# Finally! A smart sequential thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/41 "2010-07-15T08:28:44Z")

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\*\* Design your own Glee episode  
What can I do to stop getting canker sores? \*\*

It’s a typical teen problem, but what kind of music should they use?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/42 "2010-07-15T13:25:28Z")

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\*\* Gadets You SO Wanted, That Later Disappointed

“Turn Left on Main St., you must!” \*\*

How about the Yoda Speak and Spell?

(“Gadgets _two_ Gs must have!”)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/43 "2010-07-15T14:40:00Z")

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**Answers sought in puppy death  
It’s Alive!-A Bachelor Fridge MMP**

Didn’t Herbert West have a cat in the fridge?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/44 "2010-07-15T14:43:03Z")

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\*\*Subtle ways to exercise at the office  
“Reward” sex?  
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It’s only subtle if no one catches you.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/45 "2010-07-15T15:07:51Z")

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**What to do with 1/2 day free in Paris?  
Should I tell my boss we’re trying to conceive?**

If you have half the day off to do it, then it’s none of his business.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/46 "2010-07-15T16:36:09Z")

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\*\* You come into a huge fortune. What NON-frivolous do you buy?

“Reward” sex? \*\*

Of _course_ I deserve a reward! I’m rich!

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/47 "2010-07-15T17:35:52Z")

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**Weird stuff you do habitually for no reason (sequel)  
Give Blood.**

Yeah, what do you waste your time doing that for?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/48 "2010-07-15T18:39:07Z")

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\*\* I need a new vacuum  
_Edward The Head_

You come into a huge fortune. What NON-frivolous do you buy? \*\*  
I know what **Ed the Head** is gonna buy!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/49 "2010-07-15T20:47:53Z")

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**’Barefoot Bandit’ apprehended  
Is your Doper name used in real life?**

It was, which is why I no longer use “Gainesville RIpper”, “Smelly Bob”, “Gentleman Vampire” or “Tourist From Hell”.

Dang, I’m tired of these ripoff artists.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/50 "2010-07-15T21:20:56Z")

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\*\*“When to out a transgender dater”  
“Reward” sex? \*\*

Um, maybe just a bit earlier.  
**Pete Stark is a frickin’ idiot  
Monogamy is for idiots**

So, marital bliss for him, huh?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/51 "2010-07-16T02:31:30Z")

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**Help Old Fogey With DVD Burner Question  
Bad Odor in the House**

You may be taking “burn a DVD” too literally.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/52 "2010-07-16T04:29:52Z")

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\*\*What’s your best/worst/weirdest experience running into an ex?  
“Reward” sex? \*\*

Gone from husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend to friends with benefits?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/53 "2010-07-16T07:09:38Z")

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\*\*what products are incriminating?  
Chocolate or cheese? \*\*

When they call it sinfully delicious, they aren’t joking!  
**It’s time for the return trip  
Again, with the cute baby animals!**

You just can’t stay away!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/54 "2010-07-16T12:09:15Z")

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Why do some people find females farting cute?  
What are you afraid of?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/55 "2010-07-16T12:58:04Z")

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\*\*How do you increase your wife’s libido?  
Help me explain electricity to children (age range 4-12)  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/56 "2010-07-16T14:09:48Z")

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**What are you afraid of?  
Elevator Death - such a senseless shame**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/57 "2010-07-16T16:39:47Z")

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\*\* Did anybody ever raise their wife’s libido?  
Poll: What are you paying for a 1 gallon jug of 2% cow’s milk?\*\*

Like they say - buy the cow, get free milk.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/58 "2010-07-16T16:42:44Z")

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\*\*Do you still make out with your SO?  
Should I tell my boss we’re trying to conceive? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/59 "2010-07-16T16:52:46Z")

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**What are you afraid of?  
An etiquette question: how do you tell a complete stranger her butt is showing?**

“Hey ma’am, your butt is showing!”

“How dare you!” **WHOP!!!**  
Yeah, I’d be afraid of that possibility.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/60 "2010-07-16T17:38:08Z")

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\*\* Any of y’all want to sell your soul?  
What a lovely obituary \*\*

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