# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/61 "2010-07-16T18:14:50Z")
\*\*Mel Gibson dials it up to 11 with new telephone recording. Congratulations! You’re no longer a Jew! \*\* You tell 'em, Mel! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/62 "2010-07-16T22:46:40Z")
**We’re From The South, And We’re Fat: Latest Report on Obesity By State I just rode the bumper-cars!** Soooooooo-WHEE, Lonnie! Them snow cones was great! Sorry I knocked your’n outta yor hayands when I crashed inta ya! Haw, haw, haw! That was handy-dander! Least ya kep’ yer mouf shut so ya didn’t lose that deep frahed Twinkie! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/63 "2010-07-17T02:14:09Z")
**Daughter moving to Chicago. What should she know? “Reward” sex?** Yeah, that’ll make her popular wherever she goes. **What should you put in a time capsule? What are you afraid of?** Scorpions, layoffs, climate change, Alzheimer’s, Osama bin Laden - hey, we warned you to keep the damn thing sealed. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/64 "2010-07-17T04:28:08Z")
\*\*I just rode the bumper-cars! Never Ride In The Back Of A Pickup Truck! Elevator Death - Such a Senseless Shame \*\* A three-fer! Also known as “how I learned to drive a cab” ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/65 "2010-07-17T05:18:47Z")
**Argentina Just Legalized Same Sex Marriage, And Everything Is Fine** **I Was “The Other Man” And Now I’m Just Confused** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/66 "2010-07-17T09:15:21Z")
**I was “the other man” and now I’m confused. What a lovely obituary** Poor guy never saw it coming. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/67 "2010-07-17T15:43:42Z")
**Again, with the cute baby animals! Answers sought in puppy death** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/68 "2010-07-17T16:48:06Z")
**Elevator Death - Such a Senseless Shame What a lovely obituary** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/69 "2010-07-17T16:55:59Z")
**If you say “tea cake” what do you mean? Please explain “sweet tea” to me Horse Meat** Just as I suspected. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/70 "2010-07-17T18:23:36Z")
\*\* Gadgets you bought and are thrilled with No-Touch Hand Soap\*\* I was going to get you an oven mitt for your birthday, but I don’t know if you can handle the excitement. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/71 "2010-07-17T20:10:44Z")
**The “Willies,” “Shivers,” “Horrors”… Advice needed: what if you learned what a friend’s online date looks like?** In this case, I think friendship demands that you tell them. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/72 "2010-07-17T21:51:48Z")
**Dog Humping Question A male killed…‘in flagrante delicto’ Could you knock out an enraged chimp?** I steer clear of these interspecies love triangles. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/73 "2010-07-17T21:59:15Z")
**Does anyone else have trouble getting out and doing things? Ask the bastard from IT** 'Cause I bet he just stays in and surfs for porn. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/74 "2010-07-17T22:07:38Z")
\*\*A Serious Q for the Women - May be squicky for some What are you afraid of? “Reward” sex? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/75 "2010-07-17T22:55:05Z")
**Southern Insults More 'Southernisms’** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/76 "2010-07-18T00:14:59Z")
**Still Using Your iPad? Ask the bastard from IT** I asked if he could fix it for me, and I haven’t seen it since. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/77 "2010-07-18T02:54:23Z")
**Again, with the cute baby animals! I just saw a shaved cat outside my window** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2010, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/78 "2010-07-18T05:34:29Z")
From IMHO: **What normal things do you feel no need for? Chlorine and toenail fungus.** Well, chlorine can be kind of useful. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/79 "2010-07-18T05:46:41Z")
**Elevator Death - Such a Senseless Shame Am I getting shafted?** That ain’t right. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2010, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/80 "2010-07-18T06:44:01Z")
**Could you knock out an enraged chimp? Another “should I call the vet” thread** It’s only stunned, it’ll come round in a minute. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=5)