "2010-08-20T13:25:42Z")
\*\*Holy shit, barnfire! How I set my testicles afire…share your dumb story \*\* Testicles as big as a barn? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/469 "2010-08-20T14:37:19Z")
Now it’s: \*\* I’ve got a new job. I’ve got a job! And now I got a job! And now _I’ve_ got… well, I don’t. But my sister’s got a job! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/470 "2010-08-20T14:57:39Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Now it’s: > > \*\* I’ve got a new job. > > I’ve got a job! > > And now I got a job! > > And now _I’ve_ got… well, I don’t. But my sister’s got a job! \*\* I’ve got a job! And now _I’ve_ got… well, I don’t. But my sister’s got a job! And now I got a job! I’ve got a new job. Yippy, I have a job…for a short while anyway… Finally! A smart sequential thread! ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/471 "2010-08-20T18:57:39Z")
**Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury How I set my testicles afire…share your dumb story** _Ah venereal disease._ **Fighting a traffic ticket – please share experiences How well can you Wink?** _You have to have a super sexy wink to win this._ ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/472 "2010-08-20T19:15:05Z")
**Apparently, I’ve been mugged in England…** , **Today, I am a man.** In the United States, we just do it by turning 21, on crime involved. Usually. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/473 "2010-08-20T19:16:59Z")
**Disappointed in Obama? Know Someone better? Ask the 35 Year Old who has for a year now (and counting) been Dating a Teenager** But how does she feel about being a consolation prize? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/474 "2010-08-20T19:29:29Z")
\*\* Woman, your dog neither speaks nor understands English. You’re sick? Well, I’m a self-entitled bitch!\*\* Are you sure? That sounds like what her dog would say! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/475 "2010-08-20T22:43:06Z")
**I’m madly in love. I just stupidly destroyed a pan.** That fling with Rachael Ray is over now, huh?. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/476 "2010-08-21T04:12:48Z")
**Fighting a traffic ticket – please share experiences What do you do with your dead animals?** You can hurl a dead possum at the judge. This is satisfying but tends to result in stiffer fines. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/477 "2010-08-21T06:16:58Z")
**What can I do to make my finger less smelly? If I eat Mentos and chug a soda, will I explode?** _Another variation of pull my finger joke._ **disappointed in Obama? Know Someone Better ??? So… I’ve got this rapist cat.** **Repairing severely damaged hair? Does appearance affect sexuality?** **Sometimes when I wake up I think… I’ve got a job!** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=23)